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Interviewers, sportscasters, and vice presidents alike break into song to report important news.

For the second time, pundits and news anchors urgently break into song to deliver the news.

Urgent issues call for equally urgent harmonies, and they are provided by politicians, pundits, and gorillas alike in this chapter of news opera.

presidents and prime ministers sing in harmony. Love and happiness abounds.

Broadcasters become stars and stars become broadcasters as an ominous hip-hop sample infuses the news of the day. Joel Madden guests as a fictional CBS correspondent. Any resemblance the intentional performers may bear to media personalities living or dead is purely coincidental.

The possibility of California marijuana legalization and suggestion of Supreme Court lesbianism inspire rousing choruses from concerned/excited news personalities.

The hallowed inner sanctum of U.S. Government rocks hard with the aid of representatives from the state of =w=.