Twitch of Fun is BACK for an unprecedented third series, but some changes have been made. Who is out and who is in? Will Rich make it into the squad? Ally is on hand to make some slightly out of date topical references and discuss Adrian Chiles’ urinal, Johnny Depp’s poo in the bed and what makes the Queen laugh. Her son, Andrew Windsor crops up to talk about Barbie dolls and travelling back in time to have sex with our mothers. Plus The Champion of the Earth. It’s embarrassing and poorly conceived. So business as usual. Thanks Ian Twitch.

Rich makes a pitch to Elon Musk in the hope he might be interested in purchasing another hot internet property. Also on the agenda are watching porn at work, losing the freedom of the city of York and how Right Bollock has inadvertently sent Rich’s career on an incredible trajectory that sees him in the prime slot of 8.50am on Sky News. Plus a charming celebration of the Queen’s 70 years on the throne

A cock in the BFG and questions over Richard’s mental health, plus a clip that will be played on the news and suddenly not seem so funny. Plus THREE jokes and the start of a nuclear war. There’s also time to talk about Prince Charles’ hobbies, grim health news, Dave Chapelle and why Countdown is a job for life.

Richard is nervous about Twitch of Fun being moved to the prime time Friday evening slot, but is determined to do the show without the stupid puppets ruining his big break. He talks about moon cress, skewers the Tories with his incredible satire that is sure to change minds and discusses arseholes a lot. Should the Queen resign? Is there a door on Mars? Is society prejudiced against white private school educated men? And will the show retain the prime time slot next week?

Richard has been booted back to the Thursday night slot by a furious Ian Twitch, but is it better not to be in the harsh light of the mainstream spot? The team chat about Euromillions, penis flowers, a tribute to Vangelis and Harry Potter’s self-love. Plus advice from 105 years ago about how to throw your voice. Which Ally proves to be pretty good at. And a bit of a shock from Cocky Carrot.

Richard is out of the gates and ready for his sideways looks at the news, but wifi issues buffer everything up. People watching live get a terrible experience and the disruption takes the wind out of Richard’s star sails. The recording has no buffering though so you can finally see what was going on. Rich talks about monkey pox, replacing hands, Ellen leaving under a cloud and a horror version of Winnie the Pooh.

Rich is back after a week off due to illness and there’s lots of exciting robot sex news for him to chow down on, and lots of peanuts. He and Ally discuss what they’d do with a sweaty finger, how long they’d wait for a girlfriend in a coma and whether they would eat poop in order to defy ageing. A Twitch of Fun fan pretends to have a wife to impress the chat room and we resolve an important mat issue. And Sibyl has some bad news for Birmingham.

History has been made. Twitch of Fun has gone live, in front of a studio audience, full of countless fans (if you’re unable to count over 60). In an impressively unprepared show on a very slow news day, Rich and Ally and the puppets that could fit in Richard’s bag discuss the world’s loneliest tortoise, the hands of Prince Charles, the world’s most vengeful elephant, whether 52 year old men exist, why the Duke of York couldn’t go to the Order of the Garter meeting and whether it’s time to forgive and forget, America’s favourite vegetable and whether AI has become sentient. Plus we will find out if Heidi is real, wish Terri a happy birthday, discover why tonight’s show has prevented multiple crimes and find out if Sibyl’s predictions for Birmingham and Paddy McGuinness came true. All in glorious audio only, the only way to enjoy ventriloquism.

Sex Mites - Richard is killing time before the Champion of Champions Taskmaster show airs - has he beaten the odds to win? He and Ally discuss the perverts in our pores, newly single Jerry Hall and soon to be married (?) Olivia Wilde and insensitive to people who obviously weren’t witches. There’s a return from the dead for an unpopular character and perhaps in exchange the loss of a dear friend. Is Rowan Atkinson right and should comedy be as offensive as possible? You’ll probably not think so after this….

Richard has been taken advantage of Ian Pizza Express, but at least he now knows the best way to cut up a pepper. He is (eventually) joined by Ally and they discuss Richard’s glittering new TV career, whether Rich is married to his mum, dolphins pooing on coral reefs, Brad Pitt being unable to recognise faces and why only three Michael Jackson records are being cancelled. Marmite Lid is back being as edgy as Hell and Prince Andrew defends the stupid costumes he dresses up in.

It’s the end of the current series of Twitch of Fun and what a number to go out on! But will we return or will Richard finally have made the breakthrough to proper TV. That’s right TV. Which has ten years left. Just the right time to leave the internet behind. Does Sybil see more Twitch of Fun in the future? And why didn’t she see the tyre blowout that put paid to the live episode last week? Why is she so obsessed with Paddy McGuinness. Plus John Cleese, how to stop your sperm being stolen when you’re dead, Moon Day, Truss and Sunak and bad news about Nicholas Lyndhurst. See you in September. On Channel 4?