WOE.BEGONE

It's Bear huntin' season round these parts and Tex is comin' for you.

The police have said that they are not going to investigate Blusteer because he is not a person. Here is my plan to get Bluster formally recognized as a person by the United States government.

There are probably more horses that are missin' than there are horses what people knows where they are.

I met a lot of critters in my time and a bunch of ‘em were smarter than me.

The other pieces around them will hold them in place.

You fell asleep, night watchman. It’s time to trade shifts.

Someone is always wondering around with a bottle of transmission fluid and no idea how to use it.

We've been in this business too long. Nothing shocks us anymore.

I may be gone, but not forever.

I am feeling your energy through your palms. They feel as I would expect.

Ooooh. Bad dog.

It might be too late for you, but at least a couple of the people in that house are innocent.