The Sarah Silverman Podcast

Sarah discusses Mark Ruffalo, Bean Dad, and coconut oil as lube.

Sarah discusses bone dry orgasms, the No Fly List, and Snickers.

Sarah has Rory call in and discusses Ted Cruz's Purple Labia.

Sarah discusses Seinfeld, racism, and rollerblades.

Sarah discusses Bosch, the patriarchy, and mouth noises.

Sarah discusses apologizing to Britney, fine-boned Jared Kushner, and potty mouth justice.

Sarah discusses her friend Harris, abortion, and the word "k*ke."

Sarah discusses Ted Cruz, America first, and body hair.

Sarah discusses Paris Hilton, voicemail jingles, and Jews don't count.

Sarah discusses Kevin Hart, allies, and the new swoosh.

Sarah discusses her party bag, misinformation, existence and shame.

Sarah discusses "Crazy Rich Asians" and nervous diarrhea.

Sarah discusses Garry Shandling, teachers, and flossing.

Sarah discusses Republicans, Schleppy, and orgasms.

Sarah discusses Daunte Wright, being godless, and coffee.

Sarah chats with Jordan the Jewish cop from Texas.

Sarah discusses movies, cops and shame.

Sarah discusses Caitlyn Jenner, poker and School Ties.

Sarah discusses cheerleaders, mensches, and Lubbock, Texas.

Sarah discusses Israel, PornMD, and Chelsea Handler.

Sarah chats with Rory, gets a call from Rabbi Susie, and sings her own tune to R.E.M.

Sarah discusses Latinx, Beastie Boys, and Friends

Sarah discusses popcorn, atheists, and dogs on drugs.

Sarah discusses Rory, Hitler soda, and being balls-curious.

Sarah discusses her mom, Rosie, neighbors, and sex.

Sarah discusses a 38-year-old virgin, Jesus as a socialist, and SNL.

Sarah discusses dick moves, no kids, and bar fights.

Sarah discusses finding Les, Weird Al, and Emma Stone.

Sarah FaceTimes Rory and talks about sleeping at De Niro's and kissing Blair Underwood!

Sarah shares a story about bumping into Paris Hilton at a party. She poses a new gender-focused experiment to her listeners and shares Rory's top two skills! Fans call in asking about a particular French scarf, a new term for "Karens," and her thoughts on the latest with Britney Spears.

Sarah shares a story about her dad and a Tootsie pop, and learns some interesting information on the female genitalia. She hears from a braless woman, a single woman needing advice, and her father, who has some commentary on her new set.

Sarah gets a call about Bill Gates and his association with Jeffrey Epstein, discusses resistence to progress, and wonders about Foster the People. She also tackles tips for the munchies, men dying their hair, and more.

Sarah shares what it was like hosting Jimmy Kimmel Live!, discusses billionaires who are shitty tippers and ruining our environment, and gets a call from a former sexual offender. She also shares advice on loving yourself and how to get your sweat on.

Sarah chats about the part of her life she won’t share with Rory. She provides advice to callers about how to handle a shaky father/daughter relationship and what to do after seeing your ex shit talk about you. A caller also offers a tip on how to handle the munchies and Sarah shares how she would get weed sent to her when on the road.

From depression to doody, Sarah touches on it all this episode. Find out the mantra that got her both in and out of depression. Hear a story about a Billy Joel album and pooping, and hear how she controls her rage brought on by misophonia. She also takes a voicemail from a caller who is having an abortion, and offers advice on how to move forward afterward.

Sarah talks about getting off birth control, the group most affected by the Texas abortion law, and suggests a breakup plan for the USA. She advises callers jealous of exes, jealous of afterlife believers…and more, seeking her advice!

Sarah speaks about the loss of Norm Macdonald. She calls Rory for his “side of the Albanese” on the topic of men’s balls. Find out about Sarah’s religion and sexism discussion at the dog park, learn some Jewish colloquialisms, and get useful advice from callers this week who weigh in on the last episode's abortion discussion.

Sarah advises a trans man in an unhealthy relationship and discusses her growth since Jesus is Magic. She shares an original Ben Folds creation just for her, and her solution for a word that encompasses everyone.

Off of news of Kathryn Hahn being cast to play Joan Rivers in a limited series, Sarah elaborates on the lack of Jewish actors portraying Jews in art. She discusses the prevalence of "Jewface" and how Jews don’t count in the push for representation in Hollywood. Sarah addresses her feelings on the US support for Israel’s Iron Dome. Later, she takes calls about the progressive choices made on Survivor and the choice not to shave.

Plastic surgery -- are you for or against it? Sarah shares her feelings on the subject, and brings to light a unique analogy that may make you see it differently. Sarah takes calls from a woman looking to cheat on her husband, and another who is dealing with an insensitive sister-in-law. Has Sarah ever hated someone’s face and has she watched porn with Rory? These are questions asked, so listen to find out!

It’s what you’ve been waiting for -- an update on Rory’s shaving habits! Hear about Rory’s latest handyman feat and find out how Sarah’s vegan diet is going. Sarah takes calls from someone with a unique view on healthcare and a fan of Sarah’s Christmas song “Give the Jew Girl Toys.” Sarah also shares how she handles her anxiety, her thoughts on a nudist partner, and answers the question, “Is it okay to share with your partner someone else’s secret told to you?”

Why are people so afraid to be wrong? In this episode, Sarah weighs in on the benefits of being incorrect. She offers advice to a caller with trust issues. Two major Rent-heads call in wanting to know why did Sarah took the role of Alexi Darling in the movie version of Rent. Sarah shares the great advice she got from Idina Menzel, looks at the use of “mam and sir” and expresses her opinion on sex workers.

Everyone is asking Sarah to comment on Dave Chappelle's Netflix special... so listen to hear what she has to say! Then, Sarah addresses a caller who is dealing with anger towards his deceased father after he mocked him as a child. Hear her thoughts on what happens to some comedians once they get too big. Does your partner need to be your best friend? Sarah weighs in. Listen to find out how Sarah spends her Saturday nights -- you might be surprised! And, if you’re in need of some music recommendations, Sarah shares her favorites from all stages of her life.

Sarah records this podcast from New York City, where she’s in town to workshop her Broadway musical, “The Bedwetter.” Hear how her book became a musical -- one she describes as being like “An R-Rated Annie” -- and where she is in the process of bringing it to the stage. While in New York, Sarah is spending time with her high school best friend, Kerry, and in this episode, she reminisces on some hilarious moments where Kerry got the best of Sarah’s gullibility!

We’ve got one submission for "Rory’s Side of the Albanese." Listen to it in this episode, and if you want to submit your own, send it here! Sarah is back with tons of advice -- she shares tools to use for dealing with assholes, how to be confident (hint: she says it has to do with getting rid of this one fear), and how to handle checking into rehab. Hear about a rabbi whose fear of antisemitism is causing him to act immorally, and some of the inappropriate situations Sarah faced coming up as a female comedian. Lastly, who does the best

The submissions came rolling in for "Rory’s Side of the Albanese,” this week! Take a listen to hear Sarah’s favorites, and let her know your favorite by commenting in the review section. Sarah also discusses click bait and a recent article claiming Tony Shalhoub “slams” Sarah! Then, she praises another very funny Silverman, her sister, Laura. A caller shares an amazing story about how, as Sarah calls it, “some good trouble” got his mother to switch political parties. Sarah also receives a follow-up call from a recent caller who had shared her concerns about her lesbian mother who is a Trump supporter. She is now not speaking to her, so Sarah offers advice on how the caller can better communicate her truth.

The "Rory’s Side of the Albanese” saga continues! We’ve narrowed your submissions down to four finalists. Sarah and Rory listen and select a winner. Then Sarah’s taking your calls — she weighs in on the infrastructure bill and explains how serving in Congress should be like jury duty. There’s a science to it!

Your best friend Sarah is back with a bang this week! Or maybe that's every week? Either way, she's taking your calls and y'all really brought the hard hitting questions. Sarah shares her thoughts on staving off existential dread, talks toxic masculinity, and offers up some pretty solid advice in these challenging times.

Sarah’s got myriad answers to your questions this week! But first, she wants to know where she can get some plain ol’ news…any ideas? And the new holiday-themed comedy series she stars in seems to have really pissed off tens of thousands of white supremacists. Bah Humbug!

This week, Sarah shares a personal story - it’s a teaching moment about a teaching moment! She also tells us about a young fellow lefty-liberal she met on social media, and how she once got Mel Gibson to fork over $5,000.

Sarah may be a godless Jew, but that doesn’t mean she can’t experience the magic of Christmas! She also gets her first-ever kid caller and explains why emotional discomfort is her sweet spot.