KFC Radio

Happy birthday Asa Akira! KFC actually enjoys coming to work now, Asa makes candles 18 hours a day, the Mariah Meltdown, Jenny McCarthy's face, fierce debate about where to clip your nails, and the worst days to die on.

KFC rants about how big the internet is, Asa tries to explain gayness on a scale of 1 to 6, BarstoolDVR: Always Sunny in Philadelphia premiere, Jan 9th is #CheatersDay, AFN: Male Chokers, and listener voicemails (42:00mins)

KFC, Feits and Asa wrap-up the Golden Globes: Dr. House needs Pura d"Or, Chris Pine is handsome, how to write an acceptance speech when you just got caught cheating, Donald Glover is too skinny to be a stripper, latina girls like anal, Japanese cremation poses some problems, what do you wnt your urn to be? Who would you give a kidney to? Does 90 days equal a year and a half?

Trump's golden showers, Melania looks like she's pee on your face, The Wall, nipple licking. VOICEMAILS start @ 42 mins What stats would you like to see from your life? How many names do you know? Is cloning masturbation of homosexual? Would you want a sext of you mom sent to you or your friends? Toilet paper for napkins or live with parents? Do you have to sit in the front seat of an Uber?

Kevin, Asa and John talk about if the Chainsmokers are actually good, the saga of John visiting the eye doctor, whether or not it's acceptable for women to talk about their periods, and much, much more. Then, Uncle Chaps and Ginge from Barstool Idol come on the show to talk about infecting their genetics with the ginger gene and living with the curse of being a ginger.

An impromptu visit from the cast of @BarstoolRadio Sirius Show to discuss Feitelberg and Dave's fashion sense. KFC lashes out at Bill Belichick, Michael Che and the celebrity dating app Raya, running for president with an alien for VP, getting a blowjob in a carwash, and shooting the stream into the clown's mouth. VOICEMAILS start at 52mins

KFC is having a rough time in his new home in the suburbs. Asa wins an award for being the best masturbator. Feits is disgustingly spoiled by sports success. When does semen taste like diabetes? What would Asa do in the 6-12-18-24 Challenge? Should you bring your girlfriend to watch the big game? WYR: Cum prematurely or never cum at all?

KFC, Feitelberg and Asa are alarmingly into jaywalking. How many ha's do you text when you think something is funny? The Breakup Backslide. Hot Stalkers. Donald Glover vs. Justin Timberlake. Not drinking because of a brain bleed. Leaving your gf at airport security and the Seal Team 6 of shit talking.

It's the day of the Comedy Central live show! KFC and Feits sit poolside at the Totino's House and recap trying to figure out how to make a television show. Also, arm-rest wars, Houston real estate advice, time traveling Tom Brady, Feitelberg living in a little girl's room and the unholy alliance between David Portnoy and Kevin Clancy

KFC and Feits recap the 2nd night of the #BarstoolRundown, their encounter with Matt Albers, their obsession with Greg Olsen and the demise of an enemy.

If you want to bask in the misery of KFC, this is the episode for you. The Patriots win the Super Bowl in epic fashion. KFC is tormented to a spectacular degree.

Trebuchets, T9 texts, using the HAHA on iphones, cultural ass appropriation, F2P and J2P, Feits' porn doppleganger, and testicles the size of boobs

KFC, Asa, Feits and special guest Kelly Keegs review the Grammys and vote on the biggest asshole of the night. Plus, KFC baffles female minds when he reveals that Valentines Day is a scam perpetrated by MEN.

If you could fight one person to the death and switch lives with them if you win, who would it be? Around the World and why it's important to dance at parties. Dance Mode, Food Mode and Sex Mode (Venn diagram), VOICEMAILS start at 34:00. Is armpit hair a dealbreaker? Do chicks steal flowers on Valentine's Day? Social media pet peeves. Picking food like you pick your porn.

@ColeyMick and @TylerIAm of the #1 basketball podcast @MickstapeShow come through to talk about the sad state of the NY Knicks and the golden age of And 1 t-shirts. After that, we bring back Cubicle Chronicles to talk about the awfulness of an office birthday. Note: at the time of recording Francis still had cancer.

All voicemails edition of KFCR. How far up the food chain could you fight using only a baseball bat? Can buddies crash at your place when you live with a girl? What do you say to a coworker who gets to work too early? Can Asa smash open a cantaloupe? Call the hotline and leave a voicemail for next week's show (646) 807-8665

Kmarko and Kelly Keegs join the crew for an Oscars wrap-up. Scarlet Johansson's fantastic/disastrous hair, boring Jessica Biel, Ryan Gosling's fake marriage, Ben Affleck's fake face, A-lister Vince Vaughn, antisemitism, and the La La Land guys being way to excited to break news that they lost. After that, Feits takes us on a lovely trip to the Spice House and KFC takes his kid(s) to Disneyland.

Trent and RIggs from @ForePlayPod stop by to talk about dream foursomes and eating dead animals on the golf course. Asa, Feits and KFC decide what they will give up for Lent. What do you do if you are going on Spring Break with a girl that just dumped you? Who is in better shape: golfers or pornstars? Can you put the franchise tag on a girl so your friends can't bang her? Are people who drive without music on dangerous, raving lunatics?

Vinny from The Jersey Shore returns to talk about his new cooking show and Westworld. Also, KFC turns 32 and regrets mailing it in but continues to mail it in. Cubicle Chronicles for office baby showers and the return of 1 Minute Man: Tebow, MJ, Netflix, Arian Foster vs. Wolf. Vinny interview starts at 40 mins.

KFC and Feits talk Tim Tebow, drunk Jesus, States sex positions and then answer voicemails. After that Jax Taylor and the Summer House stop by to chat about getting blacked out in Montauk. Voicemails include: Robbie Fox challenge, bringing your clothes to a date, fish fighting, and Native Americans.

No matter how old you get, you can still get excited for sitting at home and doing nothing on a snow day. KFC plays 1 Minute Man with SPBC, Barstool Confessions with Feits and talks orgies with Asa. Plus Love Letters about a guy that is not handling a break-up very well.

Life is hard for KFC, Asa's coma checklist, Feitelberg's fashion nightmares, would you move in with you GWB or would you rather hear her die? Who do you bring as a wedding date and who do you wake up on a 100 year journey to another planet?

How is hockey camp like an Atlanta orgy? When is the best time to pull the Preemptive Break-up? Why aren't people in Antartica upside-down? The new Drake album, how I Kissed A Girl makes Feits feel, Dave Chappelle's new special, gay Power Rangers, Kim K, #1MinMan and #BarstoolConfessions

KFC emailed Alan Sepinwall about doing an interview and two years later, Alan wrote back! The two chat about Breaking Bad, The Black Donnellys, Sopranos, The Wire, Vikings, Peaky Blinders and more (interview starts at 51mins). Also voicemails with Feitelberg. An update from KenJac. When is it acceptable to wear your earbuds? Is a girl's boyfriend gay? What tools would you take to a death match in Home Depot.

We're playing the Feud! Asa vs Feits in the 1st ever Barstool Feud (42mins). Plus Drama Club with Kelly Keegs, Feits opens up, Feits also locks a babysitter in the basement, Marc Anthony vs Enrique Iglesias, #BarstoolConfessions, Anthony Wiener, and robots taking over Earth.

We have rules to society and Sesame Street and Santa Claus are diregarding them. George Michael gets a funeral 4 months later, Feits gives out his PIN code, no headphones or no door, diabolical chick at the bar, blue balls is not real, True Detective, S Town and sex at the gym.

Scheana Marie of Vanderpump Rules stops by to talk about celebrity sex tapes and the challenges of masturbating with long nails. Also, what is a dinosaurs favorite position? How is baseball season like being pregnant? What does Feits whisper to a girl when he gets bored of kissing her? Science Says, Around The World and Would You Fuck Honey Boo Boo's mom?

Noah Syndergaard calls in to take 10 questions and make fun of KFC. Barstool Feud with Kelly Keegs. Lying to girls. Britsh accents. Barstool DVR. The importance of core strength. Sex tapes, sex positions and people that have had sex with Derek Jeter.

Wednesdays are now Little Saturdays. The joys of lying. Feits hates the Wendys nuggets kid and KFC hates Christian Yellich. An update from Hoboken girl that KFC lied to. Phase 2 of #JJO. Janet Jackson's $500M pre-nup. How loneliness is killing men and how we are gonna do something about it (we are gonna drink beer)

Josh Wolf is in the building and he is high as shit. Just kidding "his friend" is high as shit. KFC, Josh, Feits and Asa talk about getting caught at TSA, nuva rings, dating Trent, awkward situations in minivans, bachelor parties, driving to win and voicemails

All the top sports moments that we missed out on for dumb reasons, I why girls are incapable of caring about it. Also, Janelle Monae directly challenges the JJO Movement, Patriot's Day, Buffalo Wild Wings, Lauryn Hill, Ali Wong, and the short list of types of sex married people have

Hank Azaria of the new smash hit "Brockmire" on IFC stops by to chat about the show, Mets misery, Amanda Peete, the Simpsons, and hating how good looking Tom Brady is. Also #NeverGrowUp all the stuff you used to love as a kid and for some reason stopped doing

KFC & Feits talk hockey and then answer voicemails including: do guys like when girls watch porn, can a sister have a threesome with her brother's girlfriend, and animal noises at the zoo. #ForTheBoys: Getting man-gaged. #BarstoolDVR: 13 Reasons Why and asking strangers to have a threesome.

KFC and Feits discuss the ESPN firings, Alex Jones, and being bullied into having sex. Voicemails about Smash Mouth playing during orgasms, the dessert stomach and Natty Ice. Are texts a girl finds while snooping (or catfishing) admissible in a court of law?

The Fyre Festival actually sounds awesome. KFC contemplates getting a minivan. The songs of the summer including Slide, Despacito, and the unanimous winner: I'm The One. Boner Brain vs. The JJO Movement.

What are the best scenarios to crack open a beer? Is Boston racist? Do guys say that all BJs are the best BJ? Is it ok for your college GF to hook up with other guys when you are in high school?

Christian Yelich and Justin Bour from the Miami Marlins stop by to talk about being fat and awkward. Yelich discusses his "alleged" sex tape and Bour wants more people to call him fat. KFC and Feits also compare their weekends and have a revelation about stripper poles

KFC is in a passive aggressive parking war with his neighbor. Always Sunny might be coming to an end. Matt Harvey needs to JJO. Voicemails include: wedding dates, bachelor party snitching and a girl that is not quite down for anything. Throwback Thursday: Funeral for Your Dreams.

Donald Trump doesn't believe in fitness and thinks we are all batteries and it is actually not a bad theory. Big Ballers vs Small Ballers, man vs boy, pirate vs knight vs cowboys, RIP Avril Lavigne, deep house music and cuddle puddles.

Real men wear rompers. 8 Simple Rules for Renting a Summer Share house. The best of Always Sunny. What is the grace period for banging a friend's crush? Are handjobs the new blowjob?

The dinosaurs almost survived the meteor. Is Harambe better off dead? Burgers from a piss grill. People emailing trees. Why you should date depressed guys.

KFC meets Colin Jost at a charity event that may or may not end in an orgy. Summer resolutions. Penis transplants and temporary vaginas. Voicemails include: should I move to a new city because I hate my girlfriend? Are one-piece bathing suits hot? Is it ok to have a micropenis if you are confident?

Back from MDW! Everyone is in bad shape. KFC and Feitelberg discuss a crew of virgins, American Cheese, the Early Morning Twitter Crew and how signing up for the gym counts as losing 5 lbs.

Salad rants, MDW recap, edibles, Seatox, #ForTheSummer: how to grill, Voicemails (38:17), expiration dates for relationships, going to a bar alone, morning wood, and hot vs. crazy

Bill Burr calls in (14:15) to discuss season 2 of F Is For Family and dumb sports fans of the world. Also, we discuss Rex & Rob Ryan, Pope or President, 10 year reunions, questions from the Mailbox, and Super Producer BC's adopted child from Indian

KFC and Feitelberg do what they are best at, go to the bar. #LittleSaturday from Offside Tavern with talk about the garage smush room, condoms on the windshield, shots at the bar, beer pong hardos, the best fictional bars of all time, live voicemails featuring the girl about to go on the worst date of all time and Joe Bartnick talking hockey

Feits battles alcohol poisoning, the highest paid celebrities, #BarstoolDVR: The Leftovers, Fargo, being straight is a myth, being single is a disability, the flow chart for getting shit done with a girlfriend and the Ballad of Om Prasad

Young and Happy boys join the Old and Bitter guys, Voicemails include: chick lying about taking birth control, ghosts watching sex, eating a stripper out, hitting on girls in the office, and banging in cars. Kevin gives Rone and Caleb some wisdom and advice on the Podcast game.

Kevin and Feitelberg talk about their business trip to LA, their stories involve a cat with no dick and the European porn scene. Voicemails include killing your girlfriends cat, the implication behind the winky face, and glory holes. One minute man covers Yoko Ono, Uber boats in Croatia, and JJO at the US Open

Feitelberg reveals he's back into talking on the phone for some reason. Kevin and Feits go through the KFC Mailbag and talk sharing an iMessage account with your significant other, Girlfriends best friend unbearably annoying, and how many hostages could you save in a hostage negotiation. Lacey Mark from The Bachelor joins the crew to talk about breaking up over text, winking in real life, would a girl have sex with a guy just because he's hot? and making 69ing your calling card.

KFC and Feitelberg have a case of mistaken identity, update the Songs of the Summer and answer voicemails. Then Robbie Fox joins to talk to Brendan Schaub (35:00) about MMA, Joe Rogan, stand-up comedy, cauliflower ear, Floyd vs. McGregor, and slapping down hecklers

KFC and Feitelberg visit Brazen Fox again for another round of Little Saturday. Coley Mick joins in to talk Phil Jackson and The Knicks. KFC Mailbox topics include: Tall guys dating short girls, get out of jail free cards, traveling to Philly to have sex and getting denied, "fly-out" culture, and friend being MAYBE gay

KFC and Feitelberg hit up Gramercy Ale House for another edition of Little Saturday. The guys recap the Fourth of July and KFC is out on fireworks, parades, parasailing and even the beach. Rob Kardashian is the King of petty but he might of ruined sexting. Are girls actually shoving pills of glitter up their vagina? Voicemails include what's the youngest age a child could beat you up? Should you pack a lip of tobacco if you work at a cancer research office? Dude's ex-girlfriend's mom drunk calls his bosses to talk shit about him. And what exactly does it mean when guys say Rihanna would "fuck my dick off?"

Dan Soder from Showtime's Billions comes through to talk about how men and women get horny differently, how comedians are like porn stars, and jerking off at grandma's house. Check out his Netflix special as part of season 1 of The Stand Ups. Also Barstool DVR and Voicemails including severance checks for break ups, chlamydia outbreaks, hot girl trainers and becoming a billionaire

KFC's last episode before paternity leave so we look back on a post he wrote back in 2012 to his yet-to-exist kids. Also voicemails about throwing dog shit in the bushes and flaming tennis balls at cars, sex schedules and hitting on female cab drivers.

KFC and the Barstool Radio crew sat down with Judd Apatow to talk his hits and Lena Dunham. Then (28:50) we throw it back to the Misheard Lyrics episode. Wrapped up like a douche, snap ya bagels, concrete jungle wintery tomato.

Back in April 2015 we rattled off a list of fairly simple concepts that we are just not smart enough to comprehend. We are not intelligent people, apparently. Amongst this list is: water displacement, electricity, the Day Moon, planes, and women. We also do April Fools in the cubes.

Back in February 2015 we listed the biggest biggest scams, shams and hoaxes throughout history. Headaches, religion, caffeine, Magic Johnson, voting, traffic laws, and of course Helen Keller

KFC is still out on paternity leave so we're throwing it back to 2014 #Mailtime where KFC and Super Producer BC break down the most absurd rap lyrics of all time. Featuring Big Pun, Ghostface Killah, Nicki Minaj, Jameis Winston, the Rza, the GZA, Ol' Dirty Bastard, Inspectah Deck, Raekwon the Chef, and the M-E-T-H-O-D MAN... and many more! KFC also battles Jay-Z and Geno Smith. FUCK FREE WORLD! 3-1-3!

KFC is BACK from paternity leave and reunited with Feitelberg. The guys compare how different their paternity leaves were. Barstool DVR covers Ozark, Game of Thrones, and Dunkirk. Voicemails include having sex with a girl who's boyfriend is in jail, girlfriend's list of girls that her boyfriend is not allowed to talk to, how to split rent with your girlfriend and how to juggle multiple girlfriends as a minor league baseball player.

Jared Carrabis visits KFC Radio to talk Red Sox and his new baseball show and podcast, Starting 9. Voicemails include guy ditching a girl by telling her that he's going into the priesthood, girlfriend casually bringing up having a kid soon, ex girlfriend trying to set up her ex boyfriend with her little sister, would losing your sense of smell effect your life?, and girl cheating on her boyfriend with her ex boyfriend.

Barstool DVR covers the latest epic Game of Thrones episode. The guys answer some Game of Thrones voicemails including when will Jon Snow and Daenerys bang? Can Cersei stop these dragons? and is Daenerys becoming a villain? The 10 steps plan of how any woman can get any man they want. Normal voicemails include how long can you text a chick that you've never met? Assembling together the ultimate person you would hate. Anal beads. And dating a convicted statutory rapist.

The homie Rone joins KFC & Feits to talk battle rap, butts, and boners. The debut of I Swear I'm Not High. Voicemails include: Fight a short gladiator or a rhino, fly out culture, jerking off to Alex Jones and more.

It's Feitelberg's 29th birthday and he's not sad about it. Two time cat killer Michael Rapaport calls in to roast those hipster Nazi's and talk about his new fantasy football podcast. Voicemails include a boyfriend pulling a Costanza and pretending he didn't get broken up with, dude eats part of a uterus wall during sex, snapchat streaks, chicks with glass eyes.

KFC and Feitelberg talk about dicks in porn. Frankie Borelli stops in to explain how he wants to see utter obliteration in his porn. Interview with Andrea Savage about her new sitcom, "I'm Sorry" with some talk of ice cubes and butt holes. Voicemails include dead dad's necklace, faking being in love with a chick to get out of going to her wedding, break-up hurdles, how long would it take you to go cannibal, and Nuva ring gone wrong

KFC and Feitelberg discuss the new wave of alleged celebrity nudes, then explore how the male mind works. Voicemails: girlfriend mad about her bf listening to KFCR, cum rags, pokemon, getting laughed at naked, and bringing your girl to your fantasy draft.

Taylor Swift vs Katy Perry (05:30). SE Cupp calls in to discuss fake political outrage and Feits asks her if we can cancel news reporting altogether (16:42). A caller makes an offer to Barstool Trent. La pepa Mehta and more voicemails(40:10).

KFC might have a drinking problem. Jared Carrabis has a live baseball show on Facebook @Starting9. Feits is going to start wearing overalls. Voicemails: when is the best time to break up? How to tell a friend he is too ugly for a certain girl? When can you ask a girl to take out the trash? What happens if you roommate pisses on your Jordans? Where did language come from?

Feitelberg has an apology for Taylor Swift. What are the three major companies that you could not live without? Lana Rhoades is the next biggest prospect in porn. Voicemails: Solo cups filled with cum. Is it weird to call a one night stand 36 times because you got locked out? Who are your top male celebrity crushes? Did my girlfriend rob me?

Rone joins up with KFC Radio once again to talk about his new Snapchat college tour show and what it's like to visit big name schools. Kanye and Kim's surrogate mother is drastically underpaid. Chrissy Teigen refused to let John Legend break up with her. What end of the eggplant emoji is the tip? Voicemails include: boyfriend giving bad presents on special occasions, would it really be that bad to be paralyzed?, is it worth going to a haunted axe murderer's house?

Barstool vs Bleacher Report. How do vaginas work? Is eating in bed gross? How about a puke fetish? Turning a girl lesbian, then turning her back, then breaking up. When your friend dates a rich girl, when your friend dates a crazy milf, and how the seasons are like political parties.

Young Pageviews joins the KFC radio gang to recount his experience interviewing Lana Rhoades, the Sidney Crosby of Porn. Sex robots, its time to fuck or get off the pot. Voicemails include: who gets the last laugh if you lose your girlfriend to a dude who gets caught with child porn? How many times can you eat the same meal before you get sick of it? What's the difference between sauce and dressing? Should I move out of my apartment if my roommate has his entire family stay over the house when they visit?How much money would it take for you to participate in a green card marriage?

The MILF Hunter makes a reappearance on the internet with an incredibly awkward proposal video. Chick Karate instructor sexts an 11 year old student and asks for sex, is hit with "idc" Kevin and Feitelberg recount their times pretending to be lesbians in AOL chat rooms. Sibley Scoles from E! News drops in to give a real females point of view on past KFC Radio voicemails. Voicemails include ass eating season. would you break up with your boyfriend if he was paralyzed? Which actresses would make the best porn star? College roommate caught jerking off by other roommates GF. And what warning labels actually prevent people from dying?

Kevin and Feits recap the 2017 Emmy awards. The guys from Barstool's new fashion podcast, Failing Upwards, join in to talk sneakers, clout, roasting, and all things style. Voicemails include: Would you rather fuck Sansa Stark or Daenerys Targaryen? In the dog house for zooming in on a hot bikini pic. Shopping for pointless home decor with the girlfriend. Having sex with a possessed Bumble date. Did people eat pussy before showers were invented?

Feitelberg is still in Twitter jail so Kevin and Feits are going to become Facebook guys. Kevin has a scorching hate of tapas. Rude Jude drops in to talk about his new book Hummingbird and joins in on voicemails. Voicemails include: what's happening on Rude Jude's snapchat? throwing up wasabi on a girl. Guys popping their "stanton valve."

Voicemails include Do midgets order full size portions when eating out? Getting pee shy at public urinals. Lying to your wife about going to the gym. Why doesn't my boyfriend put up pictures of me on social media? Long time Stoolie and incredibly handsome actor Austin Stowell visits KFC radio to talk about his new movie 'Battle of the Sexes' Austin joins Kevin and Feits in their own game of Battle of the Sexes; Between men and woman who is better at driving, cheating, snooping, budgeting, dancing.

@oldTakes exposed comes through to call out all of KFC and Feitelberg's horrible takes. The guys are not handling twitter's new character limit well. The Church of Brady. Revenge of the cyclists. And of course, your voicemails.

Postseason baseball is here and KFC's Mets are no where to be seen, Feit's Red Sox are back. Coley and Tyler from MicksTape join in for a crossover episode. Voicemails include who knew Boston was north of NYC? Confront girlfriend over going into your phone? How would you want your girl to take 50 inches of dick? Would you rather have sex with your dream girl once a year or get nudes from every girl you know?

Fran and Ria from Chicks in the Office join KFC and Feitelberg to talk the hottest blonde ever, guys wearing make-up, holding hands on the first date, taking boyfriends last name before engagement. Voicemails include: long time listener living in Uganda, sex strikes, karate girl with herpes, girlfriend parents paying boyfriends loans, dildo parties. Long time stoolie Hoodie Allen stops in for an interview and things get nostalgic, Hoodie talks about his come up into the music scene and leaving Google.

Voicemails include: Dude getting hit on by another dude at the gym. Toe sucking season. Adult day camps. What does a dick mean? Guy offers his sister's boyfriend a box of condoms. What would happen if a girl interrupted a guy masturbating? TV critic, Alan Sepinwall, joins KFC radio once again to talk Breaking Bad and modern television trends. `

Mens American soccer is the absolute worst. Noah Syndergaard likes getting freaky with his girlfriend and so does Feitelberg. Voicemails include: Is my boyfriend gay? Dude doesn't want to go to a football game with his girlfriend. Dating a hot virgin. Can you fight a guy in a wheelchair? Defining "hook up." Real life video game power-ups. Internet star King Bach stops by and talks getting famous through Vine and his acting career today.

One of the best parts about growing up is that you never have to have the wind knocked out of you again. KFC takes on the Skinny Fat weight loss challenge. Feitelberg thinks sucking titties is weird. If you were taken hostage in 2012, what would surprise you about 2017? Is sleep paralysis real? How to get your friend to dump his long-term girlfriend.

KFC and Feits come to you live from a hotel in Boston. Nate murdered a person online. KFC and Feits are now male models. When is it ok to go back to Tinder after a breakup? How is Feitelberg like cancer? Going down on a pumpkin. Ayesha Curry's toes.

The Yankees are dead and KFC is all in on the Houston Astros. Feitelberg is coming off of a weekend bender, getting denied at airports bars. Pat McAfee, the greatest storyteller in the world, joins the program. Pat's drunk alter ego enjoys buying wrestling rings, Australian goats, and apartments. Voicemails include: What is a big dick bandit? Ruined marriage proposal. How long can you go sober? Should I let myself go?

The Fall episode of KFC radio. Kevin and Feitelberg discuss their views on apple picking, pumpkin picking, and other autumn activities. Voicemails include: Spitting in your girlfriends mouth. Can I still go to my racist barber? Would you rather cure cancer, prove aliens are real, or prove ghosts are real? My girlfriend doesn't know my real name.

Barstool Sports has a new policy, and KFC and Feitelberg are back discussing all the stories from over the weekend. Kevin Spacey is "allegedly" a total creep. Southwest Airlines must be trolling us at this point with live music on planes. Ethos, Pathos, and Logos are what's hot in the streets to pick up chicks now. Voicemails include: going scorched earth on ex. Caller from Germany wants to know if he should start a relationship in college. Lana Rhoades gave a guy porn PTSD. BONUS SPOILER FREE Stranger Things 2 breakdown at the end of the podcast, and the guys announce a special treat for the listeners coming next week.

KFC and Feitelberg are back discussing all the stories from over the weekend. Kevin Spacey is "allegedly" a total creep. Southwest Airlines must be trolling us at this point with live music on planes. Ethos, Pathos, and Logos are what's hot in the streets to pick up chicks now. Voicemails include: going scorched earth on ex. Caller from Germany wants to know if he should start a relationship in college. Lana Rhoades gave a guy porn PTSD.

KFC and Feitelberg recap the stories of the week. Papa John's is now blaming Colin Kaepernick for declining sales. The Cleveland Browns Browns'd themselves once again. Eleven from Stranger Things can spit BARS so hot it's almost worrisome. AROD texted JLO from the bathroom on their first date, is that a power move or not? The Pope is pissing off his husband, GOD, by falling asleep while praying. New voicemails include: accidentally sending screenshots of texts with your girlfriend back to your gf. Girl shares location with her mom at all times. Chick lied to her boyfriend about not liking oral sex. Throwback questions include: Best fat athlete of all time. Would you rather eat as much as you want and not get fat or eat for free for the rest of your life? Would you rather have every single one of your teams win a championship in a year or have 10 clean punches to Dave Portnoy's dumb face?

Part 1 of the Stranger Things 2 recap with KFC, Feitelberg, Trent and Robbie Fox. Part 2 coming on Wednesday.SPOILERSKFC, Feits, Trent and Robbie 1st discuss Season 1 overall and how everyone is sick of Barb. Then dive into season 2 including meeting Max and Eight, Dig Dug, Joyce & Hopper, Bob the Brain, if the portal to the Upside Down is trying to get the pipe, Millie Bobby Brown's trajectory as a megastar, whether Nancy is the perfect woman, if Steve is an anti-hero or a regular hero, Dustin and the Demodogs and Eleven's quest to find her biological mother.Tune in for Part 2 later this week.

We're back from the weekend and daylight savings time is ruining KFC's life. Feitelberg doesn't know how much to tip his crippled delivery guy. Kevin is thriving in the backlash he received from his video on Carlos Correa getting engaged too young. Voicemails include: Girlfriend wants her boyfriend to change his ATM pin. Should I send a nine year old with cancer a picture of tits? Is there anything better than being called sexy? Neighbors giving you a bucket of beers for you to pay forward to the neighborhood.

Part 2 of the Stranger Things 2 recap with KFC, Feitelberg, Trent and Robbie Fox. Part 1 posted earlier this week. SPOILERSThe scene shift to Chicago, why episode 7 sucked, Eleven's new look, the bus scene, Bob and the Demadogs, Eleven's search for her mom, is Billy the new Barb? the weird sports montage, the smoke monster, the snowball, the giant spider and predictions for season 3.

Thursday Barstool front page. KFC and Feits are going through the top stories: A couple broke up on a plane causing an emergency landing. Ricin's Flair has revealed he's slept with 10,000 women. Kristaps Porzingis is the face of New York sports. Twitter has expanded to 280 characters. Liangelo Ball caught stealing in China. Voicemails include: Do I tell my tinder date I had a threesome with his friend? Spitting chewing tobacco in a girls mouth. If only dudes are hitting on me, should I become gay? Did I peak after losing my virginity? Trying to hook up with the Dick's Sporting Good's cashier. Thank you to our sponsors: Omaha Steaks - Enter KFC at Omahasteaks.com to get a special deal for only $49.99 Away - For $20 off a suitcase, visit awaytravel.com/kfc Seat Geek - Just download the SeatGeek app and enter promo code KFC today for $10 off your first SeatGeek purchase Five Four Club - Go to fivefourclub.com and enter promo code KFC and they'll give you 50% off our first month's package

KFC Radio caps off a week full of fresh content with the return of Mailtime. Frankie Borrelli joins KFC and Feits to address him CRYING at Jimmy Fallon, and they discuss when it's okay for a man to cry.

Mini-episode to help you get through your Monday. On today's quickie, Feits receives a delightful text message from an ex-gf and he and KFC discuss the split personalities they use while texting.

It's the 300th episode of KFC Radio, Kevin and Feits are joined by a special guest to help celebrate. The guys run through the Barstool front page, 'Family Guy' gives Barstool a shout out. Martellus Bennet is so unbelievably selfish you can't help but respect it. Dildo's are secretly recording audio of people cumming. T-Pain is a firm believer in the JJO movement. Rebel Wilson's experience of sexual harassment from a fan is BIZARRE. Donald Trump had an all time tweet coming after Kim Jung Un. Voicemails include: boyfriend mad at girlfriend for jerking off. Guy wants his girlfriend to sleep with other guys. Who from Barstool would you take to conquer a planet? Jerking off with spit. Thank you to our Sponsors: Felix Gray - FELIXGRAYGLASSES.com/KFC to try a pair of Felix Gray computer glasses and discover a smarter way to work. Seat Geek - Download the SeatGeek app and enter promo code KFC today. That's promo code KFC for $10 off your first SeatGeek purchase. Mugsy Jeans - Use code KFC a

Deeper dive into a few of this week's voicemails. What is the weirdest request you'd accommodate in a relationship?

KFC and Feitelberg run through Barstool front page: Blake Shelton named sexiest man alive. White man claims to be transracial and identifies himself as a Pilipino. A town wants to change their town mascot because "pheonix" sounds like "penis." Christian Bale is now fat for his next role. Voicemails include: Vulcan grip hand job. Does anal count as losing my virginity? Dumb pre-sex hydration ritual. Can I weaponize spitting? How do I ditch my loser friends when I'm studying abroad? Family Guy's Alec Sulkin joins in to talk about TV, writing, the landscape of comedy today and the parallels of Family Guy and Barstool.

KFC & Feits discuss the new MakeApp app that lets you see what people look like without make-up. Also, RIPIP Shyla Stylez and Capt. Cons is going to a fancy soiree.

Should you be in a long distance college relationship? Should you be in any sort of college relationship? Sophomores and Juniors across the country are having dramatic fights in public with people they absolutely will no longer care about 6 months from now. PSA: stop having relationships in college.

KFC and Feitelberg get right to it this week with a voicemail about the perfect amount of time for sex. Barstool front page: Macklemore has a nude painting of Justin Bieber with pancakes covering his dick. Lena Dunham is officially #done after recently defending a male producer accused of sexual harassment. The internet confused the death of Charles Manson with Marylyn Manson. Voicemails include: My boyfriend doesn't remember having anal sex with me. Coworkers eating food in the bathroom. Girlfriend asked me what part of her body needs the most work done. Spite sex in the woods with my wife.

What to do on Thanksgiving Eve at different stages of adulthood

NY Times article says we all want to kill our fathers and have sex with our mothers. We say other things.

The first day back to work from Thanksgiving isn't even the worst day in the world anymore because everyday is. Kevin and Feitelberg run through Barstool front page: Prince Harry and Meghan Markle are engaged, Tennesee hired and fired Greg Schiano in one day, Sex island is a real thing and it's spectacular, what would you do if you were an unchecked man?, Hilary Clinton upset that no one is asking for her advice on how to run for president, never go undercarriage angle when taking a dick pic. Voicemails include: update from the girls studying abroad in Ireland, literally dodging a bullet from your ex, girl changes outfits to sneak back into a concert to throw another drink at her ex, checking out that dick print in the gray sweats.

What's worse: being a tall girl or a short guy?

Jared Carrabis gets pulled onto the show to defend his stance against hot chicks. KFC, Feitelberg and Carrabis run through the Barstool front page: Matt Lauer is the newest celebrity accused of sexual harassment, Bosnian war criminal drinks poison at his trial, Suicide machines, Chanel West Coast denied from club. Voicemails include: having sex while listening to KFC Radio. Looking for a sugar daddy. Porn sites getting festive for holidays. Having to apologize for stupid shit to your girlfriend.... And last was declared in the HALL OF FAME of voicemails, How do I get this guy to cum on me?

Have you ever experienced #FailureToLaunch? Let us know on Twitter @KFCradio. Also, you can out your ashes in dildos now if you are into that sort of thing.

KFC and Feits come to you from an Atlanta airport fresh off their trip to the SEC championship game.

KFC and Feitelberg are back from a weekend trip to Atlanta where they don't sell beer at football games. The guys run through Barstool front page: Floyd Mayweather's girlfriend has been stealing money from him. Ed Sheeran says that Beyonce changes her email every single week. Woman still calls her dead boyfriend her boyfriend and soul mate. Voicemails include: Would you rather be in cushy jail or a stay at home dad with 2 kids? Dealing with getting rejected at the bar. Do I tell my friend that his fiance is a total slut? When do I put my clothes on after sex? Is every time you hang out with your girlfriend a date?

How to handle your old hook-ups hitting up your phone when getting back together with your ex

What fictional Christmas characters would you like to drink with?

Mr. Diarrhea-Since-Easter-of-2007 himself, Uncle Chaps joins KFC for a quickie. How to handle shitting at your in-laws house and how to install your own bidet.

KFC and Feitelberg run through today's Barstool front page: Video of bullied child Keaton Jones going viral turns out his family is racist, Giancarlo Stanton signs with the Yankees and the Evil Empire is back, Carson Wentz out for the season with a torn ACL the Eagles are done, Netflix knows way too much about what people are watching. Voicemails include: Guy is having his identity and dick stolen on Grindr, Motorcyclist gets off on getting kicked in the balls, What are the four It's Only Sunny episodes you couldn't live without?, guy can't cum when having sex with this chick, and guy has sex with 2 roommates in one night.

What was the better decade, ages 8 to 18 or 18 to 28?

KFC is a Big Baller and also the new voice of erectile dysfunction. It's Throwback Thursday KFC and Feitelberg revisit the day Dave was murdered by Chrissy Teigen, Feitelberg told his story of having ecoli on Christmas, Feitelberg asked why black people love Kung Fu movies so much. Voicemails include: Being sexually harassed by a 76 year old woman. Is paying for parking worth the sex? I'm sending nudes but he won't come over to fuck me. Getting handjobs while checking twitter. Imagine if pornhub kept track of your yearly watching trends? and The second girl from last episodes "accidental threesome" calls in to give her side of the story.

Ali Lee made her KFC Radio debut in 2014 on KFCR episode #32. Now she sells weed professionally and may or may not have had a seizure in the middle of this episode.

Net neutrality is getting repealed and we may have to start paying for the internet piece by piece (or maybe not, idk). What individual parts of life in general, would you pay for, and how much?

KFC and Feitelberg run through the Barstool front page: Hank left Rough N Rowdy victorious against Tex. Lactating breasts and hot wax, strip clubs in West Virginia are like going to a circus. Dan Lebatard had a bizarre breakdown in reaction to John Skipper resigning from ESPN. New York Times reveal that there is a government run UFO program, confirming KFC's theory that aliens are real. We have another update from "unexpected eskimo sisters" story. Dan Soder from the show "Billions" returns to join in on voicemails. How do I get my boyfriend to tell me his sexual fantasies? How do I get my old neighbor to stop asking me to do stuff for him? How do my boyfriend and I determine who sleeps in the "wet spot" after sex? My girlfriend's parents want me to convert to Judaism. I tried breaking up with my girlfriend but we got drunk and did blow and made up.

Would You Rather: Die right now or live another 1000 years?

We have yet another update from the guy member of the "accidental eskimo sisters" saga. Horror story from an office holiday yankee swap about losing out on 50 GRAND. We throw it back to KFCR Episode #99 voicemail about weird family Christmas traditions and "Which female character from a Christmas movie would you want to fuck the most?"Voicemails include: How to avoid hooking up with guys who have girlfriends. Hooking up in a church. My friend's boss controls his entire life. Getting tricked by a kid who has muscular dystrophy.

Caller voicemail: Would you rather know every time someone talks shit about you over text or every time someone talks shit about you out loud?...Things get pretty philosophical on this one

Counting down the greatest Christmas songs of all time. Back in 2013 KFC and Super Producer BC went through everything from Michael Bolton to Justin Timberlake. Mariah to WHAM! It's the most wonderful time of the year!

Back in 2013 we decided, once and for all, who received the worst injuries in Home Alone. Was it Marv or Harry?

Traveling alone, sex and golfing, double selfish, Canada Tinder, funeral sex, and maybe the suckiest person to ever call the voicemail.

Making Out On Snapchat, jumping out of treehouses, getting a friend a paternity test, incest roleplay with coworkers, moving car sex

New Year's Eve 2014, KFC rings in the New year with Feits and Trent, learning Santa isn't real, learning about condoms, what if the Barstool cities got in a fight, the DevNest, ex-sex over Christmas break, farting during sex, hanging out at a co-worker's house, WYR: not tweet for a year or only follow 10 people, Serial, clubs vs house parties for New Years, New Year's alone, Peaky Blinders, The Wire, KFCR 100, The Irish Goodbye