Geoff has gathered co-hosts Gavin Free & Andrew Raymond Somer Panton, along with Superfan Jack Pattillo, to participate in the ultimate box break of trading cards. Will they break even? Will they make money? Probably not. This is F**kface Breaks Shi*t.

Geoff has gathered co-hosts Gavin Free & Andrew Raymond Somer Panton, along with Producer Eric, to participate in the ultimate box break of trading cards. Will they break even? Will they make money? Probably not. This is F**kface Breaks Shi*t... Again.

Geoff has gathered co-host Andrew Raymond Somer Panton & Producer Eric Baudour to open more packs of cards LIVE. Will they find anything good? Is there a Zimmer? This is F**kface Breaks Sh*t.

Join Geoff, Gavin, Andrew, and Producer Eric to open some new card packs. Also meet Geoff’s girlfriend and resident Barbie Expert Emily as she walks the guys through some curated Barbie outfits and Barbie cards.

Join Geoff, Gavin, Producer Eric, and Sound Engineer Nick as they taste test the Cosmic Crisp apple! Andrew is also here but he did not taste test the apple and believes this is all a prank being pulled on him. It's not, it's a Cosmic Crisp apple tasting and it's real. Is it a good? How'd they like them apples?

In this special presentation, Andrew takes some time out to answer questions from the F**kface Regulation Listeners and Comment Leavers. This isn't a regulation episode, just a supplemental piece that we wanted to try out for you. Hope you enjoy.

Geoff Ramsey, Gavin Free, Andrew Panton, producer Eric, and Emily are back to open cards and hopefully find a Zim. Gavin's been promoted, Geoff hits it big, and the gang figure out the groan stick goes weooooohhhww.

Andrew is back to take questions from the F**kface Regulation Listeners and Comment Leavers. Andrew gets behind the scenes on some bits and clears up misconceptions, particularly about Raymond Somer.

"Join Geoff, Gavin, Andrew, Eric, and Nick for this F**kface watch along of the 2002 hit Jackie Chan movie The Tuxedo. A hapless chauffeur must take a comatose Secret Agent's place using his special gadget-laden tuxedo. To watch along, cue up The Tuxedo (available on DVD and HBO Max) and wait for the countdown. When you hear the cue, hit play. Now you're watching The Tuxedo."

Geoff gets the gang together (minus Gavin) to break open some new packs in this February edition of Breaks Shit. Where is …fan Jack? Did Geoff make his money back? Did we pronounce all these hockey names right?

You are joining us 25 minutes into a scheduling conversation where Eric is attempting to schedule upcoming F**kface recordings and events. This is not recorded for content, this is all genuine conversation that our audio engineer Nick rolled on just in case. Here is a slice of what it is like to be the producer for this podcast. Enjoy.

Back in their familiar digs, Geoff gathers Gavin, Andrew, Soundboard Emily, and Producer Eric to break some new packs and discover what's inside. With not a Zim in sight, how will the F**kface Crew fare in this card opening

Oh, somewhere in this favoured land the sun is shining bright, The band is playing somewhere, and somewhere hearts are light; And somewhere men are laughing, and somewhere children shout, But there is no joy in F**kville—mighty Geoffy has struck out.

The sneer is gone from Geoffy's lip, his teeth are clenched in hate, He pounds with cruel violence his bat upon the plate; And now the pitcher holds the ball, and now he lets it go, And now the air is shattered by the force of Geoffy's blow.

Geoff Ramsey and Eric Baudour participate in the ultimate box break of trading cards. Will they break even? Will they make money? Probably not. This is F**kface Breaks Shi*t.

Geoff and Eric are back to open card packs and see if they get a Zim. In this episode, we reveal that Garfield has died, there’s a Vancouver Child Kicker stamp, some awesome mail, if these Game of Thrones cards are real, and more.

After a long day of baseball, the only thing that could satiate you is beans from a hole. The F**kface boys took the time to dig a hole, light a fire, make some beans, then come back and dig up the beans. Chow down on the most delicious content you've ever seen

Behold the ultimate Gavin cut of Geoff hitting the F**kface baseballs. Witness everything there was to see on the day Geoff shocked the world. A true behind the scenes look at auteurs in action.

Join Andrew as he live bids on the tuxedo from The Tuxedo. What bids must he overcome? Is anyone going to swoop in and prevent this purchase? Why does Andrew have access to the credit card? Find out answers to all this and more as we try to buy a piece of cinema history.

Geoff, Emily, and Producer Eric are back to open card packs and see if they get a Zim. In this episode, we break open some mail, have a Savanna Bananas drink, feed the pack sack, go through Geoff's open playlist, go through Spring Break cards, and more.

In their first office day together, Geoff, Gavin, Andrew, and Producer Eric get together to look down the road at what is coming up for F**kface and when it will get done. Allowing you all access to the "creative process," witness how the sausage is made like in the "Eric's Job" episode but without the mounting frustration. There's a lot of pressure on the gang to deliver. Can they do it?

Geoff Ramsey, Jack Pattillo and Eric Baudour participate in the ultimate box break of trading cards. Will they break even? Will they make money? Probably not. This is F**kface Breaks Shi*t.

LISTEN TO THIS WEEK'S EPISODE BEFORE LISTENING TO THIS - Did he Greg it? After pulling the numbers, Andrew realizes his video mistake and calls upon Eric & Nick to see what kind of trouble he may be in. In this short clip, Eric & Nick go over the evidence and determine how they think Gavin & Geoff will react to Andrew's ball troubles.

"*SPOILERS AHEAD* WATCH SURVIVE BLOCK ISLAND: MELTDOWN BEFORE LISTENING! Now that Survive Block Island: Meltdown is wrapped up, Geoff sits down with Gavin & Andrew to dig into their experiences on the show and all the supposed betrayal everyone assumed. What was it like behind the scenes and how was it being trapped on an island together, virtually. Everything talked about here is a spoiler for Survive Block Island: Meltdown which people will say ""How was I supposed to know there were spoilers"" but like imagine you do that. Come on."

Get your banana wipes ready, here is your primer for MVP 2 as presented by Andrew Panton.

The wait is over - it's time to watch the monkey movie, MVP 2. Is it a hockey movie? Is it a skateboarding movie? Is Louie the real star? Watchalong with the F**kface team and witness the movie that is MVP 2: Most Vertical Primate.

WATCH THE VIDEO VERSION if you can. From Geoff’s house with a pizza oven, it’s a F*kface pizza day. Witness the creation of the Ploughman’s Pizza. Geoff and Eric create pepperoni pizzas but is there sabotage on Gavin? This is part one of a two part Pizza Day saga. Video versions on Rooster Teeth and on Youtube.

WATCH THE VIDEO VERSION if you can. Now that the pizzas are done, it time to dig in. Join the whole crew as they break down their pizza adventure and determine if these pizzas belong in a cookbook. Andrew even gets in on the Pizza Day action. Video versions on Rooster Teeth and on Youtube.

Join the F**kface crew along with Producer Eric & Engineer Nick as they get together on an office day and talk about their favorite things of 2022. A nice little year end wrap up to the year and the things everyone appreciated. What were you thankful for this year? Let us know.

Geoff, Gavin, Andrew, Producer Eric, and Audio Engineer Nick get together to snake draft all falls from the entirety of human history. Enjoy a big big argument at the top where Eric is right and everyone said he was crazy and now they don't get it. It's something. If you want to see the falls, visit the link below. Who had the best draft? Leave a comment, comment leaver. Here is the COMPLETED draft list: https://bit.ly/FFfallsDraftFinal

In their second office day, Geoff, Gavin, Andrew, Producer Eric, and Audio Engineer Nick get together to talk about bits that have been dropped through the history of the show, scheduling bits, the cosmic crisp care package, and the Best of F**kface.

Eyes down. It's time to grab your dabber and watch some Sloppy Joes Bingo along with the F**kface crew. Each member has their own bingo card and its a race to see who Bingos first. Witness a dead parrot head, keep your eyes peeled for a pink taxi, and ask yourself "why are these kids out so late?" Because this is our first attempt at Sloppy Joes Bingo. Let us know in the comments if we should do this live.

F**kface is back with another draft, this time the pool is all things that are rocks but not rocks. In this contentious draft you can see how your own list stacks up against the F**kface crews. In what round was Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson taken? You gotta listen to find out.

Woody, you're a great cartoonist, and you're a great comic book writer - but you're a lousy bird. Prepare for takeoff as F**kface brings you a new watchalong, this time with the 1981 "classic" Condorman. Cartoonist Woody becomes the superhero he draws. Using his gadgets he helps a Soviet spy defect to the West. Watch along with Geoff, Gavin, Andrew, Eric, and Nick to unlock the mysteries that are Condorman.

Attention Shoppers, the F**kface crew is back with another draft, this time they’re drafting the best mall. What stores will land a coveted spot in each mall? 4 rounds of a snake draft start now. Where are you shopping?

t's Slop O'Clock and the F**kface crew is here for some bingo. Join Andrew, Nick, Eric, Geoff, and Gavin (ANEGG) as they finally play Sloppy Joe's Bingo live with YOU! We worked with our friend Guvkon (Twitter @guvkon) to make an official Sloppy Joe's Bingo card for tonight! Grab your bingo card here: https://fkface-bingo.pages.dev/

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"IF YOU'RE WATCHING THIS, THIS IS NO LONGER ON SALE. Geoff and Eric are back to open some packs and find a Zim? Maybe? It’s blind box gurpler time. Get gurpl’d. Find golden gurpler for ultimate gurpling surprise."

The F**kface crew is back with a new draft: Ads from our Childhood. The pool is ads and it was Gavin's idea. We highly recommend you watch the video version of this one so you can see the ads but they are commercials so it's up to you. The Ads Draft starts now!

The F**kface crew is back with another draft, this time they're drafting States. It was Eric's idea and what do you think Andrew is going to do? Finally a finite pool to draft from, you would think. Who won?

It's a new Sausage Talk. Join Geoff, Gavin, Andrew, Producer Eric, and Audio Engineer Nick as they get together to talk about merch, an addendum to the merch, who works for who, Geoff's new podcast, and now we have the website.

"Whether pulled from the pack sack, sent in by fans, or brought in by Geoff, The Break Show is a weekly card pack opening show where we hunt for rare oddities, chase cards, and unique collections. Geoff, Eric, and Emily begin new collections like food names, the F**kface zoo, names that sound like porn names, musical instruments, and cool hands. They also get a big hit in the last pull of the show."

We’re back with a brand new Break Show and we’re joined by special guest Gustavo Sorola. Witness the opening of cards that have been in storage for nearly 30 years. While starting collections like names that are body parts, players who look unwell, and pu**y slay, Gus takes us on a walk down memory lane and we eat 30 year old gum.

Geoff, Eric, and Emily are back again opening card packs and letters sent in by you guys, as well as Barbie and Dallas packs bought just for Emily. Geoff lets the livestream poll decide whether or not he should open his Ripken Rip card after years in storage. Multiple Dicks are added to our body parts collection!

Geoff, Eric, and Emily dive into MLB, NBA, Dallas, Bingo, RoboCop, Garbage Pail Kids, Peanuts, WWE, and Yo! MTV Raps packs to grow collections like Name Is a Place, Body Is a Letter, Ballpark Ballerinas, Keep on Truckin’, and Lil Sluggers. Emily decorates the set and Eric considers getting Bingo and Vulture Snoopy tattoos.

Geoff, Gavin, Andrew, Producer Eric, and Nick get together to talk through the Top 10 movies of the Summer of 98 and we're not leaving until we've settled it. Andrew has compiled the list, everyone chooses 3, and that's where the battle begins. What is your Summer of 98 Top 10 movies? Is Snake Eyes on it?

To put a wrap on the Summer of 98, Geoff, Gavin, Andrew, Producer Eric, and Nick get together to make the Ultimate Playlist for 1998. In a round robin selection, the crew builds a list of their favorite songs of 98 to put together one playlist. It's back to back jams as we take your summer out with a bang. You can listen to the Ultimate Playlist of 98 on Spotify here: https://open.spotify.com/playlist/2n5nxHO2auQPS6nvabXww1?si=d9ac386d7842482e

Geoff, Eric, and Emily open some fan mail, MLB, Godzilla, Backstreet Boys, Barbie, and Disney, packs. They are still on the hunt for Zim, and creating new collections like That Guy Smokes in the House and Celebriducks.

Geoff has declared that he can close his “nose flaps” at will to block out smells. The rest of the F**kface crew wants to put it to a test by locking him in the portapotty with an open can of Surströmming, Sweden’s notoriously stinky delicacy. Does Geoff have what it takes or will his nose flaps fail him in his time of need?

The long awaited Crisps ranking is here. Geoff, Gavin, and Andrew have selected 4 (four) of their nation's greatest crisps (chips) to go head to head in a taste test. Join Geoff, Gavin, Andrew, Eric, Nick, Graysie, and special guest Becca as crisps are crunched. What's a nik nok?

Geoff and Emily sift through Beavis and Butt-head, Batman Forever, NBA Mosaic, Army of Darkness, True Crime, Anchorman, Bowman MLB packs and a Topps Hobby Box. New collections include Generic Joes, Name is a Dump, Stretch Armstrong, and Famous NBA Players Kids. Geoff grades last week's picks, one of which is worth nearly $5000.

Geoff, Eric, and Emily are back after a week off to take a shot at the Bowman Chrome buyback program, play a common thread, and open an autographed basketball. They also open 2023 Bowman Chrome, Twilight Eclipse, Sabotage Wrestling, YouTube Shorts, 1991 Fleer Ultra Football, Select NBA, Panini Optic Donruss, Game of Thrones, and Topps Allen & Ginter packs.

It's Slop O'Clock and the F**kface crew is here for some bingo. Join Andrew, Nick, Eric, Geoff, and Gavin (ANEGG) as they finally play Sloppy Joe's Bingo live with YOU, this time they'll be using the OFFICIAL Sloppy Joe's Bingo cards from the box that is on sale TONIGHT at store.roosterteeth.com Grab your bingo card here: https://fkface-bingo.pages.dev/ Thanks to our friend Guvkon (Twitter @guvkon) for making the Bingo Card Generator site.

Geoff and Emily are back with the F**kface Break Show. Where’s Eric? Playing Sloppy Joe’s Bingo in Key West. Today's packs include Lion King, Corvette, ‘91 Score Hockey, Allen & Ginter, Panini Recon Basketball, Fleet Ultra NFL, Disney, Panini Diamond Kings Baseball, Beavis and Butt-Head, Panini Prizm WNBA, 2021 Pieces of the Past and a Ripken Rip Card. They also get a Zimmer in the mail!

It's been a while but a new Blindside has emerged. With the gang gathering under the pretense of watching a cool Tony Hawk Pro Skater video, Andrew Blindsides everyone into watching Canadian television series The Littlest Hobo. Andrew's got that dog in him. It's been a while but a new Blindside has emerged. With the gang gathering under the pretense of watching a cool Tony Hawk Pro Skater video, Andrew Blindsides everyone into watching Canadian television series The Littlest Hobo. Andrew's got that dog in him. Watch the episode here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ujvzAdvdS7A

Geoff, Eric, and Emily bring you another episode of the F**kface Break Show filled with 1990 Bowman Baseball, Pieces of the Past, Mosaic Football, Batman Returns, Topps Heritage, Prizm WWE, Decision 92, Topps Allen & Ginter, Star Wars Galaxy, Gilded Age, and Prizm NBA packs. They also open a Hit Parade Autographed Baseball Mini Helmet.

Geoff, Eric, and Emily are back with high energy to open Saved by the Bell: The College Years, Weird n’ Wild Creatures, Spoofy Tunes Butthedz, Iditarod Trail, Bingo!, 2019 Allen & Ginter, ProSet Super Stars MusiCards, Mosaic NFL, Gilded Age, Panini Prizm UFC and NBA packs. In honor of the MLB Playoffs, they also open a 2023 Hit Parade Autographed Baseball Bat in hopes of it being signed by Shohei Ohtani. Will their wish come true?

Geoff, Emily, and special guest Gustavo Sorola are back breaking packs

This week, Geoff and Emily are joined by F**kface’s own, Gavin Free. While Emily and Gavin get their hands dirty filling pens with bean hole dirt, Geoff will open a variety of different card packs as well as an autographed basketball jersey. The gang is also using this week to show off the new F**kface nacho helmets, tees, and beanies which are on sale NOW.

Our newlyweds Geoff and Emily are home from their honeymoon and joined by Sammie from Best Friends Today! Because Sammie is a big NBA fan, we will spend the show diving heavily into basketball card packs and memorabilia. We’ll also get to see some official card grades and eat more old gum.

Geoff, Emily, and (finally) Eric are back for another week of the F**kface Break Show! This week we grade past pulls, open our third rip card, a variety of different card packs, and a Pieces of the Past Keepsake Box.

Geoff, Gavin, Eric, and Nick get together in Geoff's backyard to dig another bean hole and collect some dirt for the Bean Hole Dirt Pens. They have rented a jack hammer. Do they need a jack hammer? Do they know how to use a jack hammer? Should they be allowed to do this? Grab a shovel and a powertool because its time to dig.

Just hear the sleigh bells jingling as ANEGG get together for a new draft, this time picking the greatest Xmas movies of all time. Is the number 1 pick TRULY number 1? What would your draft board look like? You watching these? Don't bother putting the cookies out for Santa because F**kface is bringing the goods this year.

Join Geoff, Emily, and Eric for this weeks F**kface Break Show. You know the drill, we're gonna open plenty of card packs for you as well as an autographed football. Fingers crossed we'll have the same luck as last week. We’re also finally getting around to opening some of our mail, did you spot anything you sent in?

Rockin around the F**kface tree this year is AN EGG as they pick their favorite holiday tunes. Is music the reason for the season? Is a snack draft important for picking here? Want to listen to the whole playlist? Check it out here but SPOILERS it has all the songs on it: https://open.spotify.com/playlist/64wNuttWuzeunT00CHG0MZ?si=9f5191f0d68d42da

We just got the extended beanie prototypes so we needed to try them out. Enjoy.

Join Geoff, Emily, and special guest Gavin Free for this F**kface Blowout Episode! This year we’ve bought so many unique card packs and autographed collectibles, as well as been sent so many goodies from fans. It’s time to clean out our stock and make room for more finds in the new year! Until next time, Happy holidays!

AN EGG round out the holidays with a walk down memory lane as they go through a Christmas catalog from 1998. Flip the pages with us and check out what was Hot or Not for the 98 holiday. Whoa is that PlayStation?

Gavin said this would feel good so now Geoff & Gavin are getting waxed. We also got great footage for our new video opening. Who do you think had it worse? Do you think it felt good?

Which fruit do you think you could throw the furthest? The long awaited arrival is here. It’s the fruit throw video. Pick a fruit and chuck it.

You may have seen the true fruit throw video but now watch it with behind the scenes, never before heard commentary from Andrew Panton and Tim G. Are you a fruit guy? Have a watch and marvel at these tosses.

Happy New Year and happy breaking! Geoff and Emily are joined by Gus Sorola for the first F**kface Break Show of 2024. Will they ever find the bottom of Gus’ suitcase? You better believe they’re gonna try. We’ll also see pulls from the pack sack, fan mail, and a Blizzard Legacy Collection box.

Geoff, Emily, and Eric are back together in search of more relics. Thanks to our lovely friend Andrew Panton, we have a special package of McNugget Buddies to open. He only needs Kerwin and Darla to complete his collection. If our special touch doesn’t bring them home, Andrew said he’s leaving F**kface forever. Better hope we get those nuggets.

In an attempt to secure his final two nugget buddies Andrew mailed a crate of buds for Geoff to open during the break show. Does nugget paranoia get the best of Gavin & Andrew? Does Andrew secure his missing Kerwin & Darla? Watch along with us!

Join Geoff, Emily, and Eric for yet another episode of the F**kface Break Show. You know the drill, we’ll grade our previous pulls and then dive into some NBA Hoops, Country Classics, 2023 National Hockey Card Day, LEGO Create the World, Panini Mosaic Football, 2023 AEW Upper Deck, Dick Tracy, Barbie, Allen & Ginter packs and a Topps McDonald's All American Chrome Basketball Hobby Box.

Gavin claims that if you stack desks, the top desk will be move faster than the bottom desk. Graysie does not agree. We finally put it to the test with a surprise 3 desk test.

Geoff, Emily, and Eric bring you another episode of the F**kface Break Show. Geoff shares the grades of last week's picks, Emily brings us some Disney collectibles, and we also open NFL Mosaic, Allen & Ginter, AEW, Dallas, and Topps Stadium packs. They’ll close the show with a Tristar Platinum Autographed Baseball… who will it be?

Welcome back to the F**kface Break Show! Aside from grading previous pulls, we have a lot of new items to sift through including some mail. We open Desert Storm, Topps Batman, Ninja Turtles, Elemental, Topps Chrome and Heritage Baseball, Topps Major League Soccer, Prizm NBA, Disney Cutie and Creepy Cuffs, Allen & Ginter, Upper Deck Baseball, Upper Deck Goodwin Champions, and other packs. We wrap up the episode by opening a Hit Parade Nintendo NES Cartridge and a Hit Parade Basketball Emerald Edition Series 1 Hobby Box.

We are gathered here today because we decided now is the time to drink a whole can of soda through the F**kface silly straw, a real straw that works. Gavin and Geoff have their safety equipment on because safety first and now the race is on. Who can drink it down? Is that Michael on a Onewheel?

This week on the F**kface Break Show we’ve got every variation of the Topps 2024 Series 1 packs to open. But before we get to that, we’ll grade last week's picks as well as some of Geoff’s personal picks, open some beyond appreciated mail, continue Emily’s search for the Marie Cutie Cuff, and see Geoff cry a few tears of joy.

An announcement for the ages.

This week we’ll continue opening our collection of the Topps 2024 Series 1 packs. We’ll also open some mail, including a package from our friend Burney, celebrate the Celtics, and open Care Bears, NHL, MLB, Nightmare Before Christmas, and G.I. Joe packs. Eric is really quiet this episode, but Griff and Jack sure aren’t!

Welcome to the final episode of the F**kface Break Show! We'll run through as much of our stock as we can and celebrate the life of the show. Thanks for always sticking with us.

Recorded February of 2023, listen as the guys talk through what they wanted to do for Does It Do and determine if they should? Go rewatch all of Does It Do now while there's time. Did we do? Maybe we did. You could too.