You Be Trippin' Podcast

Welcome aboard to the premiere episode of You Be Trippin' hosted by Ari Shaffir! Ari is joined by comedian Andrew Santino on a trip to Sicily and they talk about everything there is know about those little islands off the tip of the Italian boot. Andrew shares photos from his excursion and he and Ari discuss the subtle art of annoying locals, exploring caves, swimming with jellyfish, hiking, nudity in other countries, the local food scene, and so much more! We also get some useful travel tips and fun facts, like did you know Sicily is populated by hundreds of stray dogs? Strap in and get ready to trip!

This week Ari is joined by comedian Mark Normand on a trip to Australia and they talk about cultural differences there and how great the surf is. Mark shares photos from his trip and he and Ari discuss the seldom known tourist spots in Perth. They also talk about touching koalas, doing shoey's on stage, the Aussie drinking culture, plus some useful travel tips for food and much more. Strap in and get ready to trip!

Ari is joined by comedian Dan Soder on a trip to Iceland with some pitstops to Stockholm and Amsterdam along the way. They talk about a destination called Blue Lagoon, the city of Reykjavik, hot person genetics, the untouched wilderness, being grateful after traveling, the haunting beauty of Iceland, Dan also tells Ari a story about watching the World Cup with locals and being recognized for his work in the TV series "Billions". Strap in and get ready to trip!

On this episode of You Be Trippin, Kevin Ryan stops by to talk about Schnitzel, the craziness of the autobahn, and his German wife. He also discusses the drinking laws in Germany, authentic food, avoiding the sights, and wanting to fit in with the locals. Other topics include: making language mistakes, getting by with English, the German demeanor, and the cleanliness of German bathrooms. Genießen!

Ari is joined by comedian and close friend, Joe List on trip to the beautiful country of Peru. This trip for Joe is a little bit of a heartbreaker for him, but he'll get to that. They're starting off strong with an Ambien haze and a felony. The hike to Machu Picchu is a little treacherous, in more ways than one, but the views along the way are unreal. If the start of the trip sounds a little rough, wait until you hear the ending. Nonetheless, Ari and Joe feel inspired by the adventure and are ready to get back out there to make their own trail.

Dave Attell stops by to talk about the party capitol of the world, performing comedy for the armed forces, and life on the bases. He also discusses comedy overseas, safaris, camping, and some personal travel tips. Other topics include: Dallas Cowboys cheerleaders, goats, army base food, smaller shows, making people laugh at the hospital, and Dave's brand new Netflix special Hot Cross Buns.

On this episode of You Be Trippin’, Monroe Martini goes on a wild safari and shares stories about his time in Nairobi. He talks about the stray dogs, Swahili food, and upscale restaurants. He also discusses the cost of living, the open mic scene, the security, and the terrifying traffic. Other topics include: college gigs, coffee chains, flea markets, and massages. Enjoy!

On this episode of You Be Trippin’, Corinne Fisher and Krystyna Hutchinson take a trip to Tulum at the start of the pandemic where they learn about Mayan culture , rent bikes, and wear the wrong bathing suit. With Ari, they talk about pharmacies, massages, and butt wipes. Travel tips: bring water shoes, get cash at the airport, and do your research. They also discuss beach dogs, getting sick, and bad mushrooms. Disfruta!

On this episode of You Be Trippin', Danny Brown stops by to talk about the United Kingdom! Danny spends significant time over the pond and he and Ari talk all about the smoking culture over there, British TV, football, hitting on European women, and how the UK makes you appreciate American central heating. Other topics include: balloons, glitching, European racism, English breakfasts, socialized healthcare, Glasgow accents, and the perks of traveling light.

On this episode of You Be Trippin’, Colum Tyrrell rides tuk-tuks and busses around Thailand to experience its hostels, cheap food, and ping pong shows. In it, he talks about letting go of luxuries, avoiding scams, and his run-ins with prostitutes. The two also discuss saving money, border runs, and homeless white people. Travel tips: don’t drink the water, don’t smoke the weed, and don’t buy the suits. Other topics include: hot travel girls, exchange rates, and buckets of booze. It’s quite a trip! Sà-nùk!

Duncan Trussell drops out and spends a month in India to experience diarrhea, economy trains, and the cremation of bodies on the Ganges River. In Varanasi, the scared city of dying, he gets higher than he’s ever been in his life and philosophizes on reality tunnels, death, reincarnation, wiping with your hands. He and Ari also discuss Shiva, scams, Valium, and Lariam dreams. Other topics include: Israelis, ghosts, and wet wipes. Finally, street monkeys messed with Duncan in India and we mess with Ari on the show. Namaste!

On this episode of You Be Trippin’, Luis J Gomez rents a private villa in Jamaica, where he goes cliff diving, snorkeling, and swimming with dolphins. He regales Ari with stories about trash weed, shady cops, and getting tuna brains splattered all over him. The two also discuss Rastafarians, waterfalls, and buying ganja at the airport. Other topics include: Lamb’s bread, beach dogs, and the largest KFC in the world. It’s quite a trip. Irie, mon!

On this episode of You Be Trippin’, Kevin “KFC” Clancy takes a last minute trip with Bert Kreischer and explores Amsterdam’s Red Light District. There, they check out all the beautiful canals, amazing history, and wild banana shows that Anne Frank’s hometown is known for. He also smoked weed in the coffee shops, had some of the best pancakes of his life, and partied with a celebrity from Entourage who was catching dildos in a strip club. Other topics: Bikes, hookers, and rubber duckies. It’s a fun one. Geniet ervan!

Get your VPNs ready because on this special episode of You Be Trippin’, guest host Colum Tyrrell asks Ari about his time in China, where he discovers gardens, spies, propaganda, and gutter oil. The two also discuss work visas, the legal system, and the world’s worst mass murderer. Other topics include: fake Apple stores, freedom, and pooping in public. Finally, Ari rides an incredibly dangerous toboggan down The Great Wall of China. Xiǎngshòu!

On this episode of You Be Trippin’, William Childress travels to Cambodia and smokes a joint at Angkor Wat. On the show, he and Ari talk about the Killing Fields, fishing villages, and stinky shoes. They also discuss opium, genocide, and sex tourism. Other topics include: Chinese tourists, tour guides, food, and bum guns (look it up). It sounds like a pretty epic place. Rikreay!

On this episode of You Be Trippin’, Jasmin Shah hikes a really long way across the Camino del Norte in northern Spain all alone. There, she experiences the beautiful coastal views, friendly locals, and foggy mornings along the 512 mile journey. On the show, she talks about not having a home, living life as a nomad, and almost falling off a cliff. The two also discuss and taking photos on film, getting rained on, and how to get proof that you completed the trip. Sounds like a really long walk. Buen Camino!

On this episode of You Be Trippin’, Matt McCusker racks up debt to go on a last-minute adventure to Rio de Janeiro, Brazil where sleeps with bed bugs and prostitutes. He also gets robbed at knifepoint. On the show, he talks about poverty, crime, favelas, and missing his flight. Other topics: getting by with little money, partying at hostels, getting electrocuted in the shower, and growing weed as a five-year plan. Fia-te na Virgem e não corras!

On this episode of You Be Trippin’, Zane Jarecke converts to Islam, sacrifices a goat, and gets offered a bride during his time in Morocco. On the show, he talks about monkey paws, cobras, eating snails, and getting ripped off. The two also discuss burqas, brutalism, and buying hash in tea shops. Also, Ari loves LARPing. As-salaam Alaykum!

On this episode of You Be Trippin, Sal Vulcano rolls on lollipops and goes to the craziest clubs in Ibiza. He shares stories of topless women, people having sex on stage, and almost getting kicked out of cab. The two also discuss massages, racists, costumes, and a guy who pooped his pants on the airplane. Other topics: henna tattoos, Flaming Lips balloons, beaches, and a trans woman. Sal was a wild youth. ¡Tiempo de fiesta!

On this episode of You Be Trippin, Ian Lara talks about baseball, power outages, and comedy scene in the Dominican Republic. The two also discuss beautiful women, sex tourism, and Uber Scams. He and Ari also share a local drink called mamajuana. Other topics include: fried food, nightlife, hiking, cigars, urban shows, and the northern countryside. Finally, tourism in the lifeblood of the country so be sure to visit! ¡Vacilando y dímelo cantando!

On this episode of You Be Trippin, Daniel Sloss gets disappeared from talking about the women, government, and homosexuality of Russia. On the show, the two discuss the Russian comedy scene, American movies, and gay buildings. The also talk about vodka, drugs, fights, and Brittney Griner. Other topics include: cold weather, crime, religion, and gulags. Nazdrovia!

On this episode of You Be Trippin, Louis Katz gets scammed in India being surprisingly doesn’t get sick. On the show, the two talk about hardcore travel and how intense India can be. They also discuss bhang lassi, opium, and dudes holding hands. Other topics include: the Taj Mahal, Varanasi, getting around on little money, and getting your ears cleaned by a guy in the park. Also, Louis claims that the sport of cricket sucks. What do you think? Enjoy!

On this episode of You Be Trippin, Simeon Goodson gets interrogated by Chinese authorities in a country he never got used to. During the show, they discuss doing shows, becoming a DJ, and hooking up with foreigners. They also talk about drugs, squat toilets, and being in China during covid. Other topics include: Jack Ma, Yao Ming, expats, Uyghurs, and VPNs. Xīnshǎng biǎoyǎn ba!

On this episode of You Be Trippin, Mark Normand takes Molly and talks about his time in gay Paris where eating takes forever and public drinking is encouraged. The two also discuss the chill vibes, smoking at cafes, walking around the cobblestone streets, and not being on your phone. Other topics include: Moulin Rouge, street performers, race relations, escargot, and a sex show. Paris je t'aime.

On this episode of You Be Trippin, H. Foley rents a dune buggy and thought he was being kidnapped in Greece. On the show, they talk about traveling with your significant other, H. Foley’s fear of flying, and taking a ferry ride to Santorini. They also discuss The Acropolis, The Parthenon, a crazy cab driver, and getting drunk on airplanes. Also, H. Foley threw his used toilet paper in the trash while Ari carried his around in his bag, which is pretty gross. Other topics include: Greek food, local beers, swimming, and really steep steps. Apolamváno!

On this episode of You Be Trippin, Rob Lowe goes on a boys trip to the Middle East with the owner of the Golden State Warriors. On the show, he and Ari talk about the pyramids, King Tut, and George Washington’s teeth. They also discuss the importance of making memories, running with giraffes, and bad tour guides. Other topics include: The Sphinx, rouging it, real maps, toilets, and raw-dogging flights. Egypt, Israel, and Jordan all in one trip. Sounds like a good time. Astmtʿ bạlʿrḍ!

On this episode of You Be Trippin, David Cross trips acid and gets lost in the Grand Bazaar on his monthlong trip to Turkey. On the show, he talks about getting ripped off, a sketchy strip club, and getting woken up by the call to prayer. They also discuss traveling solo, underground cities, and buying rugs. Other topics include: Mr. Show, Umbrella Academy, rolling his ankle, and the Wayfair conspiracy. Tadını çıkarmak!

On this episode of You Be Trippin, Olympic Silver Medalist Tom Schaar stops by to talk about skateboarding at the Paris Olympics. He shares stories about the events, meeting Snoop Dogg, and what it’s like living in the Olympic Village. They also discuss the toilets, fencing, and making friends with the North Korean ping pong team. Also, he reveals who the most high maintenance athletes are. Other topics include: Tony Hawk, dumb questions, and patriotism. Finally, Ari talks about the Kill Tony MSG show. Citius, Altius, Fortius!