The Tim Dillon Show

This week Tim is at war with an Airbnb host, questions the pig head found on Nancy's doorstep, explains why the police couldn't stop the Christmas Bomber, and defends Hilaria Baldwin.

Tim returns from Vegas this week to discuss the Capitol Hill siege, why lesbians are incredible at their job, what comedians should do now if they can't scratch together a couple nickels, and closes out the show performing a new Billie Eilish song.

This week Tim talks the cult obsession over Tesla and Elon Musk, nearly getting sucked into a New York apartment scam, and goes off on people who can't stop talking about how they beat the virus.

On Timothy's birthday, he only wishes to spend the day expressing his deep love for a family member, why he almost bought a tarantula, and the reason dog shelters are actually bad for the pet community. The second half was recorded after an episode Tim did with Lex Fridman, which will be coming out soon on Lex's channel.

This week Tim talks Wall Street vs Retail Investors, where he is moving next, a new app with tech overlords called Clubhouse, and why Tim will hold the line through the week.

Live from hill country, Tim broadcasts outdoors to break down a shocking video Ben showed him from Plains Township, Pennsylvania, journalists ratting on people on Clubhouse, and the one issue he's sick of every intellectual guru discussing.

Anna Khachiyan from the Red Scare podcast joins Tim this week to discuss the first Jewish female president, Jordan Peterson being unfairly maligned, similarities between AOC and Trump, a HUGE announcement from Anna, and David Hogg's new pillow company.

Live, late night, from a hotel in Boston, Tim discusses the new Woody Allen documentary coming out, getting Joe Rogan on Clubhouse, and Kendall Jenner's new Tequila company.

This show is dedicated to the great Bud Munster. Live from Cleveland, Tim digs a bit deeper into the Woody Allen case, attempts to do his ad reads live, discusses the light at the end of the tunnel for Cleveland, and also the new Adam Curtis documentary.

From Royersford, Pennsylvania, this week Tim dives deep into Lindsay Lohan's NFT's (Non-Fungible Tokens), Mr. Cuomo meatball himself, society burrowing deeper into the digital world, and new disclaimers before classic Hollywood films.

Once a year, Ben picks some of his personal favorite moments from the Patreon vault and unlocks them for you, the listener. There were many contenders this year but these were my favorite moments (I am excluding The Pit and Gates of Hell since we already released those). I wanted it to be a fun mix of wild call ins, impulsive Tim adventures, obsession episodes, a little "conspiracy" sprinkled in, and of course Tim threatening my livelihood.

Two part episode! Tim Dillon is in the studio once again to discuss David Dobrik's dance with the devil, a realtor with a brain injury, and people who refer to their apartment complex as "having everything you could need". Tim has on the very funny duo, Jesse Singal and Katie Herzog, to discuss being cancelled and the wild accusations thrown at them this week.

This week Tim discusses someone getting fired from their writing job after calling out Shane Gillis, a cringe worthy sketch on SNL, Lil Nas X new satanic shoe line, and catches up with the alumni of Guantanamo Bay.

Two part episode! Tim is invited over to a big tech company guy's house in Austin, Texas, plans a performance at a bitcoin conference in Miami, and has on muckraking journalist Whitney Webb to discuss their excitement about the Pope's plans for God's creation. Happy Easter!

Tim Dillon has on Yannis Pappas, in what was meant to be a bonus episode, but was so good we wanted to release to the public instead! They talk the Catholic church slurpee machines, moving into the digital world permanently, Yanni going full boomer, and stick around to see if Tim and Ben are splitting up to have their own separate shows but still remain best friends.

In an all time family friendly classic Tim Dillon episode, Tim talks why it's dangerous to get in the way of someone who wants to do nothing with their life, the current turmoil over Adam Toledo, why women like Kim Potter should not be police officers, and laments the end of the Afghanistan War.

Jordan Peterson joins us to discuss his recovery from addiction, his rise to fame, psychoanalyzes Tim and the false claims against him by the media.

Tim talks Bezos new spaceship plans, ol' Billy Boy's coveted secret recipe, a plus size model receiving death threats after losing weight, and Tim's idea for a future SNL sketch.

Tim explains how to make it through this beautiful summer happy and healthy, shows appreciation for Courtney Stodden as she goes up against Chrissy Teigen, weighs in on the Tony Hinchcliffe controversy, John Mulaney's separation, Prince Harry going after Rogan, and calls Sonic Drive-In to inquire about a job.

In another family friendly classic, Tim discusses Caitlyn Jenner's run for Governor of California, Bitcoin's big tumble, The Menace Lori Lightfoot's ongoing Chicago shenanigans, and why you can't buy true friendship.

Tim Dillon discusses the Tokyo Olympics, uplifting alternatives for failed Olympic athletes, and the Friends reunion/cancellation. Tim also has on the wonderful journalist Abby Martin (Gaza Fights For Freedom) to discuss the current conditions in Israel and Palestine.

Live from the Bitcoin Conference in Miami, it's Jake Paul and The Winklevoss twins. They handle a few hecklers, talk Jake's career as a professional boxer, and where Bitcoin's price will be in a year.

Tim makes a huge announcement, implicates Ben's wife and berates him, talks big momma's in the city, and interviews writer Bari Weiss.

Tim recaps a spider bite that got lawyers involved, beloved TV anchor Christopher Sign, Meryl Streep's future televised brawl, and interviews the legendary Jeff Garlin!

Tim has on Glenn Greenwald for an Independence Day special. Watch the fireworks fly as they discuss Julian Assange, JFK, 9/11, Trump resisting the CIA, and Glenn's encounter with the Brazilian Wandering Spider.

Live from a basement in the woods, Tim discusses an interesting double manslaughter case in Florida, straight celebrities taking advantage of the gay movement, and gets Ben to call a friend from his past on his behalf.

Joining us from New York City is the comedian Tim began comedy with, Kunal C. Arora, to discuss their early beginnings in Long Island, Call Her Daddy and Armchair Expert podcast deals, people moving back in with their parents, and why New York is no longer Tim's home.

We're back! Live from Los Angeles, Tim weighs in on Simone Biles, what makes a great athlete, and an uplifting story between a father and son at Parkland.

Tim makes a huge announcement to start the show, explains why he's backing out of a deal with a family business, talks all the new celebrities moving to Austin and a strange commercial in Arkansas.

Joining us for the hour is the incredibly funny Raymond Kump from the podcast "Kump", to discuss pulling out of Kabul, what comes after the apocalypse, and why they want the government to put a chip in them.

This week Tim explains why we should have never invaded, the next step for Afghan charities, why the Spirit of Q Is Alive In Palm Beach, Larry David and Dershowitz get in a fight on the Vineyard, and what our old pal Ghislaine is up to.

Tim discovers a scathing Yelp review from Chicago mayor Lori Lightfoot, talks about a moment when you will accept your own death, Spike Lee re-editing his documentary about 9/11, and goes full motivational mode in this weeks episode.

Live from sunny Los Angeles, California, in the temporary studio, Tim breaks some tragic news, gives the D'Amelio family advice to make their tv show a lot more interesting, offers the city of Malibu a word from the wise following a machete attack on a family, and gets to the bottom of why McDonald's ice cream machines mysteriously break.

Tim goes into Meghan and Harry's Netflix adventures, a new show on CBS called "The Activist" (yes, it's real), talks about the first time he met Norm Macdonald, and talks Nicki Minaj, and the famous and rich in this classic episode.

Tim is stalked by a woman in New York City, and gets the very mysterious and definitely real "Havana Syndrome" while staying at the same hotel as Harry and Meghan. He dives head first into the two chubby Southwest Florida boys planning a massacre at their school, and wonders why he doesn't have more mainstream success on respectable platforms like HBO.

Tim finally reveals he was up for a part in The Many Saints of Newark, rehashes a twitter beef he had this week, tries to wrap his head around a new show starring an Afghani Translator on CBS, and why exactly big directors are casting the children of dead legends.

Tim rips into the billionaires exposed in the Pandora Papers, how Katie Porter can change the world, Fauci's new documentary, and brings on a new sponsor, the great SteveWillDoIt from NELK.

Tim covers it all this week from the Kellogg cereal strike, to a cell of serial killers across the United States. He also goes into Seattle banning halloween, Chappelle's new special (and Hannah Gadsby's retort) and why the city of Austin, TX will never stop surprising him.

Tim Dillon discusses the new phenomena of developing tics from watching Tik Tok, the passing of the great and honorable Colin Powell, and the paranoid American beliefs around Halloween.

Tim Dillon discusses a cool party mother who loved her family maybe too much, what Mr. Zuckerberg has planned in the exciting virtual reality Metaverse, and millennials vs zoomers in the work place.

Tim and Ray Kump discuss the University of Austin, the wonderful value of a college degree, and the different versions of themselves that could've been...

Live from New York, Tim recaps a feud he had with a cast member at Saturday Night Live, discusses the rising popularity of the "anti-work" movement, and Ghislaine's dark days in prison.

Tim Dillon, driving through the hills of Texas, shares some Thanksgiving wisdom to navigate your wonderful family this holiday season, and breaks down the history of Ghislaine Maxwell, a woman wrongfully accused, now up against a brutal and unforgiving judicial system. Happy Turkey Day.

Tim discusses the flash mobs at Louis Vuitton and Nordstroms, a woman self named "Morning Star Bear", and why Austin, Texas may be the most expensive city in the United States.

Tim Dillon (Miami native) was disgusted by the TwentySomethings Netflix show, talks about potentially working for the Minecraft zoomers (shoutout to Dream and Ranboo), why they couldn't keep doing the Undercover Boss show with actual ceo's, and the way the media reported on Waukesha, Wisconsin.

Live from Austin, Texas this week, Tim discusses a Long Island family execution on Christmas morning, Adam McKay's new Netflix film "Don't Look Up", the controversy around "Licorice Pizza", how his Holiday Season went down, and why once again Ben and his wife are up to their usual tricks.