Swashbuckle

Gem, Cook and Line are once again shipwrecked but this time on a different island where a brand new pirate captain lives. She quickly announces herself as Captain HeyHo, the new Captain of the Scarlett Squid. Later on, Captain HeyHo shows Cook and Line her Captain’s Cove and introduces them to her best friend, Wally the Welly!

Captain HeyHo can smell a pong but she doesn’t know where it is coming from. Cook and Line discover that the smell is coming from her coat but Captain HeyHo insists that a pirate Captain can never take off their coat! Luckily Cook and Line have a plan - she can wear her smelly coat while having a shower. The captain seems pleased with this idea and orders them to build her one. Later on, Captain HeyHo enters her cove where Cook and Line miraculously have the shower ready. However, Captain HeyHo doesn’t realise that Cook and Line’s shower has been connected to the ship's mess. She turns it on, shuts her eyes and enjoys a lovely sloppy shower!

Captain HeyHo tells Cook and Line about the many different monsters she has seen living on the island. Later on in the cove she decides to show the naughty pirates what these monsters look like by singing a song and drawing them on her blackboard.

Captain HeyHo is not her usual self. She tells Cook and Line that she loves living on the island but really she misses watching her TV - so Cook and Line decide to build her one. Later, Captain HeyHo enters the cove to find Cook smiling. With Line’s help, they’ve found a way of making the TV work without wires! All Captain HeyHo needs to do is sit down, relax and press the remote's 'on' button. What could possibly go wrong?

Line has been stuck inside a barrel for quite a while and asks for help to get out. Unfortunately, this isn’t as easy as it seems. Later on in the Cove, they manage to get Line out of the barrel, but in doing so they get Cook stuck in it instead. They try again and this time it gets stuck on Captain HeyHo. In true slapstick fashion, there is one catastrophe after another.

Cook claims to be a descendant of royalty, but when he proclaims himself to be 'King of the Cove', his fellow pirates soon become less than willing subjects.

The Captain gives Cook and Line step counters in order to improve their fitness and give them stronger sea legs. Later they compete to see who can clock up the most steps by the end of the day. During the challenge, Cook and Line try to trick each other into taking a break in order to gain an advantage in the contest. After a race to the finish, Captain HeyHo arrives at the cove to announce the winner.

Cook and Line give Captain HeyHo a new plant, which they name Keith. The captain suggests that by playing calming music they could help their new plant grow. Later on in the cove, Keith seems to enjoy the calming music and slop a little too much, and before they know it he has taken over the cove!

Cook and Line are obsessed with a brilliant new card game and they want to play it every minute of the day. Captain HeyHo is not amused – or maybe she just feels left out. Later in the cove, she finally gives in and decides to join them for a game of 'Beard'. But as she soon finds out, losing the game results in forfeits.

Having heard about their latest shipwreck, Cook’s mum and Line’s dad come to the island to check if their boys are OK. Unfortunately, they are even more annoying than Cook and Line! Later on in the Cove, Captain HeyHo has seen enough. She decides to send the annoying parents packing.

Line seems very excited. Since he loves singing so much, he has decided that he will start his very own pirate choir. Cook is obviously eager to join him on this musical adventure, but Captain HeyHo doesn’t seem too sure. Line, however, won’t take no for answer and forces the captain to get involved. Later on, Captain HeyHo enters the cove to find Cook and Line with new choir members made out of recyclable objects. After a less-than-promising warm-up, a little coaching from Line leads to his choir singing a pirate anthem in perfect harmony.

Cook and Line are very tired as they are being kept awake at night by a noisy snorer. Captain HeyHo insists it isn’t her and comes up with various suggestions as to what the mysterious snoring noise could be. Cook and Line don’t seem convinced! Later on in the captain’s cove, Captain HeyHo takes pity on the sleepy pirates and decides to let them catch up on some much-needed rest. In order to help them snooze, she sings them a soothing pirate lullaby as they drift off. Then the mystery snorer is revealed.

Captain HeyHo instructs Cook and Line to see what is more useful – slime or slop. The boys are happy to get to work and set up some experiments to put both substances to the test. Unfortunately for Captain HeyHo, she gets caught up in the naughty pirates' experiments, and things turn messy.

Cook and Line appear on deck wearing some rather brightly coloured clothing. Captain HeyHo suggests they should camouflage themselves to help beat the Swashbucklers. Later on in the captain’s Cove, the naughty pirates put their new found camouflage skills to the test. Their disguise is so effective that Captain HeyHo struggles to see them, and things turn messy!

Captain HeyHo has got the blues, but Cook and Line are determined to cheer her up. In order to put a smile back on her face, they set up their very own comedy club in the captain’s Cove. Together, Cook and Line tell their funniest jokes, but can anything turn Captain HeyHo’s frown upside-down?

Cook and Line have found an old boombox that has washed up on the island. Captain HeyHo likes her peace and quiet, but unfortunately for her, the boombox is very loud and still working perfectly! Later on in the Cove, Captain HeyHo presents the boys with some headphones and suggests that they have a silent disco while she lets her ears rest. But the silence does not last for long.

Cook and Line find Captain HeyHo’s old guitar washed up on the beach. The captain insists that it cannot be hers, since it was washed overboard in a storm many moons ago. However, after seeing her name on the back of the guitar, she realises it is indeed hers and that it even has a name: Sheilagh! After some persuasion, the boys manage to convince the captain to play them a tune. A fabulous musical number unfolds in the captain’s Cove, complete with backing vocals from Cook and Line.

The salty sea air is irritating Cook and Line’s skin, but thankfully Captain HeyHo has a solution: fishy mud. Her remedy comes with an unfortunate downside, however - its awful smell! Later on in the captain’s Cove, the pirates cover themselves in a freshly made batch of the fishy potion. However, they soon realise that the recipe is not quite right, and things start to take a turn for the worse.

Two new pirates, Al-Hoy and Arrlice, are shipwrecked on the island and want to replace Cook and Line. Captain HeyHo suggests a pirate competition to help her decide who the better pirates are. Later on in the cove, the competition hots up as Al-Hoy and Arrrlice come face to face with Cook and Line. But who will be the better pirates? The final decision rests with Captain HeyHo.

Cook and Line try to persuade Captain HeyHo to let their friend Dobbin the Sea Horse join the crew, but the captain insists that horses do not make good pirates. Later on in the cove, Cook and Line do all they can to convince Captain HeyHo that Dobbin the Sea Horse is worthy of pirate status. But what will the captain decide - 'yay' or 'neigh'?

Cook boasts that he can cook absolutely anything, so Captain HeyHo orders him to make her favourite dish - Seafood a la Slurp. Once Captain HeyHo has gone, Cook admits to Line that he has absolutely no idea how to make her beloved Seafood a la Slurp, but in order to help him figure out the recipe he comes up with a plan. Later on, Captain HeyHo arrives at the cove just as Cook is about to start preparing her favourite dish. It soon becomes apparent that he doesn't really know what he's doing, but that doesn't stop Line and him from throwing the dish together in a musical fashion. But what will Captain HeyHo think?

Cook and Line want to apply for the TV show The Only Way is Pirate and get to work making an audition tape - but they don't want Captain HeyHo to find out. Later on in the cove, Captain HeyHo realises that Cook and Line are acting strangely, and it isn't long before she discovers what they are up to and tells them to stop filming. But she soon changes her tune when Cook and Line tell her about the prize for the best audition tape - treasure! Suddenly Captain HeyHo wants in on the action too. What could possibly go wrong?

Captain HeyHo's finger is twitching, and this can only mean one thing - a storm's a'coming. It's up to Cook and Line to do all they can to prepare for it. With the help of some slime, they begin sticking all their prized possessions down to avoid losing them to the storm. But when the dreaded weather front arrives, it's not exactly what they had in mind.

Captain HeyHo thinks she can't dance, but Cook and Line think they can help her find her groove. They teach her a clever dance routine called the 'Swashdance', which uses all the movements from the games they play with Gem and the Swashbucklers. After a less-than-promising start, Cook and Line give the captain some more advice, and to everyone's amazement it works!

Cook and Line trick Captain HeyHo into thinking they can see into the future with the help of some 'mystic' pebbles they've found on the beach. Later in the cove, Cook and Line continue their sneaky fortune-telling joke, but it is not long before Captain HeyHo realises they have been tricking her and comes up with a plan of her own. The tables are finally turned as she predicts their own sloppy future!

The cove is full of rubbish, so Cook and Line try to be helpful by tidying it all up. But Captain HeyHo doesn't like throwing anything away. She teaches the pirates about recycling - a brand new concept for Cook and Line. Excited by this new-found skill, Cook and Line come up with an arty way to recycle the rubbish. But will the captain approve?