Silly Crocodile

The Three Little Pigs story begins with the little pigs being sent out into the world by their mother, to "seek out their fortune". The first little pig builds a house of straw, but the big bad wolf blows it down and gobbles him up. The second little pig builds a house of sticks, which the wolf also blows down, and the second little pig is also gobbled up. Each exchange between wolf and pig features ringing proverbial phrases, namely: "Little pig, little pig, let me come in." "No, no, by the hair on my chinny chin chin." "Then I'll huff, and I'll puff, and I'll blow your house in." The third little pig builds a house of bricks. The wolf fails to blow down the house. He then attempts to trick the pig out of the house by asking to meet him at various places, but he is outwitted each time. Finally, the wolf resolves to come down the chimney, whereupon the pig catches the wolf in a cauldron of boiling water, slams the lid on, then cooks and gobbles him up.

The Three Little Pigs story begins with the little pigs being sent out into the world by their mother, to "seek out their fortune". The first little pig builds a house of straw, but the big bad wolf blows it down and gobbles him up. The second little pig builds a house of sticks, which the wolf also blows down, and the second little pig is also gobbled up. Each exchange between wolf and pig features ringing proverbial phrases, namely: "Little pig, little pig, let me come in." "No, no, by the hair on my chinny chin chin." "Then I'll huff, and I'll puff, and I'll blow your house in." The third little pig builds a house of bricks. The wolf fails to blow down the house. He then attempts to trick the pig out of the house by asking to meet him at various places, but he is outwitted each time. Finally, the wolf resolves to come down the chimney, whereupon the pig catches the wolf in a cauldron of boiling water, slams the lid on, then cooks and gobbles him up.

The Jack And The Beanstalk story begins with Jack and his poor widowed mother living in a home without food. They had no more money to buy food for their cow and their cow had stopped giving them milk. So Jack’s mother had sent him to the market to trade the cow for some money to get food. Then a strange man tells Jack stories about magic beans and convinces Jack to buy some off of him. When Jack showed his mother what he had done, his mother was angry and threw the magic beans out the window and sent Jack to bed without food. The next morning, Jack woke up to find a giant beanstalk growing outside the window. He climbed up, found a castle in the sky and entered to see what’s inside. There he found a giant who smells Jack in the room and says the classic phrase: “FEE-FI-FO-FUM” The giant falls asleep counting his gold coins, then Jack steals the coins and takes them back home to his Mother. Jack and his mother run out of money, so Jack goes back up again to see what else he can find.

Once upon a time there was a cat that was so big, that when he went to Tokyo Godzilla ran and hid. His teeth could cut through diamonds and his claws were razor sharp! With just one look alone his evil eyes could stop your heart. But no one dared to stop him for his mass was just too great and anyone who'd try would just get crushed under his weight. His muscles were like mountains and his fur like solid steel. With an appetite so big, he'd drink a lake with every meal! He is the big mean kitty! He is the big mean kitty! He is the big mean kitty! Mean kitty! Mean Kitty! Every flight would cancel if it crossed the kitty's path and everyone could hear him when he took his kitty bath. And every time the sun came up you'd hear his kitty roars and when he made the chocolate everybody stayed indoors. His purr sounded louder than thunder as it shook the ground below and his static charge was off the charts with a strength we'll never know. With satellites and lasers we could call that furry b