Shelf Life

Season 1, Episode 1 - In the pilot we are introduced to Hero Man, Hero Lass, Bug Boy and Samurai Snake, four action figures living life (such as it is) on the shelf of a ten year-old terror. ADULT CONTENT

Hero Man takes advantage of The Kid being in the room to pick on Bug Boy, but soon finds out that four can play at that game. ADULT CONTENT

An argument over The Kid's religion leads to a religious discussion of their own... ADULT CONTENT

A simple game of "Hot or Not?" demonstrates why you should never mix sex and politics. ADULT CONTENT

A lazy day on the shelf lulls the gang into pondering what paths their lives may have taken had they not gotten into the action figure business.

After The Kid leaves the gang in embarrassing positions, tensions rise between Hero Man and Bug Boy. ADULT CONTENT

Hero Man learns that maybe he's better off not kissing and telling. Especially when it's Barbie he's been kissing.

Hero Man uses The Kid as an excuse to cop an extended feel, but when Hero Lass reminds him of exactly how they know each other, he is horrified. For a moment.

Boredom forces the gang into a game of "I spy," but it doesn't take long for Bug Boy to spy something-- well, TWO things --that prove that The Kid plays differently with Hero Lass. ADULT CONTENT

Is a remote controlled toy a slave, or is it just doing what it was born to do? Is Hero Man a racist, or just plain ignorant? Is Bug Boy truly offended, or is he just messing with Hero Man because it's easy and fun? Is this serious social commentary, or is Hero Lass just doing an offensive Stepin Fetchit impression? And just what the hell is Samurai Snake saying anyway!? Find out on a very special SEASON FINALE OF SHELF LIFE SEASON 1! ADULT CONTENT