Not Porn

Chris is shooting the final scenes of his latest 'art film.' Really, it's just porn, but don't tell Chris that. The crew thinks they will be rich and famous. But until the big shots of Hollywood come calling, most of them have to go to their night jobs.

Chris and Johnny go out to the local bar for a few drinks. Chris seeks Johnny's help on his failed relationships, while Johnny tries to consul Chris that he's not gay. When Johnny steps out for a phone call, Chris meets Sara. Will this be another in a long string of failed relations?

Chris is trying to get laid while Katya is at work at her night job, a slave to the Russian Mob. As she tries to avoid conflict in the restaurant, just like Cinderella scrubbing floors, she meets Michael. Michael sees right through her 'ugly' makeup to her grace, poise and submissive tendencies. This is because Michael is a SM slave trainer. Will Katya's relationship work out better than the night Chris and Sara have planed?

Lourisa, Tj, and Jorge spend their day off set out at the beach while Chris recovers in bed. Chris feels like the world hates him. It doesn't help that he is threatened by his executive producer. Johnny allays his fears while chilling pool-side. Michael and Katya chat over coffee. Michael and Katya have an intimate and honest moment spoiled by reality and with a touch of honesty.

Lourisa is at work at her night job, a singer in a Drag club, while Jorge gazes longingly at her, Chris chats up a pretty girl. Unfortunately for Chris, this is a drag club. Chris gets in touch with his sexuality, like it or not. Nothing seems to be going right for Chris. After narrowly escaping a golden shower in the drag bar, a jealous queen tries to kick his ass. Lucky for Chris, Joannie shows up in time to save him. Suffering the humiliation of being rescued, Chris tries to escape in Jorge's car. As the engine explodes, he is forced to reconsider the offer to be Joannie's bitch.

Joannie and Chris find they don't have any common intellectual ground. That doesn't stop them from smoking a joint and getting physical. Johnny goes to work. Because he is a prostitute, he hangs around in bars and tries to find new clients.

Chris and Tj take a drive out to Vegas to meet up with Johnny. These two are no Hunter S. Thompson. Tj realizes that Chris has taken a Timothy Leary dose of acid. Sorry, Hunter, looks like Vegas will have to wait! Katya decides to drop in on Michael unannounced. Will she be shocked by, "Bark like a dog!" or just enjoy a coffee?

Johnny enlightens chris on the meaning of hankies (bandannas). Unfortunately Chris takes it too far when he chats up gang members.

Joannie and Chris find themselves back stage at TJ's gig. Joannie just wants to shag Bruce. Chris just wants to shag Joannie. Bruce wants to shag Chris. With this become a depraved love triangle or just another one of Chris's failed relationships?

Just a small taste of what goes on behind the scenes on an Indi TV show. Hopefully it will bring a smile to your face.