Mad at the Internet

The return of the ????itter segment, the Malaysian fle????light, deserving it, blocked and reported, stochastic sucking for terrorism, Nick Fuentes learns what a trust is, Blowblax blows back, Ethan Ralph’s payment, Rekieta’s house, and Patrick Tomlinson’s three stalker children.

Justo has fallen, Hollywood inferno, Meta and Freeze Peach, the capture of the EFF, psychoactive medication, chaos magic, the third breast, Rekieta’s foreclosure, and autism stew.

corporatin’, pay to watch ads, it’s zuck time, love is love, Mr. Miss Manshee, work ethics, Night Media, Howie 24, Your Fat Friend, the legacy of Leeroy Jenkins and the Frost Mage roach that couldn’t, Ethan Ralph goes to rehab, and Rekieta prepares to plead.

Biden is out, Trump is in, Vivek is out, Musk is in, Troons are out, Europeans are in, Linus is out, GamersNexus is in, MSO is out, Ana Kasperian is in, Destiny is out, Rekieta is in.

The endless winning of orange man, troons reeling, troon AI death cult, Crowder loses, Creator Clash 3 announced, Fuentes and Marxists, Fuentes and gay relationship drama, Path’s bankruptcy, the most mysterious man from Utah, other than honorable, La Cucaracha and the DMCA dance, r/FedNews, and I lose out on gold coins.

Blama Canada, the game industry crash, DOGE’s dogpile, the total eradication of troonology, Hector Martin vs. Linus, Tipster quits, Marty vs. Fent, Hasan vs. Klein, some guy called Austin, and WOOOOOOOOOOOOAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.

Practical idealism, Sneed, PlayStation helps collapse the game industry, EFF loses the plot, nobody likes the troons, Anisa’s TikTok, $1000, Jackie is racist, Ethan’s housekeeper, and KingRaven.

Deportation ASMR, GSA purge, the End of Ziz, Chibi hits his girlfriend with a rake, BradTaste actually likes a good song, Austin cooks a steak, Coomalot’s crash, and Destiny didn’t do it.

Ceiling birds and tax accountants, soydevs at a crossroads, infiltrating a far-right party, Mrs. Kaczynski, MrsTonedOne repents, Chris’s 43rd birthday, Pirate_Software stays losing, Mr. Vickers sustains an injury to the central nervous system, and Destiny makes bad penis decisions.

What the buhlack says, life in G*Rmany, FIRM Act, the hammer and AI, visas, paying tolls, sex trafficking is not ‘based’, Dan Clancy’s possible antisemitism, H3h3 v. the Jomhas, Andrew Dobson (professional artist), Destiny hires a #MeToo lawyer, and evil forces.

I eat a tin of smoked oysters (there’s literally no downside), Snape and Slovenia, X and stochastic terrorism, Tophiachu and the carjacking, Snark subs and moral righteousness, Dax and the black bull, Vickers and the black bull, Ralph and the white mare, and the worst superchat segment ever recorded.

Musk’s firebombs, Ubisoft’s love in Japan, Dylan’s manly walk, Ana’s barn, Amberlynn’s open tab, Harry Sisson and the 11 Girls, the loli defense force, DSP enters the year of the snake, how to unlock Furina, and how can I be Hitler if I’m a—?

Local beef to celebrate joining Locals: Colton Lochmann, Gordon Paille, Harold Davis the IRL Blade, Robert McDougal, James Cage White, Danburst Studios, John Lasheras, Nikolas Talbott, Zoey, Michael Lambert, Lunar Eclipse Paradox.

A bad day to be English, revisiting four of my least favorite people, a new board, Kirtaner’s arrest, Karl Jobst is shown in court that Billy Mitchell is an absolute legend, Styx acquaints himself with alcohol, and Grummz is under attack because he loves Gamers too much.

AI in the court, Cock.li avoids the fed, Ubisoft wants you to own nothing, Hector Martin enjoys his infamy, SimplySara cooks her last macaroni salad, Vitaly enjoys prison, Nick Fuentes’s rap debut, and Ralph gets tricked again.AI in the court, Cock.li avoids the fed, Ubisoft wants you to own nothing, Hector Martin enjoys his infamy,…

HOMESTAR, Defanging the FCC, Checks in the Mail, UK Declares: Trans Women are NOT Women, handling criticism, an Internet refugee crisis, 4chan gets hacked, tranjan, and iDubbbz swings at h3h3 – does he miss?

Nini problem solving at Discord and Roblox, Todd’s gift of 125GB, the V in LGBT, Alyssa gets a job, Keem’s phone call, Phil’s Nintendo Switch, H3’s skull collection, Ian lowers his expectations, Kanye and Nick open up, Rekieta learns absolutely nothing, I didn’t say anything wrong, and the choice between Fat and Jolly or Bald…

OFCOM declares victory, Shiloh Hendrix and the six-letter-word, the end of games journalism, the Razörfist, the downfall of Creator Clash 3, the triumphant return of King Austin, and Ethan takes a trip to Colombia.