Greatest Party Story Ever

The Season 2 premiere accompanies Snooki for a wild night out in Hollywood. Also: a GILF; “the other Obama”; and what Steelo dunks in milk.

Moroccan hash; how Travis Mills avoided marriage by getting a tattoo; and a mom who gave her kid a weed cookie at Coachella.

On Halloween night, comedian Brooks Wheelan escaped the police and knocked himself out on a birdbath. A female reveler's date with a sexy bartender came to a screeching halt due to the urge to use the restroom. A college-aged student gets flown to New York City by his date, who turns out to be a Nigerian princess. Catfish host Nev Schulman gives his account of wild partying gone wrong. A Bonnaroo festival-goer never realized she used her friend's tampon full of drugs until it was too late. The act of "cuckolding," when a husband desires his wife to have intimate relations with another man, is detailed.

Actor and comedian Lamorne Morris retrieves his girlfriend's cellphone from a restaurant in Compton with help from fellow comedian DeRay Davis. At a wedding, a lady accidentally pepper sprays herself twice. A look is taken into how a fan's admiration can lead to a meeting with Khloé Kardashian. A young male at a beach party accidentally lights a firecracker under a horse ridden by a sheriff. A robbery of a dollar store is detailed. Awkward star Molly Tarlov recounts her really awkward encounter with a fan.

Conedian Josh "The Fat Jew" Ostrovsky details the dangers of smoking pubic hair. Two female friends check into a creepy apartment that only allows one tenant. A Joseph Gordon-Levitt fan gets in a dance-off with the actor. Former Miss Teen USA contestant Lexi Atkins is lead on a wild goose chase for her smartphone. A swamp party comes to a stop when revelers encounter and wrestle a crocodile. An aspiring artist recalls his shameful experience of losing his virginity.

A pizza deliverer unknowingly takes a hit of horse tranquilizer the night before a charity event. A college student was lead to believe it was a Legends of the Hidden Temple-themed party. A group of four's trip on a four-wheeler turns disastrous. Two pot smoking students sold a classmate fake weed made from artificial turf. Locked up in jail for passing out drunk, a reveler shares popcorn with fellow inmates while watching a movie. Two best friends pose as a gay couple to enter a quiz show on a cruise ship to win free booze.

A pole fitness instructor goes to the aid of a new student. A college-age camp counselor gets distracted while driving a bus full of campers. After a concert, two female best friends crash a Katy Perry meet & greet. A Saturday Night Live fan crashes a celebrity party in hopes to get on the show. A Spring Break trip to New Orleans for Mardi Gras turns into a cluster mess when 2 best friends ran into a person with their car. Because of a hotel's new strict policy and the pressure from his boss, a hotel worker plots a big way to quit his job.

A college student was given a "special" Christmas cookie before boarding a flight back home for the holidays. A sister's fear of spiders is put to the test at a magic show. A bartender was invited by his date to her father's 70th birthday party. A computer nerd hacks a Justin Timberlake look-alike competition. A man must scrub away any phallic drawings on him by his prankster friends before facing his recruit officer. A wasted customer wakes up alone in a locked bar.

A student was caught having sex with his teacher's daughter. A student celebrating his 21st birthday becomes gradually smashed. A woman on her way to a job interview accidentally hits an elderly lady, who then asked her to take her to the mall. A lady's would-be hookup was thwarted by her roommate, which resulted in said roommate's TV being stolen. Actor and comedian Elijah Daniel was being investigated by the Secret Service for bringing something obscene to a Donald Trump rally. A reveler and his friend crash Paris Hilton's party and steal her birthday cake.

A college student blacks out at party and wakes up trying to retrace her steps of her wild night. A stoner holds a demolition party for his friends, but at a wrong structure. A bridesmaid attends the wrong wedding. The morning after a birthday party, a lady notices her drunk love interest taking a dump on the floor. A Rob Dyrdek impersonator was caught at a bar by a tattler. A Scottsdale, Arizona high school student recalls the naked truth about her ex-boyfriend.