I'm down in the corner of the thumbnail hanging out. look at me down there. I think I'm having a good time under the car. Ohhhh it's time for GTA 4: The Lost and Damned! Ever wondered what the guy Trevor killed in his intro was up to before he moved to Los Santos? No? Okay well. Ever wonder what it'd look like if that guy got hit by a supersonic car while riding his little bike and flew softly off into the ocean? Okay, good, I do have something to offer you over here. This is the first lil batch of streams, where we cleared out FOUR missions thanks to this expansion having, praise the lord, an actual, honest-to-God checkpoint system. Eli Gemstone voice praise be to he Jesse Gemstone voice thank you God for the Grand Theft Auto franchise and all the power-ups the player character may enjoy therein. Alright that's enough description. Looking forward to looking back at this and squinting and going what? Why did I write that? Why would ANYONE write that? If you've actually read this pleas

They should make a youtube title field that doesn't feel bad to type in. Anyway here I am back again with another episode of Fast Car GTA 4 : The Lost and Damned! In this episode we complete a buncha missions with the cars raging through the city the whole time. Missions are accomplished, yes yes - okay to be honest I just thought about typing out some of the keywords for the GTA 4 missions and then was like ahhh. Ahhh probably not a good idea. Let's keep ourselves as safe as we can.

There's no way to sugarcoat this one, gang. This edit has, hands-down, the worst bit of the year. It was impossible for IgnatiusThornycroft to edit around, it was in my head for days at a time, I was doing it around my house to myself and cackling, and it's literally half-funny maybe once. I will never back down. I cannot back down. "NLSS Fan Trump" will not be denied. It's the worst bit of the year and I'm chuckling to myself thinking about it as I write the description. Justin he plays with Justin doesn't he, we like that nasty Justin, even though he's wwwwwwOKE!

Ee-hee... ee-hee... here's the bloody STREAM EDIT, mate! This covers a tumultuous period of history, including the part where the insane job I have is FINALLY announced and so the reduced August-September stream schedule suddenly makes sense to an audience of beloved stream watchers and vod hogs. The missions completed here are Off Route and This Shit's Cursed. Gosh, this is a difficult game I've made for myself. But at least we get to watch Johnny die over and over and over. I guess GTA 4 is all about having guys with close-cropped hair fly through the air groaning and rotating. MORE UPLOADS COMIN'

Tom Walker is back playing GTA 4's The Lost and Damned expansion again, and that's right, the cars are going EVER SO FAST thanks to our old pal, the Mach Eleven mod. When you make this game incredibly hard it becomes very, very difficult - looking into this. Many such cases. Unexpected side effect from increasing difficulty. Look man at one point here I say "type 1 in the chat if you've eaten dog biscuits before" and you are not ready for the flood of 1s that slam into the chat. Enough to make a fella question his audience and the energy he's putting out into the world - lucky I got hit by a car real quick or whatever. No introspection for ME, thank you sir! Double it and pass it to the next guy! Let the next streamer in the tab sit with his own thoughts! I'm busy achieving many fantastic successes in the videogame Grand Theft Auto IV and its DLC, The Lost and Damned.

Our biker club cannot stand, we cannot endure - there's no amount of riding in perfect formation that can mend what we have. Our shape is warped and this perfect formation of The Boys only mocks us, no matter who is at the head. We are a shattered pane of glass that has just now remembered to fall apart. Goodbye Brian. Goodbye Brian. Anyways there's a new car which is cool! Hello slam van! We have maybe the nicest conversation of the GTA trilogy across a language barrier. And there's a big shotgun that goes BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG...