Face Jam

In this episode, Michael Jones and Jordan Cwierz eat and review McDonald's Smoky BLT Quarter Pounder with Cheese & Holiday Pie so you know if it's worth eating. They also talk about recording remotely, getting supersized, 41, and more.

In this episode, Michael Jones and Jordan Cwierz eat and review Denny's My Hammy Spice Sandwich so you know if it's worth eating. They also talk about house votes, whatever happened to that waiter who got that tip, no one eating at Denny's, our friend Armando, and more.

In this episode, Michael Jones and Jordan Cwierz eat and review Schlotzsky's Calzones so you know if it's worth eating. They also talk about how Schlotzsky's is technically an Austin restaurant, substitutesky’s, a man yelling about catering, and Nick wants Cinnabon.

In this episode, Michael Jones and Jordan Cwierz eat and review Wienerschnitzel Meatball Sandwich so you know if it's worth eating. They also talk about Austin power, froot loops, the commercial, being normal in a bush at the Taco Bell owner's house, and Goldeneye.

In this episode, Michael Jones, Jordan Cwierz and Eric Baudour eat and review Taco Deli Drunken Pork Tacos so you know if it's worth eating. They also talk about stealing each other’s glasses, Nick keeps reading out loud what he *might* order, Rosgar is funny if you trust us, Taco Deli sauce lore, and the true meaning of Uffda.

In this episode, Michael Jones and Jordan Cwierz eat and review KFC Double Down so you know if it's worth eating. They also talk about the Jack Harlow meal, the KFConsole, CMO KFC U.S. and more.

In this episode, Michael Jones and Jordan Cwierz eat and review the Mooyah Hot Bacon Jam Burger so you know if it's worth eating. They also talk about running over potatoes, Michael's switch, saying Mooyah, celebrating lent, and first impressions of this place.

In this episode, Michael Jones and Jordan Cwierz eat and review Little Caesars Pretzel Crust Pizza so you know if it's worth eating. They also talk about calzony experience, By-The-Bucket, Jordan's steps for the Detroit Tigers, and so much more.

Take ME out. In this episode, Michael Jones and Jordan Cwierz eat and review Dell Diamond Grilled Cheese Hot Dog so you know if it's worth eating. They also talk about recording at a baseball game, the national anthem, a grand slam, all these kids, and more.

In this episode, Michael Jones and Jordan Cwierz eat and review Papa John's Doritos Cool Ranch Papadia so you know if it's worth eating. They also talk about Papa Johns lawsuits, if Papa John is still at Papa Johns, intense P Johns spyware, and a snack we all like from Nuts dot com who IS a sponsor but we didn't know that at the time.

In this episode, Michael Jones and Jordan Cwierz eat and review Arby's Bourbon BBQ Sliders so you know if it's worth eating. They also talk about Nick in Goodfellas, not wanting to talk about the Arby's bathroom, a special Michael sent snack, and more.

In this episode, Michael Jones and Jordan Cwierz eat and review Taco Bell Enchirito & Chile Verde Fries so you know if it's worth eating. They also talk about eating on the show, the importance of free food, getting serious about ordering, and Pasta Pete candy.

In this episode, Michael Jones and Jordan Cwierz eat and review Starbucks Oleato drinks so you know if it's worth eating (or drinking.) They also talk about union busting, how oil and coffee really mix, getting a mouth full of oil, and a special snack attack grimace style.

In this episode, Michael Jones and Jordan Cwierz eat and review Wingstop Secret Invasion Wings so you know if it's worth eating. They also talk about what they wish, Wingularity, a diamond episode, and a toast to hustlers.

In this episode, Michael Jones and Jordan Cwierz eat and review IHOP Pancake Tacos so you know if it's worth eating. They also talk about the name Mike, RTX, scalding hot water, and liking the food too much?

In this episode, Michael Jones and Jordan Cwierz eat and review Outback Steakhouse Sweet Heat Season Menu so you know if it's worth eating. They also talk about Bloomologists, how many times they've been here, the vice president of people, and Graysie's love of Outback.

In this episode, Michael Jones and Jordan Cwierz eat and review Culver's Pepper Grinder Pub Burger so you know if it's worth eating. They also talk about the Spongmonkeys, driving Eric's car, cow labor, weird vibes, and more.

In this episode, Michael Jones and Jordan Cwierz eat and review Wendy’s new English muffin sandwiches so you know if it's worth eating. They also talk about how Michael and Eric are voice twins, Tron Legacy, why they should stop making new video games, loss of consortium, and more.

In honor of the 100th episode, Michael Jones and Jordan Cwierz do their first ever back to back where they are returning to Wendy’s to try the new Loaded Nacho Burger so you know if it's worth eating. They also talk about their hatred for Burger King, heartburn cures, reminisce on the life of Face Jam, the still hospitalized Wendy's accuser, and more.

In this episode, Michael Jones and Jordan Cwierz eat and review Quiznos new Big Fat Greek Sub so you know if it's worth eating. They also talk about the Spongmonkeys returning, why there are no Quiznos left, a truly impressive Snack courtesy of Tony's Treatz, and more.

Eric & Jordan sit down with former Face Jam intern Cat to talk about this week's food, Quiznos. Cat has a real affinity for this sandwich shop but maybe not for this sandwich. How'd she get this sandwich anyway? She doesn't even work here. She has a coin coming out though. More on that soon.

In this episode, Michael Jones and Jordan Cwierz eat and review Fazoli’s Pizza Baked Pasta so you know if it's worth eating. They also talk about Graysie’s dog's birthday, girl math, the allure of a cigarette, LinkedIn, and more.

In this episode, Michael Jones and Jordan Cwierz eat and review the new Potbelly Ring of Fire sandwich so you know if it's worth eating. They also talk about the chocolate covered gummy bear thief, House speaker votes, Nick’s never ending appetite, RICO charges and more.

In this episode, Michael Jones and Jordan Cwierz eat and review the Mooyah Pretzel Pub Burger so you know if it's worth eating. They also talk about Halloween, Graysie embracing her monster mode, the Joker, January 6th, the Taco Pass, and comfy clothes.

In this episode, Michael Jones and Jordan Cwierz eat and review the PF Chang’s 2023 Holiday Menu so you know if it's worth eating. They also talk about Ernest, Mark Davis, Draymond Green, Eric being a Jehovah’s witness, Feastables, and more.

In this episode, Michael Jones and Jordan Cwierz eat and review the Dairy Queen Holiday Blizzards so you know if they’re worth eating. They also talk about the difference between Dairy Queen and DQ Texas, The Iron Claw, Kerwin Frost, CosMc’s, and more.

In this episode, Michael Jones and Jordan Cwierz eat and review the IHOP Wonka Menu so you know if it’s worth eating. They also talk about jackets, hot waiter Ben, supercharged lemonade, the henchmen sketch and more.