Dorkly Bits

If Clickers Were In Plants vs Zombies, what a tangle web we would weave.

Mario finally needs Luigi.

Sometimes it’s better to just stay focused in Final Fantasy.

Sometimes, the best plan in Plants vs Zombies is to do whatever the hell you want.

Spider-Man look out! It's a creatively bankrupt movie studio!

Take a video game...close your eyes...now imagine it more realistic! That's what we do here.

Ripping out spines shouldn't be this complicated.

This level ain't big enough for the both of us!

Travel the world with your favorite Street Fighter!

Take a video game...close your eyes...now imagine it more realistic! That's what we do here.

Oh Mario, the road less traveled is probably less traveled for a reason.

Hey! Finally, we get to see the gang from Five Night At Freddy's murder someone who deserves it.

Time for some new, dead blood, Pac-Man!

There's no "I" in "Team", but there might be a psycho murderer. Just go away, Magneto!

Good things come to those who wait...but at a certain point, it's really annoying, Spinarak.

The Video Game Accountant is back and now with 30% more tax jargon!

Can you believe they went there?

I can show you a world! With Realistic Video Games!

PUT ON A BELT, HIPPO!

You deserve it, Luigi!

Zombies can retire?

Ninja Turtles like veggies.

Nothing like escaping from reality by playing some ultra realistic sports games.

Kirby may have some issues.

Even the world's deadliest fighters need GPS!

The Superman we deserve.

Watch it, Star Fox!

It's the dawn of a new era in Green Hill Zone.

The Batman we deserve.

Everyone, let's get in Piper, the worst Warp Pipe Ever!

Blankas need love too.

Porygon is bussin. No cap.

What a realistic paradox this is!

Maybe Batman's greatest weakness are the friends he made along the way? Nah, it's probably parent stuff.

Kevin the Assistant is back!

Winter isn't coming. It's 6 letters.

If you travel back to save the world, did the world ever need saving??? I gotta sit down.

That Dinosaur just stole a baby!

If Mighty Morphin Power Ranger was more realistic.

Meet Galactus' newest herald, KEVIN!

Speaking of Star Wars, it has some other problems, too...

PEOPLE NEED PUMPKIN PARTY!

Dorkly humorously imagines realistic survival game challenges. Players struggle to attract new villagers, prioritizing amenities like gyms and brunch over essential resources. This satirical take on ASKA explores the absurdity of prioritizing modern comforts in a Viking settlement.

Please stop, Cammi!