Board as Hell

It's like Game of Thrones, minus the nudity and violence, and kind of in the future I think. It's Coup! The first of many games you'll all get to see us play on this season of Board as Hell!* *(show title subject to change without warning) Follow us on Twitter: http://twitter.com/adamkovic http://twitter.com/brucegreene http://twitter.com/jameswillems http://twitter.com/sirlarr http://twitter.com/elysewillems Tshirts n stuff: https://store.roosterteeth.com/collections/funhaus

Things get sort of racist pretty quick this week as the gang each plays as a different, culturally specific group of criminals trying to rule the black market in Cargo Noir! Oh yeah. And there's boats. Follow us on Twitter: http://twitter.com/adamkovic http://twitter.com/brucegreene http://twitter.com/jameswillems http://twitter.com/sirlarr http://twitter.com/elysewillems Tshirts n stuff: https://store.roosterteeth.com/collections/funhaus

Spies, snipers, hostages, and... word associations? It's Codenames! The only card game in the world that can make me feel anger towards Jacob Fullerton. F*** that guy and his adorable perfect brain. Follow us on Twitter: http://twitter.com/adamkovic http://twitter.com/jonsmiff http://twitter.com/jameswillems http://twitter.com/sirlarr http://twitter.com/real_rtbones https://twitter.com/_JacobFullerton Tshirts n stuff: https://store.roosterteeth.com/collections/funhaus

Join all your favorite horror archetypes: Wise Mystic Woman, Concussed Lisping Child, Southern Dandy, Moron, and Pederast, for a terrifying round of Betrayal at the House on the Hill! Follow us on Twitter: http://twitter.com/jonsmiff http://twitter.com/jameswillems http://twitter.com/sirlarr http://twitter.com/elysewillems https://twitter.com/filmDstryr Tshirts n stuff: https://store.roosterteeth.com/collections/funhaus

Okay. I think I understand life now. Skip school, buy a goat, build a rocket ship, have four kids, sell those kids, retire, die alone in my car. Got it. Follow us on Twitter: http://twitter.com/adamkovic http://twitter.com/brucegreene http://twitter.com/jameswillems http://twitter.com/sirlarr http://twitter.com/elysewillems Tshirts n stuff: https://store.roosterteeth.com/collections/funhaus

Q: Which are there more of on the internet? Minions flash games, Minions translators, or Minions pornography? A: Who cares? Turns out you can masturbate to all 3. Follow us on Twitter: http://twitter.com/adamkovic http://twitter.com/jameswillems http://twitter.com/brucegreene https://twitter.com/omarcito Tshirts n stuff: https://store.roosterteeth.com/collections/funhaus

Listen. For all of you out there complaining that there are too many "poop" and "nut" jokes in this one, just keep in mind that James spent almost forty minutes playing a game about Chinese monkeys and never once pulled his eyelids back into little slits. I call that a win. Follow us on Twitter: http://twitter.com/adamkovic http://twitter.com/jameswillems http://twitter.com/brucegreene https://twitter.com/elysewillems Tshirts n stuff: https://store.roosterteeth.com/collections/funhaus

Remember when fascism's most aggressive infiltration into our modern culture was that time Michael Jordan sported a Hitler mustache in an underwear ad? That was pretty cool. Follow us on Twitter: http://twitter.com/adamkovic http://twitter.com/brucegreene http://twitter.com/jameswillems http://twitter.com/sirlarr https://twitter.com/_JacobFullerton https://twitter.com/filmDstryr https://twitter.com/jonsmiff https://twitter.com/real_rtbones Tshirts n stuff: https://store.roosterteeth.com/collections/funhaus

"Legolas, what do your Elf Eyes see?" "... Why do you always do that?" "Do what?" "They're just eyes. I don't ask what your "Human Ears" hear, do I?" "Oh, I'm sorry. Did you want a Human hankie for all those Elf tears?" "I hope you get dragged off a cliff by a dog." Follow us on Twitter: http://twitter.com/adamkovic http://twitter.com/brucegreene http://twitter.com/jameswillems http://twitter.com/elysewillems https://twitter.com/RahulKohli13 Tshirts n stuff: https://store.roosterteeth.com/collections/funhaus

Who are the lupine killers hiding amongst us? Which of the villagers will be next? Why is Jacob talking like a 19th century southern dandy? Who the hell are those two new people? Are they editors? Interns maybe? Some of these questions will be answered on this, the blood-drenched season finale of Board as Hell! Follow us on Twitter: http://twitter.com/adamkovic http://twitter.com/brucegreene http://twitter.com/jameswillems http://twitter.com/elysewillems http://twitter.com/sirlarr https://twitter.com/RahulKohli13 http://twitter.com/mattseditbay http://twitter.com/jonsmiff https://twitter.com/filmDstryr https://twitter.com/_JacobFullerton https://twitter.com/Omarcito https://twitter.com/hohnjolland https://twitter.com/RobbinsJayde Tshirts n stuff: https://store.roosterteeth.com/collections/funhaus