Welcome to Bikini Bottom Inquirer where investigative thrills are packed to the gills! I’m your host Perch Perkins with the latest local news! Here’s today’s rundown: Intro + Top Stories Community Poll: Most Handsome Man in Bikini Bottom NEWSFLASH: Beware of These Pranks Local Fry Cook and Unemployed Starfish’s Bare Brawl Talking Squirrel Seen Flying a Rocket Ghosts in Bikini Bottom Perch Phone: Squilliam Fancyson, Bubble Bass, and DoodleBob The Lurch Report: Exclusive Interview with a Ghost BREAKING NEWS: The Krusty Krab is Haunted Community Poll Results + Outro

Ready for the next edition of Bikini Bottom Inquirer? New episodes premiere Saturdays only on the SpongeBob SquarePants Official YouTube channel! Each episode will bring you the latest underwater news from your host Perch Perkins (with original voice lines by Dee Bradley Baker!) featuring your favorite Bikini Bottom characters like SpongeBob, Fred "MY LEG" the Fish, Mermaid Man & Barnacle Boy, and more!

Ready for the next edition of Bikini Bottom Inquirer? New episodes premiere Saturdays only on the SpongeBob SquarePants Official YouTube channel! Each episode will bring you the latest underwater news from your host Perch Perkins (with original voice lines by Dee Bradley Baker!) featuring your favorite Bikini Bottom characters like SpongeBob, Fred "MY LEG" the Fish, Mermaid Man & Barnacle Boy, and more!

Ready for the next edition of Bikini Bottom Inquirer? New episodes premiere Saturdays only on the SpongeBob SquarePants Official YouTube channel! Each episode will bring you the latest underwater news from your host Perch Perkins (with original voice lines by Dee Bradley Baker!) featuring your favorite Bikini Bottom characters like SpongeBob, Fred "MY LEG" the Fish, Mermaid Man & Barnacle Boy, and more!

Ready for the next edition of Bikini Bottom Inquirer? New episodes premiere Saturdays only on the SpongeBob SquarePants Official YouTube channel! Each episode will bring you the latest underwater news from your host Perch Perkins (with original voice lines by Dee Bradley Baker!) featuring your favorite Bikini Bottom characters like SpongeBob, Fred "MY LEG" the Fish, Mermaid Man & Barnacle Boy, and more!

Ready for the next edition of Bikini Bottom Inquirer? New episodes premiere Saturdays only on the SpongeBob SquarePants Official YouTube channel! Each episode will bring you the latest underwater news from your host Perch Perkins (with original voice lines by Dee Bradley Baker!) featuring your favorite Bikini Bottom characters like SpongeBob, Fred "MY LEG" the Fish, Mermaid Man & Barnacle Boy, and more!

Ready for the next edition of Bikini Bottom Inquirer? New episodes premiere Saturdays only on the SpongeBob SquarePants Official YouTube channel! Each episode will bring you the latest underwater news from your host Perch Perkins (with original voice lines by Dee Bradley Baker!) featuring your favorite Bikini Bottom characters like SpongeBob, Fred "MY LEG" the Fish, Mermaid Man & Barnacle Boy, and more!

Ready for the next edition of Bikini Bottom Inquirer? New episodes premiere Saturdays only on the SpongeBob SquarePants Official YouTube channel! Each episode will bring you the latest underwater news from your host Perch Perkins (with original voice lines by Dee Bradley Baker!) featuring your favorite Bikini Bottom characters like SpongeBob, Fred "MY LEG" the Fish, Mermaid Man & Barnacle Boy, and more!

Ready for the next edition of Bikini Bottom Inquirer? New episodes premiere Saturdays only on the SpongeBob SquarePants Official YouTube channel! Each episode will bring you the latest underwater news from your host Perch Perkins (with original voice lines by Dee Bradley Baker!) featuring your favorite Bikini Bottom characters like SpongeBob, Fred "MY LEG" the Fish, Mermaid Man & Barnacle Boy, and more!