Hello, this is Lixian and this is my confession. You may not believe me when I say that Markiplier Isn't Real but... you haven't seen what I've seen....
Hello, this is Lixian and this is my confession. You may not believe me when I say that Markiplier Isn't Real but... you haven't seen what I've seen....
Lixian put all of the funny moments we've shared into one ENORMOUS compilation! He also added some deleted scenes that you've never seen before despite how embarrassing they might be...
Lixian put all of the funny moments we've shared into one ENORMOUS compilation! He also added some deleted scenes that you've never seen before despite how embarrassing they might be...
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?! I'm so disappointed that you guys thought you could hide Lady Dimitrescu from me. Big vampire lady is too big to stay hidden for long...
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?! I'm so disappointed that you guys thought you could hide Lady Dimitrescu from me. Big vampire lady is too big to stay hidden for long...
2021x19 well that's ABSOLUTELY HORRIFYING | The Forest Episode overview
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2021 Feb 29
That's easily the most horrible thing I've ever seen in my entire life... and apparently her name's Virginia...
That's easily the most horrible thing I've ever seen in my entire life... and apparently her name's Virginia...
2021x22 THE WORST BRIDGE EVER MADE | The Forest Episode overview
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2021 Már 04
I just wanted to build a bridge in The Forest... is that so wrong? Is that so terrible? APPARENTLY YES!! Also this video is sponsored by Yotta Savings!
I just wanted to build a bridge in The Forest... is that so wrong? Is that so terrible? APPARENTLY YES!! Also this video is sponsored by Yotta Savings!
Imagine that someone's life is in your hands. Now imagine that your hands don't work quite right and no matter how many times you try to make them work they either do the complete .. show full overview
Imagine that someone's life is in your hands. Now imagine that your hands don't work quite right and no matter how many times you try to make them work they either do the complete opposite of what you want or refuse to do anything at all... that's what EmergeNYC is like! Either this game is completely broken or I am INCREDIBLY stupid.
Our dream of creating an impenetrable fortress, a veritable bastion of defense, in The Forest is slowly collapsing around us. Both the dream... and our fortress...
Our dream of creating an impenetrable fortress, a veritable bastion of defense, in The Forest is slowly collapsing around us. Both the dream... and our fortress...
By watching this video you hereby agree to let me teardown your house with a sledgehammer. No take-backsies. It's already too late. I know where you are and I'm ready to sledge.
By watching this video you hereby agree to let me teardown your house with a sledgehammer. No take-backsies. It's already too late. I know where you are and I'm ready to sledge.
Back by popular demand (or by the whims of me who knows) Cooking Simulator has made a glorious return. And this time, I'm gonna show everyone what I'm all about. More specifically, I'm gonna show this fish what I'm about... by screaming at it...
Back by popular demand (or by the whims of me who knows) Cooking Simulator has made a glorious return. And this time, I'm gonna show everyone what I'm all about. More specifically, I'm gonna show this fish what I'm about... by screaming at it...
Come with me. Abandon humanity. Leave behind this life of "social media" and "student loans" and return to MONKE. Ancestors will show you the way.
Come with me. Abandon humanity. Leave behind this life of "social media" and "student loans" and return to MONKE. Ancestors will show you the way.
2021x32 A PROPERLY SCARY GAME | At Dead of Night Episode overview
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2021 Már 16
At Dead of Night sounds pretty standard for a horror game at first. A young woman is alone in a scary hotel trying not to die... but it quickly becomes so much more than that. I love this indie horror game and I think you will too.
At Dead of Night sounds pretty standard for a horror game at first. A young woman is alone in a scary hotel trying not to die... but it quickly becomes so much more than that. I love this indie horror game and I think you will too.
2021x33 MARKIPLIER STILL LOVES YOU | Huniepop 2 Episode overview
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2021 Már 17
Huniepop 2 is finally here after all these years of waiting. I'm not the same Markiplier as before though, oh no... I'm more refined! More caring! More romantic! More... wow... look at those... uhhhh....
Huniepop 2 is finally here after all these years of waiting. I'm not the same Markiplier as before though, oh no... I'm more refined! More caring! More romantic! More... wow... look at those... uhhhh....
Help make the sequel to A Heist with Markiplier even better by becoming a member today and enjoying a slew of luscious baked goods from Markiplier's Big Ass Bake Sale(tm).
Help make the sequel to A Heist with Markiplier even better by becoming a member today and enjoying a slew of luscious baked goods from Markiplier's Big Ass Bake Sale(tm).
Thief Simulator allows you to do exactly as you might expect from the title of the game. If someone can't figure that out NO ONE HELP THEM IN THE COMMENTS.
Thief Simulator allows you to do exactly as you might expect from the title of the game. If someone can't figure that out NO ONE HELP THEM IN THE COMMENTS.
You've been eating Takis wrong your whole life but that's okay. My review will show you the CORRECT way to fully enjoy Takis.
You've been eating Takis wrong your whole life but that's okay. My review will show you the CORRECT way to fully enjoy Takis.
2021x48 The Warfstache Automated Interview Automaton Episode overview
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2021 Ápr 07
Wilford Warfstache, inspired by local pizzeria he frequented, has decided to build his very own animatronic to interview the entire world! He just needs some "willing" volunteers to test it...
Wilford Warfstache, inspired by local pizzeria he frequented, has decided to build his very own animatronic to interview the entire world! He just needs some "willing" volunteers to test it...
You ever just run away and join a cult with your friends for a laugh but then it turns out that the cult was legit and you have to go kill the cult leader to stop them from summoning a goat demon? Yeah, that's Devour!
You ever just run away and join a cult with your friends for a laugh but then it turns out that the cult was legit and you have to go kill the cult leader to stop them from summoning a goat demon? Yeah, that's Devour!
2021x78 MY ADHD NIGHTMARE | Papers Please - Part 1 Episode overview
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2021 Jún 03
Travelling to Canada required EVEN MORE paperwork than Paper's Please does so this should be interesting...
Travelling to Canada required EVEN MORE paperwork than Paper's Please does so this should be interesting...
2021x79 Where Does YouTube Send New CANADIAN Viewers? Episode overview
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2021 Jún 04
Another Year, Another YouTube. We explore where YouTube sends new viewers in 2021 but this time we also get to see how YouTube is different in Canada! How will the algorithm change?
Another Year, Another YouTube. We explore where YouTube sends new viewers in 2021 but this time we also get to see how YouTube is different in Canada! How will the algorithm change?
2021x80 ABSOLUTELY NO MISTAKES** | Papers Please - Part 2 Episode overview
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2021 Jún 05
**To clarify, the game Paper's Please itself contained no mistakes that I could find. However I, as the player, did in fact make many MANY mistakes...
**To clarify, the game Paper's Please itself contained no mistakes that I could find. However I, as the player, did in fact make many MANY mistakes...
2021x81 I ACCIDENTALLY DESTROYED YOUR ROOM | Room Smash Episode overview
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2021 Jún 06
Ever wanted me to blow up your whole room? Well now I can with Room Smash! But wait... doesn't this sounds familiar?
Ever wanted me to blow up your whole room? Well now I can with Room Smash! But wait... doesn't this sounds familiar?
2021x82 THE LADY AWAITS | Resident Evil: Village - Part 1 Episode overview
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2021 Jún 08
Resident Evil Village has been released and that means I get to appreciate every ample inch that this hefty, enormous game has to offer!
Resident Evil Village has been released and that means I get to appreciate every ample inch that this hefty, enormous game has to offer!
2021x83 EZIC IS WATCHING | Papers Please - Part 3 Episode overview
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2021 Jún 08
It seems like there are many things going on in the background of Paper's Please while I'm just trying to do my job.
It seems like there are many things going on in the background of Paper's Please while I'm just trying to do my job.
2021x84 MY FAIR LADY DIMITRESCU | Resident Evil: Village - Part 2 Episode overview
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2021 Jún 09
We finally set eyes on the POWERFUL and RESPECTABLE visage of the true protagonist of Resident Evil Village!
We finally set eyes on the POWERFUL and RESPECTABLE visage of the true protagonist of Resident Evil Village!
Every wanted to learn how to walk? Well.... this actually isn't your chance...
Every wanted to learn how to walk? Well.... this actually isn't your chance...
2021x93 ACTUALLY TERRIFYING | Resident Evil: Village - Part 6 Episode overview
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2021 Jún 19
This might just be the scariest part in all of Resident Evil... good thing Lady Dimitrescu was there to help me get through it!
This might just be the scariest part in all of Resident Evil... good thing Lady Dimitrescu was there to help me get through it!
2021x94 CRYSTAL DIMITRESCU WATCHES ME WIN | Resident Evil: Village - Part 7 Episode overview
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2021 Jún 21
I beat up a child's toy and Crystal Dimitrescu
I beat up a child's toy and Crystal Dimitrescu
2021x95 Getting Arrested by Canadian FBI Speedrun (world record) Episode overview
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2021 Jún 22
I attempt to conquer the world record for getting arrest by the Canadian FBI by detailing how I would fight (and beat) all of their endangered species!
I attempt to conquer the world record for getting arrest by the Canadian FBI by detailing how I would fight (and beat) all of their endangered species!
2021x96 KINDA GROSS... | Resident Evil: Village - Part 8 Episode overview
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2021 Jún 23
This is... pretty gross. But at least Crystal Dimitrescu is gonna get me through all of it! She's always clean and beautiful!
This is... pretty gross. But at least Crystal Dimitrescu is gonna get me through all of it! She's always clean and beautiful!
It turns out that everyone looks like me... but only according to people on the internet so I'm gonna sort through which ones are the most Markiplier.
It turns out that everyone looks like me... but only according to people on the internet so I'm gonna sort through which ones are the most Markiplier.
2021x107 GOODBYE, LADY DIMITRESCU... | Resident Evil: Village - Part 13 Episode overview
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2021 Júl 05
My Dearest Lady Dimitrescu, writing this letter is the most painful experience of my life. I would rather choose to have my hand sliced off a thousand times more (preferably by you) than .. show full overview
My Dearest Lady Dimitrescu, writing this letter is the most painful experience of my life. I would rather choose to have my hand sliced off a thousand times more (preferably by you) than be cursed with the burden of putting these thoughts to paper... but paper I must...
Our connection runs deep. Deeper than the mold coursing through my veins. Deeper than your claws whence they pierced my heart. Deeper than how deep a pool would have to be for you to stand at the bottom and still be underwater. But I must move on... I have another life. Another world. Another... family. And though I would gladly cast them into a volcano of hellfire for another second with your crystalized remains... I cannot. Because I am dead. And that is literally the only thing keeping me from respecting your power a single moment more. Should there be an afterlife, I can only hope that I find myself held safe within your warm, profound, ample embrace.
XOXO,
Ya boy
2021x108 TIM HORTONS vs EVERY AMERICAN FAST FOOD Episode overview
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2021 Júl 06
Tim Hortons is the pride of Canada. So the The World's Greatest Review Channel is here to put their food to the test...
Tim Hortons is the pride of Canada. So the The World's Greatest Review Channel is here to put their food to the test...
2021x109 Markiplier's PRIVATE Lady Dimitrescu Compilation (KEEP OUT!!) Episode overview
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2021 Júl 13
If you have somehow found this video then TURN AROUND RIGHT NOW!! This video is NOT FOR YOUR EYES!! This is a very boring video and actually not a video at all. It's cursed. Like The .. show full overview
If you have somehow found this video then TURN AROUND RIGHT NOW!! This video is NOT FOR YOUR EYES!! This is a very boring video and actually not a video at all. It's cursed. Like The Ring but even worse. If you watch you'll die in 3.5 days. So TWICE AS BAD!! If that's awful to you then YOU WOULD BE CORRECT so GO AWAY!!
This was the last video I recorded while in Canada (that you know of) and it did not go very well. But here it is anyway because I love you. I played Mighty Flinger after I thought that I lost my footage but apparently I didn't. Enjoy!
This was the last video I recorded while in Canada (that you know of) and it did not go very well. But here it is anyway because I love you. I played Mighty Flinger after I thought that I lost my footage but apparently I didn't. Enjoy!
Lunch Lady is more than happy to serve you for lunch! This is typically a multiplayer game so if you’d like to see me ply this with Bob and Wade let me know in the comments!
Lunch Lady is more than happy to serve you for lunch! This is typically a multiplayer game so if you’d like to see me ply this with Bob and Wade let me know in the comments!
Bob, Wade, and I are back with The Forest and we're here to finally finish the fight... or at least take the first steps towards finishing the fight...
Bob, Wade, and I are back with The Forest and we're here to finally finish the fight... or at least take the first steps towards finishing the fight...
2021x133 MY BEST WASH YET | PowerWash Simulator - Part 4 Episode overview
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2021 Aug 20
Today we're gonna tackle the skate park in PowerWash Simulator! I'm really starting to get the hang of this!
Today we're gonna tackle the skate park in PowerWash Simulator! I'm really starting to get the hang of this!
2021x134 I MADE A MISTAKE... | Mind Scanners - Part 3 Episode overview
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2021 Aug 22
It turns out that if you don't pay attention in Mind Scanners you might end up blasting people's personalities out of existence.
It turns out that if you don't pay attention in Mind Scanners you might end up blasting people's personalities out of existence.
2021x135 THE BOTTOM OF THE SINKHOLE | The Forest Episode overview
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2021 Aug 25
We make it to the bottom of the giant pit in the forest. Could we be approaching the end of the game?
We make it to the bottom of the giant pit in the forest. Could we be approaching the end of the game?
Is it... over? Has The Forest finally come to an end? We finally find Bob's son Timmy that he cares about so much but... is he ok? What other secrets are hidden in this facility?
Is it... over? Has The Forest finally come to an end? We finally find Bob's son Timmy that he cares about so much but... is he ok? What other secrets are hidden in this facility?
2021x139 Watching the Scariest Video on YouTube Episode overview
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2021 Sze 01
Also it's the grand debut of the laundroffice which will be our new home.
Also it's the grand debut of the laundroffice which will be our new home.
Why hello there. Quite a few months it's been! In Space With Markiplier is on the way and I can't wait for you to see it. It's been such a treat to work on these bigger projects but also .. show full overview
Why hello there. Quite a few months it's been! In Space With Markiplier is on the way and I can't wait for you to see it. It's been such a treat to work on these bigger projects but also I can't wait to get back home and get back to making regular videos for you guys. It's been quite a whirlwind but it's almost time to come home! Very happy.
2021x159 DON'T GO TO GRANDMA'S HOUSE... | Nocturnal Visit Episode overview
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2021 Okt 08
I'm not here to tell you how to live your life but maybe you don't want to go inside that house...
I'm not here to tell you how to live your life but maybe you don't want to go inside that house...
