Yogscast: Civilization V

Lewis takes Alex under his wing teaching him the ways of CIV V. It's mostly him just telling Alex what to do. Not really teaching, more a list of instructions. But will Alex be able to survive the war like environment that is Lewis Brindley's complete guide to Civ 5 or will he be nuked before his tutorial is complete.

Daltos takes us on a brief detour into the world of biology and spills the tee on women's golf.

Daltos wants to go to war with and annoy everyone, Duncan just wants peace. Teamwork makes the d̶r̶e̶a̶m̶w̶o̶r̶k̶ arguments.

Alex the Rambler, self proclaimed "Epitome of sexy", gushes over Lewis' civilization because it's "spreading". I feel uncomfortable, and now you can too!

The other players are trying to find out what Rythian and Spiff are building, Rythian tries to throw them off the scent with a convincing lie.

Duncan and Daltos, the perfect team. A team built out of friendship and tru- oh wait no, Duncan does not want to be on Daltos' team. 2v2v1v1 anyone?

Lewis and Daltos go to war over what seems to be just them being super sassy. Alex the rambler looks on nervously as Duncan and the Spiffing brit bolster their borders.

Alex negotiates a deal on Lewis' behalf and it turns out just as well as you'd think. Lewis feels threatened by the Spiffing brits science and eyes him up as a potential target. Will Rythian come to support him. Will Lewis be able to destroy the science output of Spiff before he researches nukes and sends him packing.

Peace falls across the war ravaged world, but for how long will it last? Nukes are being produced, but will they be used, What will be the spark to reignite the fires of war? or will choco peace maintain safety and peace between The Spiffing Brit And Lewis. Or are we headed for science wars V2.

We are now post wartime, we reflect back to those brutal times. The war goes by many names, "The Great war", "The Choco canyon bloodbath". Peace can only come after conflict... ALSO Rythian is basically cheating using UI Mods.

Everybody is geared up for all out nuclear war, but who will be the first civilization to drop nukes and is it enough to win?