I want my 90s back. This car takes me there, if only for a moment.

Buell is the motorcycle world's AMC. This machine is from an alternate history America, like the Pontiac Fiero.

Owned by my good friend Neal. Yes, The Real Neal. This is a longer video because Neal has lots of good explanations for why the C3 is the way it is. You'll like this one!

So cute. Bubble Butt. Adorable nose. It's OK to like cars like this. It's OK to like pretty things.

Re re re re re re re uploaded something thing I had to do. Undertale Reference.

Don't drink and drive because if you do, you're part of the problem. It's okay to drink, stand in your bedroom and talk into a microphone. The Chevy Malibu is a car in which you can tell a black-guy joke. It's also a car for people who just want a car and that weird drink where they latch Corona bottle upside down to the glass at an angle. Corona Rita Margarita. Blegh. Everyone, man-up and lean to love Gin Martinis. My contacts itch.

NNGH! HRRGH! *Snorts* UGGS. hut hut HIKE!

Let me tell you about Japan!

Dodge Hellcat: a car for a guy with a huge schlong and no pick-up lines.