PRETTY GOOD

A Saints-Jaguars game from 2003 so statistically unlikely that it probably won't happen again until the 35th century.

In 2008, some people in a message board spent an entire weekend fighting over how many days are in a week. Since then, it has been viewed more than three million times. It is perhaps the dumbest argument in the history of the Internet.

The Bush administration loved "24," the saddest, most violent show network television had ever seen. It was also a quasi-apocalyptic nightmare that reduced America to a cathedral of death worship. That is not coincidental.

High-stakes poker is terrifying. If you're dumb and easily frightened, like Jon, it's even more terrifying.

The 1904 Olympic marathon was a story of fraud, thievery, raw eggs, rat poison, food poisoning, liquor, feral dogs, and at least three separate incidents of near-death. It was the stupidest sporting event of all time.

"Beatdown" isn't the word. Neither are "rout" or "clobbering." The word to describe what Georgia Tech's football team did to Cumberland does not exist, because we've never had to invent it, because nothing like it has happened before or since. On the 100-year anniversary of this game, we proudly present this very special episode of "Pretty Good."