Cool It

In a unique experiment, the Cool It production team took their cameras to the Wilkins home in Reading to make a 'fly on the wall' documentary - and came backwithal4-hour film about a bluebottle. So here's half an hour of comedy, impressions and sketches starring Phil Cool instead.

Phil Says 'Obscurity Knocks ' Phil Cool introduces the show in which you, the viewer, send another act into oblivion for ever, while the losers get a series with HTV. Featuring tonight: The Trinity Sisters - three singing nuns who wear their habits six inches above the knee; and Max Teflon with his incredible impersonations of frying pans. Or failing that, 30 minutes of amazing comedy and impressions ...

We have reminded you about your telephone bill, but our records show that it is still unpaid and we are, therefore, about to disconnect your service. If you have recently paid your bill, please watch the next 30 minutes of impressions and sketches starring Phil Cool. We'll still cut you off. but at least you'll have had a damn good laugh.

Live from the Royal Alfaisal! The show that brings you all the top stars from the world of variety - eating Indian food! Tonight Jimmy Tarbuck has the waiters in hysterics as he attempts to pronounce 'onion bhajia'; top international singing star Dana demolishes a chicken vindaloo and medium nan; and brilliant comedy impressionist, Phil Cool , orders tandoori fish, so that he can pretend to choke on the bone.

The producers wish to make it clear that this programme has nothing to do with Janet Street-Porter , contains absolutely no in-depth interviews with Kylie Minogue and was not shot by a cameraman who finds standing up difficult. However, if you're under 30, you can still watch it - and enjoy the brilliant comedy and impressions of Phil Cool.

The Week's Lost Cause In the last in the series, Phil Cool appears on behalf of the 'Bernard Manning Appeal Fund', the charity set up to buy some appeal for Bernard Manning. Please give generously - or save your money and watch the next 30 minutes of comedy, impressions and sketches instead.