Board as Hell

A whole new season of competition, cooperation, screaming, and storming off the set start here with the chilling tale of Camp Grizzly! It's like Friday the 13th but with more cross-dressing and fewer mommy issues.

Be sure to catch this exciting new episode while you can! After a few weeks we're going to put it back in the Funhaus Vault and only release it every fifteen years in a ridiculously over sized VHS case!

Welcome to the party, pal. Pull up a chair get ready to watch the gang play part 1 of The Nakatomi Heist. Prepare yourself, there will be punching, there will be confusing german accents, & there will be men in tiny shoes.

Yipee ki yay mothereffers, it is time for part 2 of The Nakatomi Heist. Who will be victorious? Who will almost pee themselves?

Friday the what? Who-son Voorhees? A camp with crystals in the lake? Moving pictures projected onto a screen? Sorry, but you sound like an absolute crazy person. I'm sure I have no idea what you are talking about.

Did you guys know that the killer in the first Friday the 13th movie wasn't even Jason? The real killer? I don't know. Mesothelioma? Rickets? What am I a doctor?

Hallucinogens taken in smaller doses have actually been shown to be beneficial for a number of psychological and neurological conditions. Or at least that's what this pulsating maw of eyeballs and sharks teeth that just sprouted from my palm keeps telling me.

We were so poor that we had to get all our Halloween candy at the dollar store. The 2 Musketeers were alright but there oughta be a law against Russ's Pieces.

Jacob's new favorite sex position is call the "Boonta Eve". It's mostly regular missionary except there's two guys crammed into one leather outfit yelling commentary the whole time.