A Slap on Titan

Eren seeks to prove his worth amongst depraved mentors, General Pixis battles low morale and alcoholism, Armin plots and schemes, and the greatest team ever cobbled together by drunks descends into Trost.

The mission to take back Trost hangs in the balance. Eren takes the initiative and fails miserably at life. Meanwhile, Armin discovers pain is useful for motivation, Mikasa fights Titans and incompetent teammates, Pixis gets drunk, and Jean faces off against the scariest Titan yet.

The Battle for Trost reaches fever pitch. Jean seeks to evade the ravenous genital-chomping terror stalking him, as his friends take turns proving their worthlessness in battle. Meanwhile, the Special Squad encounters a massive group of Titans blocking the gate. As unexpected foes and allies come out of the woodwork, it all comes down to Eren to finally prove he can actually, for once in this god damn series, do something useful. Also, the Titan Tenors perform a breathtaking rendition of a certain classic 90’s song. Ready your hearts, ladies. This one’ll make you swoon.

Eren Jaeger finds himself fighting for his life in a military trial where all the odds are seemingly stacked against him. Can he and the Survey Corps find a way out? Or is humanity doomed to die within the walls

Eren Jaeger is taken to a remote castle by the fiercest warriors of humanity, Squad Levi. Along the way, he learns just how insane the Survey Corps is, as demonstrated by Hanji Zoe and Commander Erwin. As usual, his dreams are going to be shattered.

The traumatized cadets of the 104th must make the most important decision of their lives, all while staving off PTSD and sexual inadequacy. Meanwhile, preparations are set for a major operation outside the walls. Will Eren re-unite with his friends? Will Connie ever reach his stripping dreams? Can Commander Erwin convince a single person to join the Survey Corps?

The Survey Corps embarks on Operation Space Rainbow, only to encounter danger at every turn. Between titans, dysfunctional teammates, and a deadly new enemy, it'll take a new hero to see humanity through. A hero named The Crimson King.

Our heroes are trapped beyond the Walls and under attack by a dangerous new Titan. Will the Survey Corps be able to survive? Will Eren Jaeger be able to overcome his insecurities? Will Captain Levi ever stop being a dick?

As the Female Titan bears down on Squad Levi, Eren finds himself facing a difficult choice. Can he trust the squad to put an end to this unstoppable monster? Can Commander Erwin put on a halfway decent puppet show? Is it ever a good idea to insert a flashback during an action scene? No. The answer to all of those questions is no.