Who's The Asshole?

Well, slap our holes and call us daddy. Welcome to the first episode of “Who’s the A**hole?,” featuring the fringe-adorned cowboy of your dreams, Orville Peck. This week, Katya and Orville field Grindr voicemails and spill the tea on their Brad Pitt fantasies, ill-fated dates, bad celebrity crushes, and an airport heartbreak that will leave us all unpacking for weeks. Is young better than old? Are babies a**holes? Do people who wear Crocs need therapy? Who’s to say? Well, they are.

Open wide and come hungry—we’re serving sloppy seconds on Episode 2 of Who’s the A**hole, with special guest Jordan Firstman. This week, Katya and Jordan spar over all the essentials—we’re talking 12-inch death wishes, giving head with condoms (no, like… sometimes it’s necessary), lube-related near-death experiences, and how there literally has never been a funny straight man (ever). Is being gay over? Is Billy Crystal still f*ckable? Are you an a**hole if you pretend you’ve never seen your Starbucks barista on Grindr after ghosting him days ago? There’s only one way to find out...

Thirsty? We got the juice. This week Katya and actress/activist/multi-hyphenate Trace Lysette spill some hot Hollywood tea, and nothing’s off the table—except the bullshit (it’s not in season right now). Katya gets Trace to open up on steamy celebrity hookups, messy blind dates, and outrageous bedroom tales that are not for the faint of hole. From catfish photos to the (one) virtue of straight men on Grindr, Trace gets candid about dating as a trans woman in Hollywood, and we’re here for it. Get those rosaries ready and get on your knees—Katya and Trace are taking us to church.

Gather ’round, hoes, we’re getting into it with the one and only Material Gworl, Saucy Santana. Joining Katya, the two dive deep into some truly heinous tales of hookups, dating, and debauchery. First on the docket, Saucy’s spilling the tea on his time with the Grande Dame of Pop—Madonna. Saucy’s also got stories from the Grindr trenches that’ll make your dad squeal a lil. Forget etiquette—this is the raw, uncut guide to the gay agenda, and Professor Santana is ready to take you to school.