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I know you guys come across people hating for no reason... have you ever wondered who's on the other end of the keyboard?

**The events that took place within this story happened on "The Sims Online" for the pc but gameplay reenactments were done with "The Sims 2" on XBOX. A true story of how I tried to live a life on the internet with my Sim (via The Sims Online) contrary to the one I live IRL.

VLoG #127: The conclusion to the Sims story. Just when you thought things couldn't get any worse... **The events that took place within this story happened on "The Sims Online" for the pc but gameplay reenactments were done with "The Sims 2" on XBOX.

Jacob's YouTube: http://www.youtube.com/user/WiggaTriggaTV Jacob's myspace + updated pics of these shoes: http://www.myspace.com/jacobpatterson sWooZie's music page-- free download: http://www.myspace.com/swooziebeats Email Jacob about the upcoming gaming/customs project that he is working on! email - jmjpatterson@yahoo.com

VLoG #128: I sit down and elaborate on a story that took place between myself and a new hostess when I was working at Hard Rock Hotel.

VLoG #130: Advice covering some of the pitfalls of boy/girl relationships.

Sci-Fi channel- Tuesday March 10th @ 10pm/9c. For those w/o cable, all episodes will be available on www.hulu.com. In game challenges... real life challenges directly inspired by the video games. it's on like Voltron right now!

All Ultimate Gamer episodes are available on the WorldCyberGames Youtube channel or on Scifi.com

VLoG #133: God, Games & Girls are what the vids on my account primarily revolve around. We've covered the last two topics recently but now it's time to break out the thinking caps yo.

VLoG #134: Your average "Laptop Gangster" is just enjoying a casual stroll on the internet when his day is thrown completely off!

WCG Fighter club in New York City. All the hot fighters under one roof// high level play; lets go!

free mp3 download: http://ia331437.us.archive.org/3/items/sfrswooziemix/Sf4swoozieThrowbackRemix.mp3 right click to save.

VLoG #137: Story sharing the events that unfolded around and during my last date.

VLoG #138 Trip back to New York for the WCG US Invitational/Open. 7 of the Ultimate Gamer cast return for a weekend at Samsung Experience Info on DID5 tournament: http://www.dfwgames.net/1/Home/tabid/36/articleType/ArticleView/articleId/40/DFW-Games-Akon-20-Introducing-the-new-AKon-GAMING-Series.aspx Info on Devastation: http://www.devastationevent.com/

VLoG #139: 1st part of the story explaining my last adventure in 'baby-sitting'

VLoG #140: Devastation Tournament- Phoenix, AZ it's going down. Game time DrDogg and I also finish Geometry Wars 2 finals on Deadline mode

Welcome to the cutting room floor ladies and gents

Full Music Video: http://pepsi.yahoo.com/rockband/video/watch/?v=5HGPq2iCd MTV/Rock Band is giving away a MoonMan for the first time to a consumer at the 2009 VMA awards. The Ultimate Gamer cast threw a lil somethin down while we were in LA for E3. Rock Band/Pepsi/MTV will select the top 5 most creative videos and then it is up to the people at home to vote for the winner. (That's where you'll come in)

The totally uncensored version of: Boy meets girl at airport. Girl turns out to be a model. Model and boy find themselves on the same flight. Shenanigans ensue at 40,000 feet.

Not gonna let the MTV video gallery (that went down) have all the fun. Here is all the animation for those who didn't get a chance to see the video

^_^ really not in a bad mood about my day because trust me... things could ALWAYS be worse. Unless your video gets taken off of YouTube. Almost nothing is worse than that *sniffle*

Time to expose Five Guys. (Jokingly) Blowing the lid off of their whole operation! :)

Sharing one of many stories of an encounter where a girl that I'm friends with sends "questionable" messages through her actions. Que the shenanigans. (VLoG #144)

VLoG #145: WCG National Finals held at the New York Anime Festival. Three days of cosplay, professional gaming and anime!

VLoG #146: My man ReyArt aka SpeedBrkr created SF4 Mega Man sprites- Video documenting the creation of the Ryu wood sculpture. View all of them here: http://forums.shoryuken.com/showthread.php?t=209424 Sprite Graph creator: http://www.edsalisbury.net/projects/perlerpal/ Music from: Super Street Fighter 2 HD Remix Ryu Stage "Interpretation" by: Malcos ♫Free Download: http://tiny.cc/sf2hdr Malcos Myspace: http://www.myspace.com/themalcos

Shortened version of VLoG #114 with inserted (previously unseen) footage. More Wendy very soon.

VLoG #148: Quick dating tips for you highly skilled gamers :) 1: Don't ever make the game more important than your guy or girl friend (unless there is a tournament coming up then girl, you gotta understand I need to practice) 2: Understand its a hobby, give it a certain space & a certain time. Don't let it rule your life. 3. Find as many co-op games as humanly possible 4. Delivery does play a factor. Looking decent and smelling decent doesn't hurt. 5. We know you play online. If you have a bad game, don't take it out on your bf/gf 6. Don't use gaming as an excuse NOT to do something. ESPECIALLY if you said you'd do it. 7. Be goal oriented. Many people find 'drive' very attractive. I'm jus sayin. 8. Keep up w/ current events. Everyone loves a good conversation. You don't want to be so wrapped up in gaming that you come across oblivious to the outside world. 9. On the topic of conversation. Make sure not to keep it one sided. Ask questions. 10. Just because you got the guy or girl, doesn't mean that you stop doing all the things that you did to GET that guy/or girl 11. Moderation is key. If you're a big sports buff, gaming buff etc. if you're mate isn't as into your passion as you are- make sure not to keep forcing it into conversation

Glitch Online store: http://www.glitchgear.com/gamer_gear/index.php?option=com_virtuemart&page=shop.browse&category_id=9&Itemid=30 [for the record, I was kidding about the crate falling off the truck- shirts arent stolen lol] You have from now until next Friday (midnight pacific time on December 4th) to get your name in the drawing for free glitch swag. Just tweet: You need to subscribe to sWooZie's YouTube channel ASAP! www.youtube.com/swoozie06 #swoozie or Somebody buy me a T-shirt from www.glitchgear.com! #glitchgear Each twitter update = your name in the hat. Only Twitter rules are that you can't post both the swoozie and glitch post on the same day / also only two posts per person. For those of you who are anti-twitter or just don't have a twitter account- make a video response and attach it to this video (2 mins or less) telling me about the first video of mine you saw/how you stumbled across the first video of mine. If you make a video, your name goes in the hat twice. Game ON!

Around 710 names in the hat; time to pull some names and it's time to give away some swag. All shirts are available at www.glitchgear.com music by Dj Xyanyde (www.myspace.com/djxyanyde)

VLoG #149: Sharing the events that unfolded leading up to me meeting the Victoria's Secret model... Adriana Lima while at work.