Today we learn how to beat Zelda OOT with just one DEEKU nut. Note from Max: Please help, I’m in Ted’s basement. QOTD 1: What is the story we tell that you don’t mind hearing us repeat? QOTD 2: How tall, across all games, do you believe adult link to be?

The 3 goddesses: Radditz, Vegeta, and Nappa wish Grimace a happy Birthday QOTD: What would you say if you were Link running away from Saria?

A friendly reminder to not set your alarm to a song you love. Mommy? Sorry. QOTD 1: What is the weird way you pronounce something form a video game? QOTD 2: Which piece of the Triforce are the 3 of us?

This episode introduces Jirard The Completionish: If he remembers to do it, he might do it. QOTD: Do you think fat people have enough problems without fit people talking shit?

In today’s episode, the TL;DR Owl explains the overall narrative of Kingdom Hearts.

Envision with us a time and zone we’d be in if we got LeVar Burton on the show.

Don’t get salt on us. QOTD 1: Is Ted okay? QOTD 2: What is the deal with these fairies?

We’ve got a real nice set of polygons for you.

Dang! Look how old we are.

Jirard gets canceled again because he loves Harry Potter. Absolutely adores it, nothing floats his boat more than Harry Potter, not even the dead sea.

The Beard Bros were really the quiet kids at camp who hid their missing nut from xXTwitterXx.

Go see Jirard’s live show where we learn about his lore. QOTD: If you're in school or were recently in school or high school, what was widely acceptable amongst peers to ostracize and/or belittle be it subgroup or activity (of harmless nature)?

Do we go forward in time, back in time, or through time? We still don’t know.

So now, in episode 7, we have finally reached the Forest Temple.

The episode is afflicted with a disease, and that disease is Sickle Cell Anemia. And there are many, many Vines. Go watch a Vine compilation today.

We are like a Swedish train television show. We say stuff while you’re on a ride.

Are we human? Do we eat beans? Are we the bean eating aliens?

BSMR is music for your little ears. We provide for our birds.

On a scale from 0 to Fire Temple, what’s your temperature on the word Vulvgina? QOTD: How do you run at the airport?

What fictional character that you enjoy would you actually like to be?

This episode is brought to you by fairies with polygons that just won't quit.

We’ve got fries on it.

If you were in Ghostbusters in any form, please reach out to Brett. QOTD: Influencers/mutuals only - Do you wear brand deal undies?

Welcome ladies and gentlemen to the world of censorshit. Is this episode stupid? Yes. QOTD: Do you or have you ever high five(d) your friend(s) while watching pornography?

Where did we come from, where do we go?

Do we know anything about Sonic?

QOTD: Who’s another free dogpile target? (e.g. Nickelback, M. Night)

We lost some episodes and we’re sad but we’re running it back again. QOTD: Who is cooler than the Beard Bros? Tweet your answer to @facianea

If you've ever wondered about a world where escorts were brand sponsored, you've come to the right place. QOTD: Were you a skeleton kid?

We discuss how multiple alike superheroes should or could be referred to differently. QOTD: What would make you rise like the mummy in this episode did?

Why the heck are they called Keese? QOTD: What video game shows a food icon or item so delectable that you want to eat it although you’ve never wanted that irl?

The Callery Pear trees just don't have an ideal scent.

O Jirard lobe da biggoron quest.