SEC Roll Call

It’s the offseason—but that doesn’t mean the drama stops. In this SEC Roll Call episode, each football team sits down for a mandatory check-in with their basketball counterpart. Some are riding high (looking at you, Florida). Others are coping (hello, Auburn). And a few… well, let’s just say Starkville’s got two Walmarts and not much else to offer. Featuring cameos from transfer portal anxiety, checkbook coaching hires, and emotional support squirrels, this is your postseason roundup of everything SEC basketball—told by the real stars of the show: their football teams.

With another season of SEC football around the corner, the teams take turns pitching their bandwagon directly to you from the comfort of your own living room (which looks suspiciously similar to the set of Hoot'n & Holler'n). Did the bright and shiny diamonds of Georgia's championship rings say everything you needed to hear? Do you have the endurance to handle a roller coaster Tennessee season? Is Alabama...ok?