Oh man. No moment in this series could ever top the look of genuine confusion and concern on Elyse's face when our special guest enters to room.

The only In-N-Out secret menu item I want is an order of fries that leaves off the two dozen Californian bros trying to convince me that they're edible.

Odds are that someday two of Ryan's sperm bank babies are going meet, bang, and reproduce, creating a child of unparalleled wisdom and beauty. But will they be humanity's savior? Or its downfall? Only Shai-Hulud knows.

My family didn't believe in therapy. We solved our disputes the old fashioned way: by filling each others ears with leperous distillments of cursed hebona.