Fractured Flickers

Segments include: A bullfight. A seemingly glamorous model for a shaving razor turns out to be a bearded woman. The 39 Stoops -- an early take on The 39 Steps. An interview with Rose Marie. Tarfoot of the Apes -- a take on Tarzan of the Apes starring Elmo Lincoln. Pre-vues of Coming Attractions: Route 56 -- an out-of-control car runs down almost everything.

An updating of "Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde" and "Drop Kick," with John Barrymore and Richard Barthelmess. Singer Fabian is interviewed by host Hans Conried.

Rudolph Valentino plays a traveling salesman in a spoof of "Blood and Sand." Guest is Gypsy Rose Lee.

Updated versions of "On the Night Stage," with William S. Hart and "Ella Cinders," with Colleen Moore. Allan Sherman is the guest.

Segments include: The Cut Away (A Creep in the Deep), Hands Across the Fee, Dinky Dunstan- Boy Cheerleader, The Adventures of Harry and Ozziet. Annette Funicello is interviewed by host Hans Conried.

Spoofs of Buster Keaton's "Cops" and "Young April," with Joseph Schildkraut. Edward Everett Horton is the guest.

Douglas Fairbanks in "The Mark of Zorro"; Billy Bevan in "Giddyap." Guest Paula Prentiss is interviewed.

Films spoofed: Peter Lorre in "M." and "The Phantom Foe." Host Hans Conried interviews Sebastian Cabot.

Stan Laurel and Jimmy Finlayson in "The Soilers," a parody of Dustin Farnum's "The Spoilers." Also: a scene from "The Blue Angel," with Marlene Deitrich. Hans Conried interviews Roddy McDowell. McDowall reappears briefly after the following flicker, the only guest to reappear.

Take-offs on "Never Too Late," starring Francis X. Bushman and "Would You Believe It?" an English comedy. Guest: soprano Vivian Della Chiesa.

A spoof of "The Americano" has Douglas Fairbanks playing a crafty accountant. Some scenes from Mack Sennet's "The Hollywood Kid"; "Splash Yourself," with Bobby Vernon. Also: actress Connie Stevens.

Take-offs on "Headin' Home," Babe Ruth's only dramatic venture; and "The Paleface," "The Lost World" and "Steamboat Bill Jr.," starring Buster Keaton. Guest: Rod Serling.

Tom Mix has a romance with an Eastern girl in "The Real Thing in Cowboys." Scenes from "The Boat," with Buster Keaton, and "Dr. Pycle and Mr. Pride," starring Stan Laurel. Connie Hines is interviewed by the series host Hans Conried.

Erich von Stroheim in "The Great Gabbo," "Under Secret Orders," "Muddled in Mud" and "Cops." Guest: Cesar Romero.

Scenes from "Harvest Hands," with Charlie Chase and "Dr. Pyckle and Mr. Pride," starring Stan Laurel. Diana Dors is interviewed by host Hans Conried.

Excerpts from "Close Shave," "The Jolly Jilter," "The Goat" and "The Adventurous Miss Ryan." Bullwinkle J. Moose (as a hand puppet) is interviewed by host Hans Conried.

Scenes from "The Voice of Hollywood," "Would You Believe It?" and "The Attack on the Mill." Also: actress Deborah Walley.

Noah Beery in "Flesh and Blood"; "Steamboat Bill," with Buster Keaton; "The Vortex" (Ivor Novello); "The Attack on the Mill"; and old newsreels of Billy Sunday. Paul Lynde is interviewed.

Our host introduces "Jay Ward Prevues" and other wacky clips; and he hands over his entire paycheck to Anna Marie Alberghetti.

Peter Lorre in "M."; "The Old Gin Bottle"; "The Drug Clerk," with Ben Turpin; "All Lit Up"; and "The Charge of the Light Brigade." Hans Conried interviews actress Ruta Lee.

The story of a man who refused to stay bald is fractured from "Master Mystery" and "Steamboat Bill Jr."; Harry Langdon appears in "Boobs in the Woods"; a Texan psychiatrist meets a lady rustler in "Shifting Sands," with Gloria Swanson; scenes from "Time Flik" are seen; Barbara Eden is interviewed by series host Hans Conried.

Carole Lombard in "The Hollywood Kid"; "Fire Away," with Al St. John; and "Dr. Pyckle and Mr. Pride." Bob Denver talks with Hans Conried the host of the program.

Helen Gardner in the 1912 "Cleopatra"; film clips of fun in Hawaii; how to be a woman police officer. Guest: comedienne Pat Carroll.

Take-offs on "Boy, Oh Boy," "The Magic Act" and "Slides and Glides." Guest: comedian Bob Newhart.

Douglas Fairbanks in "His Picture in the Papers"; "L'Atlantide"; and "Voice of Hollywood." Actress Ursula Andress is interviewed by series host Hans Conried.

Scenes from "Nose for News," with Joe Cook; "Jolly Jilter" (Ben Turpin); "Know Thy Fellow Man"; "The Right Bed," starring Edward Everett Horton; and "Battling Orioles." Zsa Zsa Gabor is interviewed by Hans Conried, the host of the series.