Board Game Club

The first rule of Board Game Club is "needlessly complicated".

The first rule of Board Game Club is "treat every day like Christmas".

The first rule of Board Game Club is "don't get served the ball if any part of your head, body or feet is in the opponent's half, excluding the half way line, and any part of that head, body or feet is nearer to the opponent's goal line than both the ball and the second-last opponent".

The first rule of Board Game Club is "that fear is the mind killer".

The first rule of Board Game Club is "if this is your first Board Game Club, you have to fight". (Surprised its taken us so long to get here, to be honest.)

The first rule of Board Game Club is "subject to rule F26, a jockey must be seen to ask their horse for timely, real and substantial efforts to achieve the best possible position and take all other reasonable and permissible measures throughout the race to ensure that the horse is given a full opportunity to achieve the best possible position".

The first rule of Board Game Club is "no throwing plates".

The first rule of Board Game Club is "you can't be tried for the same crime twice".

The first rule of Board Game Club is "you get a strict two-term limit".

The first rule of Board Game Club is "laugh hard, run fast, be kind".

The first rule of Board Game Club is "protected by the 1st amdendment".

The first rule of Board Game Club is "you stay until the job is done".

The first rule of Board Game Club is "legally distinct from any property owned by the Disney Corporation. Heigh Ho."

The first rule of Board Game Club is "no refunds".

The first rule of Board Game Club is "heroes never die".

The first rule of Board Game Club is "der Kampf ist noch nicht vorbei."

The first rule of Board Game Club is "snake me once, shame on you. Snake me twice, shame on snake."

The first rule of Board Game Club is "dash dot dot dot dot dash dot dot dot dash dot dot dot dash dot".

The first rule of Board Game Club is "that, you get? THAT you get?".

The first rule of Board Game Club is "grab a friend, that's your second - your lieutenant when there's reckoning to be reckoned".

The first rule of Board Game Club is "a bollocks lie told by a bollocks liar".

The first rule of Board Game Club is "balderdash".

The first rule of Board Game Club is "yes please".

The first rule of Board Game Club is "3 parts rooting to 1 part tooting".

The first rule of Board Game Club is "follow the guidance, unless the guidance doesn't make any godd*** sense, in which case just don't be a d***".

The first rule of Board Game Club is "Adam's always evil. Except actually, statistically most of the time he isn't, so apologize".

The first rules of Board Game Club are "as numerous as the hit singles from popular Australian band Crowded House".

The first rule of Board Game Club is "it's always better in person".

The first rule of Board Game Club is "coming soon".

The first rule of Board Game Club is "BX 4 4 4 life".

The first rule of Board Game Club is "be careful what you wish for".

The first rule of Board Game Club is "this is the end".

The first rule of Board Game Club is "a New Hope".

The first rules of Board Game Club "aft gang aglay".

The first rule of Board Game Club is "always rerack your dumbbells when you've finished making those sweet gains".

The first rule of Board Game Club is "trust in me".

The first rule of Board Game Club is "the ground is that way".

The first rule of Board Game Club is "on Tuesdays we wear... board games."

The first rule of Board Game Club is "actually, a toad".

The first rule of Board Game Club is "don't be afraid of the dark, be afraid of what's in the dark".

The first rule of Board Game Club is "just one day away from retirement".

The first rule of Board Game Club is "oh... oh... oh, no".

Part 2 of the 11/9/2021 NEMESIS game.

The first rule of Board Game Club is "animals are friends, not food".

The first rule of Board Game Club is "forgiveness is divine, but never pay full price for late pizza".

The first rule of Board Game Club is "do not call up that which you cannot put down".

The first rule of Board Game Club is "(screw it, I'm doing the whole thing) I must not fear. Fear is the mind-killer. Fear is the little-death that brings total obliteration. I will face my fear. I will permit it to pass over me and through me. And when it has gone past I will turn the inner eye to see its path. Where the fear has gone there will be nothing. Only I will remain. (that rules)".

The first rule of Board Game Club is "... I forgot it, Jake".

The first rule of Board Game Club is "you will soon hear of me and my funny little games".

The first rule of Board Game Club is "bustin' makes us feel good".