Martin Sargent: Web Drifter

The Virtual Sex Machine (1x20)

Air date: Feb 19, 2008

ric White couldn't find any loving. So he invented a machine that would do it for him. Smack dab in the middle of Amish country... They say necessity is the mother of invention, so when Eric White needed to get laid but couldn't find any women to oblige him, he invented a machine that would satisfy his needs. And brother, Eric's Virtual Sex Machine http://www.virtualsexmachine.com is a true marvel of modern engineering. Plug it into your computer, put in a DVD, and whatever the girl does on the screen is perfectly replicated in the machine (with you inside it). And the best part? Eric's headquarters are right smack dab in the middle of Amish Country. How's that for juxtaposition? Maybe Eric and his machine are the reason they shun electricity...