This One Goes Out to All the Buttholes with Trixie and Katya (2026x8)
Air date: Feb 24, 2026
I am the ring that no laurels adorn,
A puckered little star at the edge of the form.
No medals are pinned to my tireless skin,
Yet I toil and labor each day, all from within.
Through tempests of spice and fast food you regret,
The burdens the rest of the body forgets.
I clench through trials both noble and dire,
An unsung sentinel forged in fire.
But even the steadfast may weary and ache,
May whisper, “Dear world, give me one gentle break”.
A balm, a rest, a moment of grace,
For I too am part of this curious place.
Through trials and toil, both small and bold,
One should never overlook, even the smallest of holes.
I have found a truth both simple and fair:
Even the lowliest ring merits tenderness and care.
