Undateable

Hour 1 (1x1)

Air date: May 10, 2010

Do you frequently adjust your junk in public? Well, keep doing it and you'll be the only person who ever touches it. Hour 1 addresses offenses such as sporting a mandana, ordering wine at a stadium or wearing cell phones on your waist. The kind of things that may not seem bad to you, but to a woman they are an early sign of trouble. They are signals to women everywhere that the cheesy vanity plates on your car probably read "UNDATEABLE"!