Celebrity Deathmatch

Assamania 1 (4x18)

Air date: Oct 20, 2002

This episode is called ""Assamania 1"" for some reason... Nick wanted to get more people to watch CDM if he did some ""Jackass"" tricks, like swallowing a fish whole, or spraying mace into his face... here's the fight summary: 1 - Queen Latifah vs LL Cool J - Lameass vs Badass After LL Cool J calls Queen Latifah a comedian-wannabe, she gets pissed and cuts off LL's hands with a spring from a chair, next she swings the spring, wrapping it around LL's body and with a final pull, his body is torn up. 2 - Pink vs Mandy Moore - Hardass vs Candyass Pink fools Mandy so her temporary bloodlust disappears, and then, by using Mandy's sharpened candy stick, she impales Mandy's head, and with a final blow in the straw, Mandy's brains (and some organs) flies out. 3 - Johnny Knoxville vs Ben Stein - Jackass vs Smartass Ben Stein brought a rabid donkey into the ring, and as it was about to kill Johnny Knoxville, the Jackass leader started talking to the donkey, which turns around and stomps Ben Stein