Transcript from the unconditional surrender of German forces, Berlin, 1945:
AMERICA: "Now Germany, do you promise never to try and take over the world again?"
GERMANY: (sheepishly) "Yeeesss. Ve are sorry."
AMERICA: "Well, that's what you said last time too."
GERMANY: "No no! Ve really mean it zis time. Ve promise."
AMERICA: "Alright then. Off to bed with you."
GERMANY: "Em... vat are you going to do vis zose atomic bombs?"
AMERICA: "We'll think of something. Don't forget to brush your teeth."
