Guy Fieri's former stylist once made the mistake of bleaching his entire goatee instead of just the middle chunk. Guy dipped him in beer-batter, tossed him in the deep fryer, and served him with "Off-da-Hook Side-Winder Chili Fries" and a side of "Wow-sabi Cream"!
Love, peace, and taco grease, a-holes!
