* Opening titles
* Posh Couple – dinner
* Laughing Man – Pub
* Don & George – Not selling anything
* 'Packed lunch' (song)
* Don & George – Not selling anything
* On The Lavatory with Frank Hovis – Lip salve
* Laughing Man – Pub
* Adverts
* Bert Bastard – Mobility scooter
* Thick game show hostess
* Nice Family – The Facts of Life
* Surgeons – Left-overs operation
* Laughing Man
* Lady Camilla
* Closing credits
