* Opening titles
* Disease of the Week – Thrumble Nose
* Don & George – Don returns from London
* Tour Guide
* What do fish talk about?
* Billy – Football
* Adverts
* Macglashan – Inventions
* Army – Antique furniture
* Macglashan – World Cup Draws
* Little Girl – Telephone
* Macglashan – Joke
* Adverts
* Macglashan – Scottish Frogs
* 'Sensible Hair' (song)
* Hair for Mice
* Airport – Tour Guide
* Airport – The Commissionaire
* Airport – Macglashan
* Squash changing rooms – Tour Guide
* Squash changing rooms – Lawyers with long names
* Closing credits
