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May 01
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May 02
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House
Changes (7x20)
Changes (7x20)
The team takes on the case of a lottery winner (Donal Logue) suffering from paralysis and multiple types of cancer, and they must figure out if it his new millionaire lifestyle that is making him sick. Meanwhile, Cuddy's mother threatens to sue the hospital over her treatment, and Foreman and Chase make a bet over who is repressing the uglier side of their personality more.
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How I Met Your Mother
The Perfect Cocktail (6x22)
The Perfect Cocktail (6x22)
When Marshall and Barney argue over the destruction of the Arcadian Hotel, Robin and Lily try to mix the right combination of cocktails that will force them to make up. Meanwhile, Ted plans a romantic weekend away with Zoey.
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May 03
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Glee
Rumours (2x19)
Rumours (2x19)
Sue Sylvester revives the school newspaper and decides to print a few inflammatory blind items. The glee club gains a whole new respect for Sam when they discover some interesting new information about his family life. Meanwhile, April Rhodes (guest star Chenoweth) returns to Lima and tries to convince Mr. Schuester to hit the road with her.
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May 04
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Modern Family
Mother's Day (2x21)
Mother's Day (2x21)
Claire and Gloria's Mother's Day excursion with the kids turns into the mother of all disasters. Meanwhile, Phil and Jay share an awkward moment when they stay home to prepare dinner for everyone. Cameron worries about gender roles in his relationship with Mitchell.
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South Park
Funnybot (15x2)
Funnybot (15x2)
At the school's first annual Comedy Awards, Jimmy announces that the Germans are the least funny people in the world. Germany is highly insulted. They vow that retaliation toward the kids at South Park Elementary will be swift and brutal.
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May 05
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Community
A Fistful of Paintballs (1) (2x23)
A Fistful of Paintballs (1) (2x23)
As the Greendale student body enjoys their year-end picnic, Dean Pelton announces plans for a small, quick, safe game of paintball. As the game heats up, alliances are formed - and broken - and friendships are put to the test. When a mysterious and threatening figure emerges on the Greendale campus, it becomes apparent that this is no ordinary game of paintball.
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Grey's Anatomy
White Wedding (7x20)
White Wedding (7x20)
As Callie and Arizona's wedding approaches, the couple quickly realize that the day they've been looking forward to is not turning out the way they'd envisioned. Meanwhile Alex continues to make the other residents jealous as he appears to be the top contender for Chief Resident, Meredith and Derek make a decision that will change their lives forever, and Dr. Perkins presents Teddy with a very tempting proposition.
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The Big Bang Theory
The Wildebeest Implementation (4x22)
The Wildebeest Implementation (4x22)
Raj attempts to cure his social anxiety disorder while Penny uses Bernadette to spy on Leonard and his girlfriend.
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The Vampire Diaries
The Sun Also Rises (2x21)
The Sun Also Rises (2x21)
Despite an unanticipated act of courage, events spin out of control in a frightening way.
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May 06
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Fringe
The Day We Died (3x22)
The Day We Died (3x22)
As the thrilling third season propels to a climactic close, questions will be answered as Peter confronts his destiny and a beloved team member meets an untimely demise.
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Supernatural
The Man Who Would Be King (6x20)
The Man Who Would Be King (6x20)
Castiel tells Sam, Dean and Bobby about the war in Heaven and how he and Raphael became enemies. Bobby believes Castiel is hiding something, but Dean refuses to believe it.
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May 07
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May 08
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Family Guy
The Big Bang Theory (9x16)
The Big Bang Theory (9x16)
Stewie and Brian go back in time to stop Bertram from killing Leonardo da Vinci.
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Game of Thrones
Cripples, Bastards, and Broken Things (1x4)
Cripples, Bastards, and Broken Things (1x4)
Ned probes Arryn's death; Jon takes measures to protect Sam; Tyrion is caught in the wrong place.
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May 09
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House
The Fix (7x21)
The Fix (7x21)
After losing a bet with Wilson over a boxing match, House is convinced that his fighter has an underlying medical condition that cost him the fight. While he tries to prove it, he leaves his team alone to help a bomb scientist who suffered a seizure. Meanwhile, House may be experimenting with a new drug to help his leg pain.
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How I Met Your Mother
Landmarks (6x23)
Landmarks (6x23)
When Ted is faced with an important decision that might affect his future with Zoey, the gang expresses their true feelings about her.
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May 10
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Glee
Prom Queen (2x20)
Prom Queen (2x20)
When the entertainment for prom falls through, Principal Figgins asks New Directions to perform at the dance much to prom coordinator Sue’s dismay. Things get heated as the competition for prom king and queen draws closer, and Jessie St. James returns.
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May 11
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Modern Family
Good Cop, Bad Dog (2x22)
Good Cop, Bad Dog (2x22)
Jay advises a dog trainer, while Phil and Claire switch parenting duties to the kids' chagrin. Mitchell has an extra Lady Gaga ticket when Cameron ends up sick.
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South Park
Royal Pudding (15x3)
Royal Pudding (15x3)
The Prince of Canada is about to take a Princess and Ike is obsessed with the Royal Wedding.
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May 12
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Community
For a Few Paintballs More (2) (2x24)
For a Few Paintballs More (2) (2x24)
As the Greendale year-end paintball extravaganza continues, the game takes a dramatic turn with new intruders arriving on the scene. The study group realizes they must unite to defeat the enemy despite disagreements about strategy.
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Grey's Anatomy
I Will Survive (7x21)
I Will Survive (7x21)
Personal and work pressures are adding up and have Meredith visibly on edge, Owen conducts formal interviews for the Chief Resident position, Cristina grows increasingly defiant, Alex and Lucy's undefined relationship gets tested, and Jackson suddenly backs out of the Webber's diabetes trial.
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The Big Bang Theory
The Engagement Reaction (4x23)
The Engagement Reaction (4x23)
When Howard finally breaks the news to his mom that he's engaged to Bernadette, it lands her in the hospital.
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The Vampire Diaries
As I Lay Dying (2x22)
As I Lay Dying (2x22)
Lives hang in the balance as the consequences of the sacrifice ritual play out.
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May 13
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May 15
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Family Guy
Foreign Affairs (9x17)
Foreign Affairs (9x17)
Bonnie and Lois take a little trip to Paris, but Bonnie crosses the line in the City of Love.
Meanwhile, Peter home schools Chris and Meg using some unorthodox teaching methods.
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Game of Thrones
The Wolf and the Lion (1x5)
The Wolf and the Lion (1x5)
Ned refuses an order from the King; Tyrion escapes one perilous encounter, only to find himself in another.
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May 16
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House
After Hours (7x22)
After Hours (7x22)
When House discovers that the experimental drug he's been using causes fatal tumors, he decides to attempt to excise them himself. However, he can't complete the surgery and ends up needing Cuddy's help. Meanwhile, Thirteen's friend from prison (Amy Landecker), a relapsed drug user, arrives at her apartment needing medical care after being stabbed. With her friend unwilling to go to the hospital, Thirteen enlists Chase's assistance when the friend loses sensation and movement in her arm. Also, Taub receives some unexpected news that could change his life.
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How I Met Your Mother
Challenge Accepted (6x24)
Challenge Accepted (6x24)
Robin and Barney bond when they intervene in Ted's relationship, and Marshall and Lily watch a ticking clock as he fears that he soon will be the victim of food poisoning.
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May 17
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May 18
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Modern Family
See You Next Fall (2x23)
See You Next Fall (2x23)
With the whole family gathered at Jay's before going to Alex's middle school graduation, Jay is hiding a botox mishap, Cameron is upset about Mitchell's habit of laughing at his expense, and Phil tries sympathetic and critical of Claire's worries over the kids growing up too fast that they might miss Alex's big moment.
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South Park
T.M.I. (15x4)
T.M.I. (15x4)
Cartman is furious when he believes that the school has posted their penis sizes on the bulletin board. He throws an absolute fit; takes matters into his own hands and once again finds himself in the principal's office. This time he gets sent to anger management therapy.
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May 19
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Grey's Anatomy
Unaccompanied Minor (7x22)
Unaccompanied Minor (7x22)
News of Meredith's dishonesty in the clinical trial comes to light, leading to unanticipated consequences for her and others; Cristina finds herself in a compromising situation, which forces her to decide between her career and her relationship; Owen posts his decision for Chief Resident, and Teddy makes a surprising choice regarding her love life -- and her future.
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The Big Bang Theory
The Roommate Transmogrification (4x24)
The Roommate Transmogrification (4x24)
When Bernadette receives her PhD, Wolowitz feels emasculated. Raj and Leonard swap apartments and Penny does something she regrets.
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May 20
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Supernatural
Let It Bleed (6x21)
Let It Bleed (6x21)
A demon kidnaps Ben and Lisa to get to Dean. Sam and Dean are forced to join with an unlikely ally to free them.
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Supernatural
The Man Who Knew Too Much (6x22)
The Man Who Knew Too Much (6x22)
The wall comes down in Sam’s head and all hell breaks loose. Dean and Bobby are, for once, at a total loss on how to help him and are forced to stand by and do nothing while Sam breaks. The battle for heaven comes to a head.
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May 21
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May 22
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Family Guy
It's a Trap! (9x18)
It's a Trap! (9x18)
In this spectacular and offensively uproarious final chapter, Luke Skywalker and Princess Leia must travel to Tatooine to free Han Solo by infiltrating the wretched stronghold of Jabba the Hutt, the galaxy's most loathsome and dreadful gangster. Reunited, the Rebels team up with a tribe of Ewoks to combat the Imperial forces on the forest moon of Endor. Meanwhile the Emperor and Darth Vader conspire to turn Luke to the dark side, and young Skywalker is determined to rekindle the spirit of the Jedi within his father. The Galactic Civil War has never been more outrageous, as the Rebel forces gather to attack the seemingly defenseless and incomplete second Death Star in the battle that will determine the fate of the galaxy.
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Game of Thrones
A Golden Crown (1x6)
A Golden Crown (1x6)
Ned makes a controversial decree; Tyrion confesses to his 'crimes'; Viserys receives final payment for Daenerys.
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May 23
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House
Moving On (7x23)
Moving On (7x23)
The team treats a performance artist (Shohreh Aghdashloo) who deliberately made herself ill with the aim of turning the diagnostics department into her new masterpiece, as House must decide which of her symptoms are real, and which are self-inflicted. As the case progresses, House vows to make changes in his life, but remains rooted in old habits. After the case is over, House finally deals with his anger over the breakup and lashes out by driving through Cuddy's dining room and escaping to a beach.
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May 24
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May 25
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Modern Family
The One That Got Away (2x24)
The One That Got Away (2x24)
Jay wants to go fishing on his birthday, but the family insists he have a big party, leading Claire and Mitchell to get trapped in their childhood yard, Phil encounters his college nemesis at the mall and Cameron to have trouble at the bakery.
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South Park
Crack Baby Athletic Association (15x5)
Crack Baby Athletic Association (15x5)
Cartman has a new protege. He's found someone who is smart, ambitious and willing to look the other way in order to get to the top.
Kyle is brought in on the ground floor of Cartman's latest business venture, the Crack Baby Athletic Adventure.
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