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Feb 28
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Mar 01
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How I Met Your Mother
Hooked (5x16)
Hooked (5x16)
When the gang tries to convince Ted that he is being strung along by Tiffany, they reflect about relationships where each of them has been in the same situation.
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The Big Bang Theory
The Excelsior Acquisition (3x16)
The Excelsior Acquisition (3x16)
Sheldon winds up in traffic court when he gets a ticket because of Penny.
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Mar 02
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Mar 03
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Modern Family
Fears (1x16)
Fears (1x16)
Phil and Luke go into crawlspace under the house, Hayley takes her drivers test, Manny tries to get over his fear of roller coasters and Lily says "Mommy" which upsets Cameron and Mitchell.
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Mar 04
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Community
Physical Education (1x17)
Physical Education (1x17)
Jeff shows a little leg in billiards class when he's forced to wear the Greendale PE uniform, while the gang tries to help Abed get a girl.
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Grey's Anatomy
Perfect Little Accident (6x16)
Perfect Little Accident (6x16)
When famous surgeon Dr. Harper Avery is rushed to Seattle Grace-Mercy West, the staff is surprised to discover that one of their own is related to this legend, and his unorthodox request for his surgery causes tensions t between Derek and Richard. Meanwhile Callie and Arizona try to help Teddy and Sloan move on from their pasts and find greener pastures.
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Mar 05
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Mar 06
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Mar 07
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Mar 08
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House
Private Lives (6x14)
Private Lives (6x14)
House and the team take on the case of an avid blogger admitted with sudden bruising and bleeding. From her hospital bed, the patient blogs about her symptoms, doctors and prospective diagnoses to her dedicated band of followers and solicits their advice on a course of treatment. Such openness leads the team to contemplate the value of privacy, especially after House and Wilson uncover secrets from one another 's past. Meanwhile, Chase is coaxed into testing out the dating scene.
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How I Met Your Mother
Of Course (5x17)
Of Course (5x17)
When Robin confesses that she is still angry with Barney for the way he handled their break-up, she enlists the help of Anita, a self-help author who plans to beat Barney at his own game.
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The Big Bang Theory
The Precious Fragmentation (3x17)
The Precious Fragmentation (3x17)
When the guys find a ring from "The Lord of the Rings" at a garage sale, it threatens to tear them apart.
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Mar 09
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Mar 10
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Mar 11
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Community
Basic Genealogy (1x18)
Basic Genealogy (1x18)
It's family day at Greendale Community College and the gang's families come to campus to join in on the fun.
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Grey's Anatomy
Push (6x17)
Push (6x17)
A patient who needs an extremely difficult surgery comes to Seattle Grace, and it's Richard and Owen who vie for the opportunity to tackle it. But the decision lies in the hands of Derek, who deems that Owen should take on the surgery, leaving Richard bitter. Meanwhile, Bailey deals with her own personal struggles when she nervously prepares for another date with Ben.
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Mar 12
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Mar 13
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Mar 14
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Family Guy
Go, Stewie, Go! (8x13)
Go, Stewie, Go! (8x13)
Stewie cross-dresses in order to star in the American version of Jolly Farm Revue. Meanwhile, Peter makes Lois feel bad about her age.
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Mar 15
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House
Black Hole (6x15)
Black Hole (6x15)
The team takes on the case of a high school senior who inexplicably blacks out during a class field trip. While in the hospital, the patient repeatedly hallucinates. After exhausting myriad ineffective treatments for her mysterious ailments, House attempts one last controversial approach to diagnosing her: monitoring her cognitive patterns and looking for clues. Meanwhile, Taub airs his dirty laundry at work, and Wilson attempts to furnish his condo.
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Mar 16
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Mar 17
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South Park
Sexual Healing (14x1)
Sexual Healing (14x1)
The nation's top scientists come together to put a stop to the recent phenomenon of rich, successful men who suddenly want to have sex with many, many women. After extensive testing, some of the fourth grade boys in South Park Elementary are diagnosed as sex addicts.
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Mar 18
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Mar 19
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Mar 20
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Mar 21
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Breaking Bad
No Más (3x1)
No Más (3x1)
As Walt copes with the aftermath of the plane crash and Skyler's anger, Jesse comes to a new realization. A new adversary tracks the elusive Heisenberg. Skyler seeks advice on the state of her marriage and confronts Walt.
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Family Guy
Peter-assment (8x14)
Peter-assment (8x14)
After Peter has some luck selling footage of a celebrity he caught off-guard, he decides to become a full-time paparazzo. To make matters worse, his new boss, Angela, finds him irresistible and plagues him with unwanted advances. When Peter rebuffs her, he winds up getting the ax. Meanwhile, Stewie makes his theatrical debut in a school play, only to be overcome with stage fright.
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Mar 22
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How I Met Your Mother
Say Cheese (5x18)
Say Cheese (5x18)
When Ted ruins Lily's birthday dinner celebration by bringing a date, Lily goes to great lengths to keep her out of the traditional photo she takes every year of the gang.
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The Big Bang Theory
The Pants Alternative (3x18)
The Pants Alternative (3x18)
Sheldon's friends come to his aid when his fear of public speaking stands between him and a coveted award.
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Mar 23
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Mar 24
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Modern Family
Starry Night (1x18)
Starry Night (1x18)
Jay and Mitchell go on their traditional father-and-son outing to see the meteor showers, but Mitchell is upset when he finds out that Manny will be joining them. Cameron and Gloria spend some quality time together, with some minor incidents, while Phil and Claire both take on one of their child's school projects.
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South Park
The Tale of Scrotie McBoogerballs (14x2)
The Tale of Scrotie McBoogerballs (14x2)
The boys are given a controversial book to read in school that both excites and inspires them to write one of their own. When the boys discover that Stan's mom has found their masterpiece, their new motivation is how they can stay out of trouble.
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Mar 25
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Community
The Science of Illusion (1x20)
The Science of Illusion (1x20)
Pierce strives to reach a new level of ascension in his Buddhist church. Britta secretly tries to shake her reputation as a buzzkill, resulting in a prank that goes horribly wrong.
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Grey's Anatomy
Suicide Is Painless (6x18)
Suicide Is Painless (6x18)
When Teddy's patient seeks to end treatment and her life, she turns to Hunt for help. The situation triggers Hunt's memories of his life at war and his past relationship with Teddy. Meanwhile, Callie and Arizona have a difference in opinion on what their future holds, and Richard tries to adjust to his role as a surgeon.
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Supernatural
Dead Men Don't Wear Plaid (5x15)
Dead Men Don't Wear Plaid (5x15)
Sam and Dean investigate Bobby's home town where the dead are rising from the grave but instead of attacking humans, they are happily reuniting with their families. The brothers turn to Bobby for help but he tells them not to worry about it and to leave town. Suspicious, Dean investigates and comes face to face with Bobby's dead wife, who has no memory of what happened to her. Once the zombies start turning evil, the boys tell Bobby he has to kill his wife but he refuses.
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The Vampire Diaries
A Few Good Men (1x15)
A Few Good Men (1x15)
Recurring guest star Melinda Clarke appears as Kelly, Matt's long-lost mother. Sheriff Forbes asks Damon to be part of a fundraising bachelor auction.
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Mar 26
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Mar 27
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Mar 28
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Breaking Bad
Caballo sin Nombre (3x2)
Caballo sin Nombre (3x2)
Walt takes drastic action to bring his family back together. With Saul's help, Jesse makes an unexpected investment.
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Family Guy
Brian Griffin's House of Payne (8x15)
Brian Griffin's House of Payne (8x15)
Lois encourages Brian to submit his pilot script to a network. James Woods gets involved and things don't exactly go according to Brian's original plan. Meanwhile, Stewie has a bit of a mishap.
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Mar 29
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Mar 30
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Mar 31
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Modern Family
Game Changer (1x19)
Game Changer (1x19)
iPad release day falls on Phil's birthday, giving Claire an opportunity to finally score an ideal gift for her technophile husband. Manny and Gloria humor Jay—a sore loser at board games—by suppressing their superior chess skills. Mitchell questions his ability to protect his family, while crossed baby monitor signals compel Cameron to secretly intervene in the love life of a neighboring couple.
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South Park
Medicinal Fried Chicken (14x3)
Medicinal Fried Chicken (14x3)
State Law in Colorado says it's legal to smoke pot if you have a physician's reference. Randy is the first-in-line to buy some but he's turned away because there's absolutely nothing wrong with him. Randy is desperate to get a medical excuse to smoke some weed but meanwhile, Cartman will do anything to get his beloved fried chicken restaurant back.
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Apr 01
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Fringe
Peter (2x16)
Peter (2x16)
Walter flashes back to 1985 while explaining Peter's otherworldly origins to Olivia. Also, Peter's mother is introduced, and details of the neighboring world reaffirms that there is more than one of everything.
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Grey's Anatomy
Sympathy for the Parents (6x19)
Sympathy for the Parents (6x19)
When Alex's younger brother, Aaron, shows up at Seattle Grace-Mercy West with a hernia, it's up to Alex to get Bailey's approval for his pro bono surgery. Matters are further complicated when Aaron discloses that his family has not heard from Alex since he arrived in Seattle, and parts of Alex's past long kept secret are revealed to his friends and fellow doctors.
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Supernatural
Dark Side of the Moon (5x16)
Dark Side of the Moon (5x16)
Ambushed by angry hunters, Sam and Dean are shot and killed and sent to Heaven. Castiel warns Dean that Zachariah is looking for them in Heaven so they need to lay low while searching for an angel named Joshua who can help them since he talks directly to God. While searching for Joshua, the brothers run into some old friends and family members.
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The Vampire Diaries
There Goes the Neighborhood (1x16)
There Goes the Neighborhood (1x16)
Anna brings a surprising guest to pay a visit to Damon. Elena and Stefan go on an awkward date with Caroline and Matt. Melinda Clarke appears as Kelly.
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