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Sep 26
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Dexter
My Bad (5x1)
My Bad (5x1)
Dexter must make a choice; Quinn stirs up trouble for Dexter but supports Deb.
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Family Guy
And Then There Were Fewer (9x1)
And Then There Were Fewer (9x1)
In this murder mystery special, The Griffins as well as all the other major characters become trapped in a mansion while they are killed off one by one.
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Sep 27
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House
Selfish (7x2)
Selfish (7x2)
A seemingly healthy 14-year-old girl collapses during a skateboarding exhibition; House and Cuddy face the challenge of handling their romantic relationship at work.
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How I Met Your Mother
Cleaning House (6x2)
Cleaning House (6x2)
When Barney convinces the gang to help his mom move out of her home, they quickly learn that she has been very protective of Barney and lied to him about events throughout his life. Meanwhile, Ted gets upset when Robin oversells him to a blind date.
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Sep 28
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Glee
Britney/Brittany (2x2)
Britney/Brittany (2x2)
When Brittany and the gang try to convince Mr. Schuester to let them do a Britney Spears number, he is reluctant to go that edgy. Meanwhile, an insecure Will is curious about Emma’s new beau, Dr. Carl Howell, so he convinces her to bring him in to talk to the kids about dental hygiene. While the dreamy doc inspires the girls to take their dental health more seriously, Will is left feeling worse than before.
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Sep 29
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Sep 30
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Community
Accounting for Lawyers (2x2)
Accounting for Lawyers (2x2)
Jeff falls into old habits after reconnecting with Alan (Rob Corddry), a former law firm colleague; Abed, Annie and Troy look for dirt on Alan.
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Fringe
The Box (3x2)
The Box (3x2)
The story alternates to the Fringe Team "over here" where they investigate a mystifying case that people are discovered in a trance-like state that ultimately leads to their death. The unlikely suspect: a mysterious box. As Peter and Walter collaborate to study its properties, alternate Olivia presses on and turns up the heat on an unsuspecting Peter. Meanwhile, key information about the future is revealed when Walter and Nina meet at Massive Dynamic for the emotional reading of the last will and testament of William Bell.
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Grey's Anatomy
Shock to the System (7x2)
Shock to the System (7x2)
Meredith finally tells Derek about her pregnancy and miscarriage; during a surgery, Cristina experiences PTSD; Bailey won't let Alex operate until he has the bullet in his chest removed.
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The Big Bang Theory
The Cruciferous Vegetable Amplification (4x2)
The Cruciferous Vegetable Amplification (4x2)
Realizing he will not live long enough to download his consciousness into a robot body, Sheldon tries to extend his life span.
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The Vampire Diaries
Memory Lane (2x4)
Memory Lane (2x4)
Katherine recalls the past.
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Oct 01
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Supernatural
Two and a Half Men (6x2)
Two and a Half Men (6x2)
Sam investigates a case about missing babies whose parents are being murdered. At one of the crime scenes, he discovers a baby that was left behind and calls Dean for help. Reluctant to leave Lisa and Ben, Dean finally agrees to meet Sam and surprises his brother with how parental he has become. The brothers take the baby to Samuel, who decides to raise it as a hunter, which infuriates Dean. However, before they can decide the baby's future, a shape-shifter breaks in and attempts to kidnap the baby.
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Oct 02
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Oct 03
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Dexter
Hello, Bandit (5x2)
Hello, Bandit (5x2)
Dexter tries to focus on the children and fight his dark urges; Debra ends up on Quinn's doorstep.
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Family Guy
Excellence in Broadcasting (9x2)
Excellence in Broadcasting (9x2)
When Brian learns that Rush Limbaugh is going to be at the Quahog Mall for a book-signing, he decides to go down there and give him a piece of his left-wing mind. But when Rush unexpectedly comes to Brian's rescue, Brian has a political change of heart.
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Oct 04
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House
Unwritten (7x3)
Unwritten (7x3)
A children's novelist tries to kill herself, but is thwarted when she has a seizure. House, a fan of the books, puts her on psych hold but has to deal with a patient that is eager to die rather than be cured. Meanwhile, House worries that he'll lose Cuddy because they have nothing in common.
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How I Met Your Mother
Unfinished (6x3)
Unfinished (6x3)
Barney uses his best womanizing tactics to try to convince Ted to design the new GNB building; Robin drunk dials Don.
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Oct 05
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Oct 06
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Modern Family
Earthquake (2x3)
Earthquake (2x3)
When an earthquake hits, Claire gets stuck in the bathroom with the plumber, Manny experiences an existential crisis while out with Jay, and Mitchell and Cameron use it as an excuse to get out of attending a party.
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South Park
Poor and Stupid (14x8)
Poor and Stupid (14x8)
Cartman wants to race with the pros and he's ready to do whatever it takes to make it happen. He's afraid that no matter how hard he tries, he'll never reach the level of the other NASCAR drivers. Working with Butters as his pit boss, Cartman pulls out all the stops to compete in the race of his life.
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Oct 07
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Community
The Psychology of Letting Go (2x3)
The Psychology of Letting Go (2x3)
When Pierce's mother dies, the group helps to comfort him. After putting Jeff in the hospital, by one of her class pranks going awry, Professor Bauer takes a leave of absence and Professor Duncan attempts to take over her Anthropology class.
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Fringe
The Plateau (3x3)
The Plateau (3x3)
In this case, timing is everything as a series of anomalous events lead the Fringe Division to investigate deadly incidents with unimaginable coincidences. As the freaky crimes continue to occur, the team is in a race against time to protect potential victims. Meanwhile, Secretary Bishop shares his strategic plan with Colonel Broyles as Olivia grapples with a heart-stopping vision.
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Grey's Anatomy
Superfreak (7x3)
Superfreak (7x3)
Issues surface when Derek's estranged sister, Amelia (Caterina Scorsone), visits unexpectedly; Meredith and Derek continue to try to ease Cristina back into surgery.
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The Big Bang Theory
The Zazzy Substitution (4x3)
The Zazzy Substitution (4x3)
The guys are concerned as Sheldon searches for an alternative to human companionship.
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The Vampire Diaries
Kill or Be Killed (2x5)
Kill or Be Killed (2x5)
Tyler learns more about the Lockwood family curse from Mason, and Sheriff Forbes receives startling information.
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Oct 08
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Oct 09
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Oct 10
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Dexter
Practically Perfect (5x3)
Practically Perfect (5x3)
Dexter hires a nanny; Debra is annoyed with her new partner; Quinn continues to investigate Rita's murder.
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Family Guy
Welcome Back Carter (9x3)
Welcome Back Carter (9x3)
After Peter catches Carter having an affair, he is forced into keeping a secret. But when Peter accidentally spills the beans, Lois' mom demands a divorce, and Peter is in charge of Carter's return to bachelorhood.
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Oct 11
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House
Massage Therapy (7x4)
Massage Therapy (7x4)
House and his team make unexpected discoveries about a female patient admitted to the hospital after severe and uncontrollable vomiting; House and Cuddy are forced to face the reservations in their relationship after a visit from a massage therapist.
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How I Met Your Mother
Subway Wars (6x4)
Subway Wars (6x4)
When the gang teases Robin about not being a real New Yorker, she sets out to prove them wrong by racing to catch a glimpse of Woody Allen.
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Oct 12
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Oct 13
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Modern Family
Strangers on a Treadmill (2x4)
Strangers on a Treadmill (2x4)
Claire tries to convince Phil that his realtors' banquet speech is unfunny. Mitchell tries to convince Cameron to change his wardrobe. Jay and Gloria go to a quinceañera hosted by one of his employees. Haley gives Alex advice on how to be cool.
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South Park
It's a Jersey Thing (14x9)
It's a Jersey Thing (14x9)
New Jersey is rapidly taking over the nation one state at a time and their next stop is South Park.
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Oct 14
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Community
Basic Rocket Science (2x4)
Basic Rocket Science (2x4)
Dean Pelton asks the study group to clean and refurbish the Greendale flight simulator. After an accidental launch, Abed must navigate a safe return.
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Fringe
Do Shapeshifters Dream of Electric Sheep? (3x4)
Do Shapeshifters Dream of Electric Sheep? (3x4)
Newton, concerned about the consequences of a distressing development involving a high-ranking official, is forced to call to action a sleeping shapeshifter. As Walter and the rest of the team gather evidence, they move the investigation to Massive Dynamic, where Olivia goes on high alert and Walter finds himself in a perilous situation.
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Grey's Anatomy
Can't Fight Biology (7x4)
Can't Fight Biology (7x4)
Derek and Meredith visit the obstetrician and receive disturbing news; Lexie notices April and Meredith growing closer; Jackson tries to get ahead in the operating room.
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The Big Bang Theory
The Hot Troll Deviation (4x4)
The Hot Troll Deviation (4x4)
An embarrassing secret of Wolowitz's comes to light, while Sheldon and Raj have a small war at work.
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Oct 15
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Supernatural
Weekend at Bobby's (6x4)
Weekend at Bobby's (6x4)
After Bobby discovers Crowley has no intentions of returning Bobby's soul, the hunter takes matters into his own hands. He calls on Sam and Dean for help after he unearths one of Crowley's deepest secrets. Meanwhile, Sam and Dean learn what Bobby does all day when they are not around.
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Oct 16
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Oct 18
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House
Unplanned Parenthood (7x5)
Unplanned Parenthood (7x5)
When an infant suffers breathing trouble and liver failure, House and the team must look at the medical history of the mother in order to find an answer, and ultimately land on a discovery that forces the mother to jeopardize not only her child's health but her own. Meanwhile Taub and Foreman must find a new female doctor to fill the spot vacated by Thirteen and House and Wilson learn a thing or two about parenting while caring for Cuddy's daughter.
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How I Met Your Mother
Architect of Destruction (6x5)
Architect of Destruction (6x5)
Ted becomes conflicted after meeting an attractive woman who is passionate about saving the landmark building being torn down for his new project.
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Oct 19
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Oct 20
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Modern Family
Unplugged (2x5)
Unplugged (2x5)
In an attempt to reconnect the family, Phil and Claire challenge them to see who can abstain from using their electronic devices the longest. Mitchell and Cameron attempt to get Lilly into the best pre-school. Gloria deals with the neighbor's barking dog.
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South Park
Insheeption (14x10)
Insheeption (14x10)
When Stan is sent to the school counselor because he's holding on to an obscene number of useless possessions, he realizes that Mr. Mackey has a hoarding disorder too.
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Oct 21
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Community
Messianic Myths and Ancient Peoples (2x5)
Messianic Myths and Ancient Peoples (2x5)
Shirley asks for Abed's creative input for a religious film; Pierce is recruited by a group of students his age.
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Grey's Anatomy
Almost Grown (7x5)
Almost Grown (7x5)
As part of their training, Seattle Grace's residents are put in charge; the attending surgeons compete for a million-dollar grant.
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The Big Bang Theory
The Desperation Emanation (4x5)
The Desperation Emanation (4x5)
Leonard realizes he’s the only one without a girlfriend, while Sheldon wants to get rid of his.
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The Vampire Diaries
Plan B (2x6)
Plan B (2x6)
Katherine chooses a new victim. Bonnie discovers new information about Mason and shares it with Stefan.
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Oct 22
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Supernatural
Live Free or Twihard (6x5)
Live Free or Twihard (6x5)
After a group of young girls go missing Sam and Dean realize that a group of vampires have taken up residence in the small town. After a fight with two of the blood-suckers, Dean is bitten and turns into a vampire.
Samuel tells Dean he can change him back but he’d have to get the blood of the vampire who turned him. Dean infiltrates the nest and runs into the Alpha...
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Oct 23
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Oct 27
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Modern Family
Halloween (2x6)
Halloween (2x6)
Claire gives each family member a role to play in spookifying the Dunphy house for Halloween, but Cameron hates Halloween due to a traumatic childhood experience. Mitchell had a terrible day at work, and Gloria acts weird after Jay and Manny tease her about her accent.
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South Park
Coon 2: Hindsight (1) (14x11)
Coon 2: Hindsight (1) (14x11)
The Coon now leads an entire team of crime-fighters. They are ready to take their place among the worlds most admired and beloved super heroes. But much to the Coons dismay, someone else keeps beating them to the punch. The nation looks to another hero to get them through the BP disaster and dissention develops within the ranks of Coon and friends.
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Oct 28
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Community
Epidemiology (2x6)
Epidemiology (2x6)
Pierce and a few other Greendale students ingest a biohazard substance at the school Halloween Party, causing them to exhibit flu-like symptoms and begin turning into zombies. It is up to the rest of the gang to save themselves and the school when Dean Pelton locks them in with the zombie-infected student body.
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Grey's Anatomy
These Arms of Mine (7x6)
These Arms of Mine (7x6)
A documentary crew visits the hospital six months after the shooting to document the road to recovery for doctors and patients; Meredith helps Cristina put on a brave face for the cameras.
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The Big Bang Theory
The Irish Pub Formulation (4x6)
The Irish Pub Formulation (4x6)
Leonard keeps a romantic affair a secret from Sheldon, Howard and Raj.
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The Vampire Diaries
Masquerade (2x7)
Masquerade (2x7)
Stefan and Damon decide on a new plan to deal with Katherine at the masquerade ball.
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Oct 29
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Supernatural
You Can't Handle the Truth (6x6)
You Can't Handle the Truth (6x6)
Sam and Dean investigate a series of suicides and discover the victims were being told brutal truths that drove them crazy. They find out someone is invoking the Goddess of Truth, Veritas, forcing people to be cruelly honest against their will and Dean is the next victim. Dean is forced to tell Sam the truth about how he feels about his return from Hell.
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Oct 30
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Oct 31
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Dexter
Everything Is Illumenated (5x6)
Everything Is Illumenated (5x6)
Dexter is drawn into a precarious situation; Batista discovers an interesting lead; Quinn gets information about Dexter from a questionable source.
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The Walking Dead
Days Gone Bye (1x1)
Days Gone Bye (1x1)
Rick searches for his family after emerging from a coma into a world terrorized by the walking dead. Morgan and Duane, whom he meets along the way, help teach Rick the new rules for survival.
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Nov 01
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How I Met Your Mother
Canning Randy (6x7)
Canning Randy (6x7)
When Zoey enrolls in Ted's class, she manipulates his students into taking her side in the fight to save the building being torn down to make room for his project. Meanwhile, Marshall and Lily spot Robin marching in the Halloween parade of shame.
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Nov 02
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Nov 03
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Modern Family
Chirp (2x7)
Chirp (2x7)
Claire and Haley are stuck at home sick. Gloria and Manny's surprise visit at work causes a headaches for Jay. Cameron is swept up by all the lights and cameras when he goes behind Mitchell's back and takes Lily for a commercial.
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South Park
Mysterion Rises (2) (14x12)
Mysterion Rises (2) (14x12)
Led by Mysterion, Coon and Friends are working together to help the people in the Gulf who are at the mercy of the dark lord, Cthulhu. The Coon, scorned by his fellow super heroes and now working alone, is out for revenge.
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Nov 04
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Community
Aerodynamics of Gender (2x7)
Aerodynamics of Gender (2x7)
After a classroom smackdown with a group of "mean girls" led by Meghan, Britta, Shirley, and Annie bond with Abed by turning him into the ultimate "mean girl." Meanwhile, Jeff and Troy embrace a zen-like spirituality under the guidance of a groundskeeper when they come across a secret trampoline on campus. Determined to uncover the source of their new bliss, Pierce ends up taking a disastrous turn on the trampoline and lands in the hospital.
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Fringe
Amber 31422 (3x5)
Amber 31422 (3x5)
The alternate universe Fringe Division investigates a shocking breach of security when a twin frees his brother from a quarantined Amber area. As the team sets out to crack this sophisticated case, Walternate experiments over there more with Olivia as she reenters the tank. Meanwhile, visions of Peter continue to haunt Olivia about returning to the “other side”.
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Grey's Anatomy
That's Me Trying (7x7)
That's Me Trying (7x7)
Owen puts the residents through a rigorous trauma certification drill; Cristina is left alone to monitor an ill lung transplant patient.
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The Big Bang Theory
The Apology Insufficiency (4x7)
The Apology Insufficiency (4x7)
Sheldon's answers during an FBI interview put Wolowitz's security clearance in jeopardy.
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The Vampire Diaries
Rose (2x8)
Rose (2x8)
Stefan and Damon come to Elena's assistance and, in the process, learn surprising new information.
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Nov 05
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Supernatural
Family Matters (6x7)
Family Matters (6x7)
Dean becomes suspicious of Samuel's motives, but Sam isn't sold on the idea that their grandfather is doing anything wrong. The brothers go along on a hunt with Samuel and the other Campbells, but things go terribly awry.
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Nov 06
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