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Mar 01
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Mar 02
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How I Met Your Mother
The Stinsons (4x15)
The Stinsons (4x15)
The gang thinks that Barney must have a secret girlfriend after noticing his bizarre behavior.
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The Big Bang Theory
The Cushion Saturation (2x16)
The Cushion Saturation (2x16)
A paintball game leads to a fight between Sheldon and Penny, and romance for Leslie and Wolowitz.
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Mar 03
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Mar 04
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Mar 05
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Mar 06
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Mar 07
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Mar 08
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Breaking Bad
Seven Thirty-Seven (2x1)
Seven Thirty-Seven (2x1)
Walt and Jesse are reminded of Tuco’s volatile nature, and try to figure a way out of their business partnership. Hank attempts to mend fences between the estranged Marie and Skyler.
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Family Guy
Family Gay (7x8)
Family Gay (7x8)
Peter is injected with the gay gene as part of a scientific experiment to determine whether or not homosexuality is a learned trait or something that people are born with. He ends up in a gay relationship and winds up in a "straight camp".
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Mar 09
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House
The Social Contract (5x17)
The Social Contract (5x17)
House and the team take on the case of Nick, a book editor who loses his inhibitions. The team realizes Nick has frontal lobe disinhibition, which causes him to speak his mind having no control over what he says and making him just like House. Meanwhile, House suspects Wilson and Taub are keeping something from him.
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How I Met Your Mother
Sorry, Bro (4x16)
Sorry, Bro (4x16)
Marshall and Lily are less than thrilled when they hear that Ted's college girlfriend (Laura Prepon) has moved to New York.
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The Big Bang Theory
The Terminator Decoupling (2x17)
The Terminator Decoupling (2x17)
Leonard, Sheldon and Wolowitz are ecstatic to learn that a famous science-fiction actress is on board the train they are taking to San Francisco.
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Mar 10
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Mar 11
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Mar 12
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Grey's Anatomy
I Will Follow You into the Dark (5x17)
I Will Follow You into the Dark (5x17)
Derek decides to quit after learning that more of his patients have died than survived; Izzie's interns make an unsettling discovery about "Patient X."
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Supernatural
Death Takes a Holiday (4x15)
Death Takes a Holiday (4x15)
Reapers take a break from work, and that means no one can die. But the escorts to the next world aren't off getting some R&R, unless you call being held hostage by a demon restful and relaxing.
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Mar 13
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Mar 14
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Mar 15
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Breaking Bad
Grilled (2x2)
Grilled (2x2)
Walt and Jesse find themselves in close quarters with an unhinged Tuco. Marie and Hank comfort Skyler, who is distraught over Walt’s disappearance. Hank pays a visit to Mrs. Pinkman on some not-so-official business.
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Family Guy
The Juice is Loose! (7x9)
The Juice is Loose! (7x9)
Peter finds an old winning raffle ticket from 1989 that entitles him a golf outing with O.J. Simpson. After befriending him, Peter brings O.J. home home to meet the family. However, the people of Quahog aren't too fond of the former running back.
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Mar 16
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House
Here Kitty (5x18)
Here Kitty (5x18)
Morgan works in a nursing home with a pet cat who only sleeps next to people if they are about to die - and does so with alarmingly accuracy. When it seems the cat has predicted her own death, Morgan, convinced she is about to die, fakes a seizure in order to get to House to have him diagnose her before it’s too late.
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How I Met Your Mother
The Front Porch (4x17)
The Front Porch (4x17)
Ted learns that not only did Lily plant another woman's earring in his bed for Karen to find, she has meddled in some of his other relationships as well.
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The Big Bang Theory
The Work Song Nanocluster (2x18)
The Work Song Nanocluster (2x18)
Penny's home business turns into a complete nightmare when Sheldon takes over.
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Mar 17
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Mar 18
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Mar 19
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Grey's Anatomy
Stand by Me (5x18)
Stand by Me (5x18)
After his fellow surgeons try and fail to bring Derek back to work, Meredith must summon the strength to convince him. Meanwhile the hospital is abuzz as Mark attempts a rare face transplant surgery. Cristina, at last awarded her first solo surgery, is more focused on the needs of her friends, and Izzie does her best to keep her medical condition a secret.
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Supernatural
On the Head of a Pin (4x16)
On the Head of a Pin (4x16)
Can torture be God's work? After seven angels are mysteriously murdered, Castiel and Uriel demand that Dean use the agony-inducing skills he learned in Hell to extract information from Alastair.
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Mar 20
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Mar 21
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Mar 22
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Breaking Bad
Bit by a Dead Bee (2x3)
Bit by a Dead Bee (2x3)
Walt and Jesse cover their tracks, but as a result, both of their financial situations suffer. Meanwhile, Hank and his DEA colleagues may have a break in their meth investigation.
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Family Guy
FOX-y Lady (7x10)
FOX-y Lady (7x10)
Lois gets a job working for FOX News and has to do a report on a liberal filmmaker. However, she loses the job when her story implicates a conservative radio host.
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Mar 23
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Mar 24
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Mar 25
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Mar 26
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Grey's Anatomy
Elevator Love Letter (5x19)
Elevator Love Letter (5x19)
All eyes are on Derek as he is set to perform his first surgery after his breakdown; attention is also set on Izzie, whose medical condition requires her to undergo a difficult surgery; and Owen has another PTSD episode that injures Cristina and traumatizes both of them, throwing the future of their relationship into question.
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Supernatural
It's a Terrible Life (4x17)
It's a Terrible Life (4x17)
At Sandover Bridge & Iron Inc., Dean is Dean Smith, the buttoned-down director of Sales & Marketing. Sam is Sam Wesson, a cubicle-dwelling tech support guy. What the heck is going on? Or is it what the Hell?
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Mar 27
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Mar 28
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Mar 29
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Breaking Bad
Down (2x4)
Down (2x4)
Walt tries to reconnect with his family. Still suspicious of her husband's actions, Skyler keeps her distance. Jesse finds himself without a place to live and struggles to cope.
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Family Guy
Not All Dogs Go to Heaven (7x11)
Not All Dogs Go to Heaven (7x11)
Meg becomes extremely religious, and tries to convert Brian from Atheism. Meanwhile, after the family visits a Star Trek convention, Stewie kidnaps the entire cast of Star Trek: The Next Generation and forces them to hang out with him.
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Mar 30
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House
Locked In (5x19)
Locked In (5x19)
A man awakens in New York after a bicycle accident unable to move or communicate in any way. House, himself injured in a motorcycle mishap, occupies the hospital bed next to Lee and quickly annoys the doctors treating them both by insisting that Lee has “locked-in” syndrome.
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How I Met Your Mother
Murtaugh (4x19)
Murtaugh (4x19)
When Barney learns Ted has a list of things he thinks the gang is too old to do, he sets out to do every task within 24 hours in order to prove Ted wrong.
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The Big Bang Theory
The Dead Hooker Juxtaposition (2x19)
The Dead Hooker Juxtaposition (2x19)
Penny squares off with a new beautiful female neighbor who may become the building's "new Penny."
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Mar 31
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Apr 01
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South Park
Eat, Pray, Queef (13x4)
Eat, Pray, Queef (13x4)
Someone played an April Fools joke on the boys and it didn't go over well. Butters is incapacitated, Cartman is furious and the rest of the boys are afraid someone might do it again.
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