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Sep 27
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Dexter
Living the Dream (4x1)
Living the Dream (4x1)
The pressures of fatherhood threaten to bring Dexter's world crashing down. In his carelessness, Dexter realizes that he's misplaced crucial evidence, something that could expose his dark side to the world. But his search will have to wait, as Miami Metro's two simultaneous murder cases continue to escalate. Their top priority is to solve 'The Vacation Murders', a series of robberies gone bad that threaten Miami's lucrative tourist industry. Lundy, however, remains convinced that the bigger problem is dealing with the Trinity Killer, who unbeknownst to them is already stalking his next victim. Dexter has to weave a web of lies to extract himself from his duties, hoping to bury his secret before someone else finds it first.
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Family Guy
Road to the Multiverse (8x1)
Road to the Multiverse (8x1)
With the help of an out-of-this-world remote control, Stewie and Brian travel through alternate universes, including a post-apocalyptic world and a parallel world run by dogs where humans are pets.
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Sep 28
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House
Epic Fail (6x2)
Epic Fail (6x2)
House returns home to Princeton where he continues to focus on his recovery, but surprises Cuddy with the news that he's making a big change in his life. Meanwhile, the team is unable to diagnose a loud-mouthed video game creator who posts each new symptom on the internet and opts for treatments suggested by the online community rather than by the doctors, and Foreman angles for House's job, but the pressure to solve the case creates tension in his relationship with Thirteen.
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How I Met Your Mother
Double Date (5x2)
Double Date (5x2)
Barney takes Marshall, and Robin to a strip club where they find a stripper who looks almost exactly like Lily. Meanwhile, Ted discovers he had been fixed up with the same woman, Jen seven years earlier.
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The Big Bang Theory
The Jiminy Conjecture (3x2)
The Jiminy Conjecture (3x2)
Leonard and Penny struggle to recover from an awkward first hookup while Sheldon and Howard stake their best comic books on a bet to determine the species of a cricket.
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Sep 29
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Sep 30
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Glee
The Rhodes Not Taken (1x5)
The Rhodes Not Taken (1x5)
A new face stirs things up for New Directions when April Rhodes (guest star Kristin Chenoweth) lends her voice to the show.
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Modern Family
The Bicycle Thief (1x2)
The Bicycle Thief (1x2)
As Phil helps his son show Claire he can be trusted, Phil turns out to be the irresponsible one at the sight of a hot neighbor. Mitchell and Cameron take Lily to their Mommy & Me class. Manny and Jay uncomfortably spend time together.
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Oct 01
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Community
Introduction to Film (1x3)
Introduction to Film (1x3)
Jeff joins Professor Whitman class for an easy A grade but then realizes how much work he needs to put in to pass. Britta helps Abed fulfill his dream.
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Fringe
Fracture (2x3)
Fracture (2x3)
Peter, Walter, Olivia and Broyles pursue a strange and deadly occurrence in Philadelphia where a bomb blew up inside a train station but left no trace of any explosive device. The perplexing and unexplained set of circumstances returns Walter to the lab to closely examine the human remains where he uncovers an unlikely energy source that triggered the explosion. With the explosive threat of more bombs and links to a classified military project, the intense investigation leads Olivia and Peter to Iraq.
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Grey's Anatomy
I Always Feel Like Somebody's Watchin' Me (6x3)
I Always Feel Like Somebody's Watchin' Me (6x3)
Several weeks after her near-death experience, a recovering Izzie returns to work. Meanwhile, nervous that there will be layoffs in the hospital in the wake of an announcement from the Chief, the Seattle Grace residents compete to survive the cuts, including Cristina, who attempts to work alongside Arizona in pediatrics. And Bailey and Alex's patient's already complex case is further complicated by her schizophrenic son.
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Supernatural
The End (5x4)
The End (5x4)
Dean refuses Sam's efforts to help him battle the Devil, and then wakes up to find himself five years in the future, in a wasteland where Lucifer has begun his endgame by unleashing a virus that transforms humans into zombies.
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The Vampire Diaries
Family Ties (1x4)
Family Ties (1x4)
Stefan escorts Elena to the town's Founder's Party. At the party, Damon tells Elena a story about the Salvatore family, leaving Elena with questions Stefan refuses to answer.
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Oct 02
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Oct 04
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Dexter
Remains to Be Seen (4x2)
Remains to Be Seen (4x2)
Dexter misplaces evidence which could expose his secret. Meanwhile, Miami Metro must juggle two serial killers at the same time, as the Vacation Murders might bring the city's tourism industry to a grinding halt.
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Family Guy
Family Goy (8x2)
Family Goy (8x2)
When Lois finds a lump on her breast, she goes to the doctor to test for cancer. The tests come back benign, but the doctor looks at her family medical history and reveals some news about Lois' heritage.
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Oct 05
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House
The Tyrant (6x3)
The Tyrant (6x3)
When a controversial African politician falls ill, he is brought to Princeton Plainsboro for treatment. The team struggles with whether to help a merciless dictator being subpoenaed for crimes against humanity in his country. Meanwhile, Wilson tries to make peace with a feuding neighbor, but House’s prying exacerbates the problem.
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How I Met Your Mother
Robin 101 (5x3)
Robin 101 (5x3)
When Robin fears that Barney is cheating on her, she soon discovers that he is spending his evenings with Ted learning everything there is to know on how to date her.
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The Big Bang Theory
The Gothowitz Deviation (3x3)
The Gothowitz Deviation (3x3)
Howard and Raj visit a Goth nightclub to pick up women while Sheldon attempts to build a better Penny using chocolate-based behavior modification.
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Oct 06
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Oct 07
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Glee
Vitamin D (1x6)
Vitamin D (1x6)
Will decides to give New Directions some competition between them by having the boys go against the girls. Terri becomes the school nurse to check on Will.
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Modern Family
Come Fly with Me (1x3)
Come Fly with Me (1x3)
Phil pushes Jay to go out with him and fly his new model plane. While Manny takes time out to play with Luke, Gloria accompanies Alex in shopping for a dress. Manny has a heart-to-heart talk with his sister Claire.
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South Park
Dead Celebrities (13x8)
Dead Celebrities (13x8)
Powerful forces are tormenting Ike. He's freaked out and the stress could kill him. Kyle and the boys are doing everything they can to save him but the poltergeists won't leave Ike alone.
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Oct 08
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Community
Social Psychology (1x4)
Social Psychology (1x4)
Annie recruits Abed and Troy as psychology test subjects. Shirley and Jeff bond as they gossip about Britta and her boyfriend.
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Fringe
Momentum Deferred (2x4)
Momentum Deferred (2x4)
Recuperating from the traumatic and alarming meeting with Massive Dynamic founder William Bell, Agent Dunham consumes a powerful "fringe" concoction that Dr. Bishop prescribes to stimulate her memory. Meanwhile, the Fringe Division investigates a series of robbery cases that are tied to shape-shifting. As clues are tracked and memories are jogged, another woman experimented on by Dr. Bishop is introduced and a flashback reveals more about Olivia's visit to the alternate reality.
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Grey's Anatomy
Tainted Obligation (6x4)
Tainted Obligation (6x4)
When Meredith and Lexie's father, Thatcher, returns to the hospital with a failed liver, it's up to Meredith to save his life. Meanwhile, Izzie empathizes with a patient riddled with tumors, as Mark, annoyed with Cristina's competitive zeal, tricks her into assisting on an unusual surgery.
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Supernatural
Fallen Idols (5x5)
Fallen Idols (5x5)
Sam and Dean head to a small town where people are murdered by famous dead icons. However the brothers come to a dead end when two teenagers reveal they saw Paris Hilton kidnap their friend.
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The Vampire Diaries
You're Undead to Me (1x5)
You're Undead to Me (1x5)
Stefan is hopeful of his plan to get rid of Damon, and decides to reveal parts of his past to Elena. Bonnie seeks advice from her grandmother.
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Oct 11
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Dexter
Blinded by the Light (4x3)
Blinded by the Light (4x3)
Dexter is hampered by his neighborhood's increased vigilance due to vandalism, his temporary inability to drive himself anywhere, and his admiration for the killing technique of the artful Trinity Killer.
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Family Guy
Spies Reminiscent of Us (8x3)
Spies Reminiscent of Us (8x3)
Stewie and Brian are suspicious when two guys move into Cleveland's old house, and when they find out Dan (guest voice Dan Aykroyd) and Chevy (guest voice Chevy Chase) are spies and they have dossiers of all the people in Quahog they follow them on a mission to Russia and end up in hot water.
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Oct 12
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House
Instant Karma (6x4)
Instant Karma (6x4)
A wealthy businessman brings his teenage son, who is suffering from inexplicable stomach pains, to Princeton Plainsboro and insists on having Dr. House handle the case. The father of the patient believes the karmic penalty of his financial success is that he is victim to personal tragedy, and that the answer to his son's medical mystery lies in a reverse of fate rather than medical treatment. Meanwhile, Foreman and Chase prepare to present information on the Dibala case.
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How I Met Your Mother
The Sexless Innkeeper (5x4)
The Sexless Innkeeper (5x4)
Marshall and Lily want to hook up with Barney and Robin for double-dating and fun, but their desperate eagerness to please is a huge turn-off. Meanwhile, when a succession of girls come to his apartment and immediately fall asleep, Ted is bummed to learn he is a "Sexless Innkeeper" whose "dates" are only interested in a comfy place to crash
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The Big Bang Theory
The Pirate Solution (3x4)
The Pirate Solution (3x4)
Raj must find a new job or be sent back to India, but Sheldon has a solution, which leaves Leonard and Penny dealing with Howard as a third wheel.
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Oct 14
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Glee
Throwdown (1x7)
Throwdown (1x7)
Sue's new job as Glee co-chair gives her new opportunities to break up the club as she introduces a tough competition to the group.
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Modern Family
The Incident (1x4)
The Incident (1x4)
Claire and Mitchell's mother makes a surprise visit to make amends for what has been termed "the incident" at Jay and Gloria's wedding. Everything comes to a head when the whole family shows up to dinner at Claire's house.
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South Park
Butters' Bottom Bitch (13x9)
Butters' Bottom Bitch (13x9)
Butters has made it all the way to the 4th grade without ever kissing a girl. All of his friends have been teasing him mercilessly. Butters is determined to catch up with the rest of the boys in his class. Meanwhile, one overly dedicated cop wages war on prostitution in South Park.
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Oct 15
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Community
Advanced Criminal Law (1x5)
Advanced Criminal Law (1x5)
Senor Chang threatens to fail the whole class unless a cheater owns up; Jeff defends the one who comes forward. Annie and Pierce team up to compose a new school song.
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Fringe
Dream Logic (2x5)
Dream Logic (2x5)
The Fringe team travels cross-country to Seattle after learning of a mysterious incident involving a man who attacked his boss because he believed he was an evil ram-horned creature. As these puzzling occurrences continue, the team tirelessly explores strange and creepy links to dreams. In pursuit of additional information, Agent Broyles has a disconcerting meeting with enigmatic Massive Dynamic executive Nina Sharp that leads the investigation in an unthinkable direction.
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Grey's Anatomy
Invasion (6x5)
Invasion (6x5)
The residents of Seattle Grace and Mercy West vie for surgeries and their careers as day one of the hospital merger begins. Meanwhile, Arizona stands by an enraged Callie when her father, Mr. Torres, employs a priest to help convince her to date men, and Izzie experiences the brunt of her new surgical competition.
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Supernatural
I Believe the Children Are Our Future (5x6)
I Believe the Children Are Our Future (5x6)
Sam and Dean investigate a series of odd murders that strangely resemble fairytales and urban legends. The brothers track down an 11-year-old boy named Jesse and realize that whatever Jesse believes is coming true. Castiel tells Sam and Dean that Jesse is a serious threat and needs to be eliminated.
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The Vampire Diaries
Lost Girls (1x6)
Lost Girls (1x6)
In flashbacks, Stefan reveals to Elena the Salvatore family history, including how his rivalry with Damon began. In the present, Damon impulsively takes control of Vicki's future.
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Oct 18
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Dexter
Dex Takes a Holiday (4x4)
Dex Takes a Holiday (4x4)
Dexter gets some much-needed R&R time with Rita and the kids out of town, leading to his stalking of a new victim until he unexpectedly begins to empathize with his target, a cop that murdered her family.
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Oct 19
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House
Brave Heart (6x5)
Brave Heart (6x5)
A dying patient insists that he has the same disease affecting his heart that killed his father and grandfather at the age of 40. Meanwhile, House discovers that he has a hearing problem while trying to duck student rounds.
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How I Met Your Mother
Duel Citizenship (5x5)
Duel Citizenship (5x5)
Barney tries his best hoping to convince Robin into becoming an American citizen, while Ted and Marshall's road trip takes an unexpected turn for the worst when Marshall invites Lily to come along.
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The Big Bang Theory
The Creepy Candy Coating Corollary (3x5)
The Creepy Candy Coating Corollary (3x5)
After overhearing that Wil Wheaton is entering a trading-card competition, Sheldon decides to enter it himself. Meanwhile, Penny sets up one of her friends on a date with Wolowitz.
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Oct 20
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Oct 21
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Glee
Mash-Up (1x8)
Mash-Up (1x8)
Inspired by the students, Will composes a mash-up for a very special occasion. Meanwhile, in a shocking reversal of roles, McKinley High's cool kids are dethroned in an "icy" fashion, and Sue shows off her softer side in the "Mash-Up" episode of GLEE.
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Modern Family
Coal Digger (1x5)
Coal Digger (1x5)
A family barbecue gets uncomfortable for Gloria and Claire after an incident at school involving Manny and Luke.
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South Park
W.T.F. (13x10)
W.T.F. (13x10)
The boys have found their new calling in life and they hurry to sign up for the wrestling club. They soon find out the kind of wrestling they teach at school is not the same thing they saw at the WWE.
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Oct 22
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Community
Football, Feminism, and You (1x6)
Football, Feminism, and You (1x6)
While Jeff urges Troy to sign up with the football team, Britta learns girl talk etiquette from Shirley.
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Grey's Anatomy
I Saw What I Saw (6x6)
I Saw What I Saw (6x6)
After a burn victim unexpectedly dies in the midst of a chaotic ER, the Chief and board member Jennings interrogate the residents to find the culprit, as all the Mercy West and Seattle Grace resident defends their actions in an effort to save their jobs.
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Oct 23
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Oct 25
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Dexter
Dirty Harry (4x5)
Dirty Harry (4x5)
Recent events spur Dexter into his own investigation of the Trinity killer. His motivations are now personal, and the clock is ticking. But the closer Dexter gets, the more he realizes that Trinity is unlike any monster he’s previously encountered.
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Oct 26
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Oct 28
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Modern Family
Run for Your Wife (1x6)
Run for Your Wife (1x6)
Claire is happy to have the house to herself on the first day of school, but Phil does not share her enthusiasm.
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South Park
Whale Whores (13x11)
Whale Whores (13x11)
Stan and his family are spending his birthday at the Denver Aquarium where they will get to swim with the dolphins. Things turn bloody when the Japanese attack, kill all the dolphins and ruin Stan’s big day. There seems to be no end to the senseless killing. Stan takes on the cause to save the dolphins from the Japanese.
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Oct 29
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Community
Introduction to Statistics (1x7)
Introduction to Statistics (1x7)
Jeff must come to a decision after he makes a date with a hot statistics professor which clashes with Annie's Day of the Dead Halloween party.
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Grey's Anatomy
Give Peace a Chance (6x7)
Give Peace a Chance (6x7)
When Isaac has an inoperable tumor wrapped around his spine, he wants Derek to do the impossible. Derek tests the Chief's authority when Richard objects to moving forward with the risky surgery.
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Supernatural
The Curious Case of Dean Winchester (5x7)
The Curious Case of Dean Winchester (5x7)
Sam and Dean discover a witch is running a high-stakes poker game where the currency is life years vs. money. Bobby sees the game as a chance to get out of the wheelchair and bets 25 years, but loses. As Bobby begins to age rapidly, Dean steps in to save him but also ends up turning into an old man, leaving Sam holding the bag for their survival.
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The Vampire Diaries
Haunted (1x7)
Haunted (1x7)
Bonnie's abilities surprise Damon. Elena asks Jeremy not to see Vicki. Matt takes Vicki to the high school Halloween dance, but the night takes a terrifying turn.
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