Viz

Farmyard sex action as a quiet caravan ride in the country for our duo turns out to be etc. etc. etc.

It's Saturday night, and San and Tray are looking for action. And they get it - in the back of a taxi! No surprise there.

Our shameless shagbags get more than they bargained for when a routine visit to the dole office turns into an explicit sex and cream cake orgy.

Here it is. Raunchier than a Swedish rabbit and bluer than a baboon's arse. The two and only FAT SLAGS burst onto your screens in non-stop steamy red hot rubber Panhandlevision. Ooh la la! Hold tight for 45 minutes of crude language, shagging and chips. It's the footage that Channel 4 refused to show. And we must admit, they probably made the right decision.

Meet Sid, Baz, Bob and Joe as they set out to paint Newcastle red. enjoy their colourful bad language as they stagger from pub to restaurant to club to takeaway to gutter.

Sid and the lads jet off to sunny Spain for a spot of holiday romance. Unfortunately things don’t go according to plan. Sid's advances result in a less than trouble-free holiday for all.

Sid’s luck changes for the better after his friends disown him. His unique style of conversation is to one woman’s liking and the evening progresses very positively.

The lads call Sid for a night of beer drinking in front of the television, but little do they know, it will lead to them undertaking an adventure in a strange far off place.

Sidney cruises the streets in search of something special. Much time, effort and incident leads to a result; which in turn leads to Sid’s bedroom.

Sidney Smutt is a smooth talking sex machine, a lady killing hard man who can drink anyone under the table...or so he thinks. Featuring: Oot On The Tap, Eurosidney, Sid’s Ship Comes In, Sid’s Blind Date and The Big Pull