The Sifl & Olly Show

Intro: Handle It Interview: Stealth Rock Fact: What Mysterious Coincidence Links Prodigy to Pink Floyd? Song: "It's Okay (Cindy's The Hostess)" Chat: Stealing Tires Precious Roy: Lice Monkeys Calls: Loser Elvis, ATM Card, Landlord (Monkeys) Chester: Tap Dancing Tribe Rock Fact: What Strange Power Links Mariah Carey To Marine Life? Chat: Holographic Barbie Van Interview: Champs 1 on the Moon Calls: Problem in the Bathroom, Test Cheater Almost The End: "Rock & Roll Show"

Intro: Cell Phone Interview: Waking With Ruby Song: "Answer the Phone" Rock Fact: Which female lead singer's life depends on a rare gem? News: Weather Girl and Olly Chat: Preposition Precious Roy: Pet Piercers Song: "World Music" Calls: Counterfeiting, Black Magic, Abe Lincoln Chester: Doughnut Rock fact: Are rumors true that the band Sugar Ray can fly? Chat: Secret Passageways Interview: Tooth Fairy Almost The End: "Tooth Decay"

Intro: Déjà Vu Interview: Show Waiting (Functions of the Family) Calls: Prank Caller, Mrs. Olly (Cigarettes) Rock Fact: What sultry artist mysteriously appeared to frontline soldiers during Desert Storm? Song: "She's A Carrot" Chat: Ice Age Precious Roy: Sasquatch Feeder News: Aesop Jones (Doughnuts) Calls: Landlord (Windmill), Taster, Jealous Robot Chester: Letters (Dreams) Rock Fact: How does the Pope get his daily dose of the Beastie Boys? Chat: Secret Passageways Interview: Hitchhikers Almost The End: "Just What I Needed"

Intro: Clueless Chester Interview: Show Waiting (Breakfast Serial) Calls: Box, Tongue Twisters Rock Fact: What is the secret link between Baywatch and Björk? Song: "Claire Danes" Chat: Word Association Precious Roy: Pirate Cripplers News: Cheese Boy Rock!: Beatboxing Calls: Star Wars fanatic, Star Wars fanatic, Insector Chester: Fabulous Lover Rock Fact: Which female pop singer left 300 lb men in pools of their own blood? Chat: Propulsion Interview: Bernard Spockman Almost The End: "Star Worlds"

Intro: We're Sifl and Olly Interview: Grout and Rex Morgan Calls: Bear and Cabin, Mexican Jumping Bean Bag, Bear and IRS Rock Fact: What strange ritual do the Beastie Boys perform to stay in shape? Song: "Weird Day" Chat: Turpentine and Gasoline Precious Roy: Insta-Jerky News: Teleprompter Calls: Waffles in the VCR, Short, Seagulls, Scare-hookers Chester: Pegasus Rock Fact: What hidden talent does Celine Dion hide from her fans? Chat: Copies of Movies Interview: Plants Almost the End: "Fake Blood"

Intro: Night Hours Interview: Blacklisted Nursery Rhymes Calls: Problem in the Bathroom, Test Cheater, Landlord (Waterslide) Rock Fact: What human oddity will forever link Björk and Will Smith? Song: "Country Boy" Chat: M-80 Precious Roy: Nite Vision Goggles News: Teleprompter Calls: Dungeon Master, Wart Gems, Mary's House Chester: Pet Peeves Rock Fact: What is Queen Latifah's real name? Chat: Gifts for Robots Interview: Giganticus the Elephant (Olly) Almost The End: "Lullaby"

Intro: Sifl's Robot Calls: Landlord (Giraffes), Sifl, Loser Elvis Rock Fact: What did U2 use for power instead of electricity to create their albums? Chat: Robots Are Better Interview: Winona Ryder (Battery) Chester: Letters (Sign, Chicken) Song: "I Know What Boys Like" Intro: Cereal Eater Interview: Woody Wilson Rock Fact: Which singer could destroy the world easiest if he or she was a giant turtle? Chat: Side-show Freaks Precious Roy: Squirrel Zapper News: Rabbit News Almost The End: "Performance Art"

Intro: The Satellite Is Busted Interview: Scanners Rock Fact: Which rock artist has his or her face carved into Mt. Rushmore? Song: "Star Pilot" Chat: Aquarium Precious Roy: Civil War Corpses Calls: Show Fan, More Gravy Cinderella, Sifl, Mrs. Olly (Slouching) Chester: Backup Singers Rock Fact: Why did Abba cross the road? Chat: Pizza Tie Interview: Peto and Flek Calls: Box, Crescent Fresh Dude Almost The End: "Stolen Holiday" (Chester)

Intro: Pac-Man the Movie Interview: Black Hole (Olly & Sifl Show) Rock Fact: How did the band Jethro Tull get their name? Song: "Convoy" Chat: Sugar Glass Teeth Precious Roy: CAT Scan Glasses News: Rapping The News Calls: Fred, Wasted Animator, Yoga Accident Chester: Gardening Rock Fact: How is the band Menudo linked to heavy metal? Chat: $70 Interview: Johnson High School Marching Band Calls: Dungeon Master Almost The End: "Dolores"

Intro: You Look Fat Interview: Chester's Pet Fax Machine Rock Fact: How did the band Pink Floyd get their name? Song: "Oh When I'm Dead" Chat: Reverse Déjà Vu Precious Roy: Chicken Flavored A/C News: Cheese Boy (Saab) Calls: Cody, King of Japan, UFO Photographer Chester: Meet Chester Rock Fact: What classic rock band's albums are extremely important to NASA's space exploration? Rock!: You're Off the Handball Team Chat: You've Grown 3 Inches Interview: KISS Drummers That Didn't Make It Almost The End: "Rock Balls"

Intro: Tough To Do Every Day Interview: Dirk Steiner Calls: Landlord (Monkeys), Kinky Fork Rock Fact: What fashion designer moonlights as a frontman for a popular heavy metal band? Song: "Monkeys and Dogs and Cats and Chicks and Dudes and Trucks and Cars (and Ten-Speeds)" Chat: Mouse-Driven Pigeons Precious Roy: Home Pregnancy Test News: Thought Helmet Calls: Box, Tongue Twisters, Too Many Dares Chester: Bubbles Rock Fact: What does the Wu Tang Clan have in common with The Grateful Dead and Björk? Chat: Drink the Potion Interview: Poets Almost The End: "Beat Poet"

Intro: Bug On TV Interview: Smoosh Television Rock Fact: What 50s rocker's first job could be described through a tongue twister? Song: "World Music" Chat: Food Sculpture Precious Roy: Bottomless Pool Calls: Prank Caller, Illume, Mrs. Olly (Cigarettes) Chester: Exercise Rock Fact: Which rocker was David Copperfield's magic assistant? Song: "Dude's House" News: Robot Weatherman Chat: Spike-o-gram Interview: The Sun (Olly) Almost The End: "Seasons In The Sun" (Chester)

Intro: You're Off The Handball Team Interview: Crappy Jobs Rock Fact: Which rocker could actually live up to seven weeks without his head? Song: "A Girl Named Tina" Chat: Vacation Pictures Precious Roy: All-Purpose Muzzle News: Thought Helmet Calls: Problem in the Bathroom, Test Cheater, Landlord (Waterslide) Chester: Wanderer Rock Fact: What would happen if you cooked and ate a Jamiroquai CD? Chat: Engine Talk Interview: Clixby Decimal Calls: Sandals Almost The End: "The Math Song"

Intro: Precious Roy Freakout Interview: Champs 1 & Crackers Rock Fact: What do Bill Cosby and female rock star Björk share in common? Song: "Haunted Spaceship" Chat: Octangularly Yours Precious Roy: Miracle Dirt Interview: Centenarian Centerfold, Mushroom News: Aesop Jones (Mac & Cheese) Calls: Bear and Cabin, Mexican Jumping Bean Bag, Bear and IRS Chester: Langauge of Love Rock Fact: Stay tuned for a strange but true fact about Michael Nesmith's mother. Chat: Parker Interview: Gambling Almost The End: "Rock Stars"

Intro: Déjà Vu Interview: Vernon Merbyl News: Serena Dumps Sifl Rock Fact: What male singer has been in every single rock band since 1975? Song: "Crescent Fresh" Song: "Llama School" Chat: African Amusement Park Precious Roy: Mood Tooth Calls: Wilma, Jargon Scott, Enterprise Inc. Chester: Language of Love Rock Fact: What do you do if you can't think of a good rock fact for the day? Rock!: Beatboxing Interview: Peto & Flek Almost The End: ""Rock & Roll Friends"

Intro: Embarrassed Interview: Orgasm and G-Spot Rock Fact: Which rapper has the most costly hairstyle in the world? Rock: "Dude's House" Chat: Junior-High Dropouts Precious Roy: Scare-Hooker Calls: Juan's Lover, Aftershave Drinker, Lover Follow-Up Chester: Alien Landing Rock Fact: What was the shocking inspiration behind Pearl Jam's name? Chat: Red October Morning Interview: Centenarian Centerfold, Mushroom Almost The End: "Llama School"

Intro: Gathering Oneself Interview: Jessica Edwards Spelling Bee 2000 Rock Fact: Which rock star was also a famous race horse? Song: "Spitter" Chat: Cinderland Precious Roy: Parrot Tranquilizers News: Serious Anchor Calls: Internet Lover, Sandals, Tapeworm Advice Rock!: "Rock Balls" Chester: Byrd Which rock star had the highest GPA in college? Chat: Wondo's Chocolate Factory Interview: Bloopers, Blunders, and Boo-Boos Almost The End: "Laser Eyes"

Intro: Getting Organized Interview: An Atom in Elvis' Comb Rock Fact: What rock band strikes fear into the hearts of all dentists? Song: "Lady For Gravy" Chat: Intimacy With a Gorilla Precious Roy: TV Diapers Rock!: "Fake Blood" Calls: Landlord (Monkeys), Kinky Fork, Monkeyland News: Anita Zest Breakdown Chester: Air Hockey Table Rock Fact: What fact about Stevie Wonder do most history books fail to tell you? Chat: Icelandic Tigers Interview: Pat Lacey (Olly) Almost The End: "Spooky Car"

Intro: Surprise Interview: Mars Calls: Show Fan, Mrs. Olly (Slouching) Rock Fact: Which Canadian rocker unraveled the mysteries from within the candy corn? Song: "Cooties" Chat: Party Bus Precious Roy: Edible Sandals News: Psychic Traffic Report Calls: Saint Peter, Mayor of Transylvania, Goth Girl Chester: Cody's Van Rock Fact: How are the Great Pyramids linked to Rock n' Roll? Chat: Sports Scores Interview: Death Almost The End: "(Don't Fear) The Reaper"

Intro: Interview Excitement Interview: Cereal Salesmen Rock Fact: What rapper can actually lift 500x his own weight? Song: "(Up Here In) The Cabinet" Calls: Prank Caller Chat: Spray-Painting Poodles Precious Roy: Ass-Lift 800 News: Grout Calls: Cornography, Sticky Hands, Cindy the Prostitute Chester: Hobbies Rock Fact: What classic rocker had the most profound effect on communication? Chat: Jerry's Diner Interview: Sex Girl Almost The End: "Prostitute Laundry"