The Old Lady ends up learns to play table tennis in a very strange way. An estate agent meets a possessed potential tenant. Boris the Teenager causes wedding day woe for his babysitter.

A musician ends up displaying his virtuosity. Mikael the masseur ends up getting his hands on another man's girlfriend.

A pest controller fails to control himself, the patience of a takeaway delivery driver is pushed to the limit by some old folk and Flash Harry draws attention to a couple of interesting points he's determined to share.

Granny Magnet hits the jackpot when he attempts some three-way OAP action in a bed shop, the Single White Male treats an unlucky lady to a radioactive blind date from hell and an unsuspecting security guard spies the ultimate in predatory intruders.

Rave Monkey experiences a momentary lapse of reason in front of a fishmonger, there's more Lady Mash-up as Flash Harry displays his ample charms to a bemused barman, and a unwitting handyman is treated to a bodaciously bad-taste cabaret in a normally quiet cul-de-sac.