The Morecambe & Wise Show

Pop star Cliff Richard visits the flat, interrupting Eric's painting of his model Spitfire; the scene concludes with the three appearing as sailors for one of their most memorable routines based on The Fleet's In Town ending with Morecambe stepping off the ship; Playschool parody.

Culture poetry and music, Piano: no hands, Fired from a cannon, Piano; reflection, Finding a guest star, The Curse Of Tutankhamen

The inured bird, Getting a violin for the Harpenden String Quartet, The Harpenden String Quartet, Bully on the bench, Nelson, Lulu introduction, Dance routine with Lulu, Summer in the garden with Percy Edwards / bird calls

Eric’s engagement, Copper’s nark, Eurovision Mucky Poem Competition with Susan Hampshire, Ernie sees a girl home, Eric gets caught in a rope, The Mighty Kong

The Jacobean television set, Frank Finlay introduction, The pipe man, Record shop: anniversary present, Frank Finlay, Lust Over London, Frank Finlay tells a joke

Ernie’s bicentenary, Doing things together at the doctors, On the beach (1), First class rail travel, The gypsy, On the beach (2), The Connoisseurs: chips, Ernie wants to get fit - health shop

Mr Memory, Soap advert, Pretty baby song, Greeting card poetry, Northwest frontier of India 1890

Eric's mucky movie club, Historical tree, Hollywood party impressions, Byron meets Keats, Memories of school, Ernie's legacy - the bank manager

Ernie’s birthday, Cricket, Marriage ceremony, Shopping in the supremarket with Hannah Gordon, Hannah Gordon getting the script, The Moon And 2 1/2p

Eric’s wig, Buying a television, Roy Castle is Ernie’s new partner, Director Ernie Wise/Roy Castle visits, Side By Side with Roy Castle, The poacher, The film set, Call of the Yukon

Eric leaves the rat race, Superior Cigars, The Sooty Show, Car racing, Ernie’s birth certificate, Greek dancing, Eric has nothing to do in the evening, Ernie’s new routine for Eric introduction

Star quality and Ern's autograph, Ernest Wise reads Dickens, Mind-reading act, Peter Cushing arrives for his fee, We’ll Walk Up The Avenue routine, The confrontation (the new partner), Peter Cushing

Kettle drums, Lord Ern of Peterborough, Minute waltz, Andre Previn, John Hanson introduction, ‘Give Me Some Men’ routine, Rudolf Nureyev, Hannah Gordon introduction, Windmills Of Your Mind, Yehudi Menuhin, Draught in the bedroom, Vanessa Redgrave introduction, Spanish dancing, Laurence Olivier, Play introduction, Napoleon And Josephine